Well, that was a Thanksgiving we’ll be taking about in years to come – for many reasons. But my favorite part was the genius Resister in the White House who moved Donnie to the children’s table for his Turkey Day presser.
My guess is it’s the same person who moved Giuliani’s presser to the rear of a rundown landscaping center next to a porn store. S/he might have taken inspiration from the cold open SNL skit where Steve Bannon as the Grim Reaper makes Donnie move to his tiny desk to play with a toy …
Or maybe it was Buddy from the movie Elf.
Either way, it did NOT go well for Donnie, who had a meltdown and raged at Reuters reporter Jeff Mason who pressed him to answer whether he would concede.
“Don’t talk to me that way,” Trump snapped. “You’re just a lightweight. Don’t talk to me that way. I’m the president of the United States. Don’t ever talk to the president that way.”
Trump’s embarrassing toddler behavior led the Twitterverse to tag him as #DiaperDon which trended at the top spot.
Always needing to get the last word in, Trump then lashed out at his new sobriquet:
Twitter is sending out totally false “Trends” that have absolutely nothing to do with what is really trending in the world. They make it up, and only negative “stuff”. Same thing will happen to Twitter as is happening to @FoxNews daytime. Also, big Conservative discrimination!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 27, 2020
So the Twitterverse responded by adding the tag #TinyTable mocking his Hasbro’s “Big Boy’s First Desk” – like an adult forced to sit at the kids’ table for Thanksgiving. And it made it to the #5 spot.
So let’s enjoy a few …
And if you’re unfortunate enough to have a Trumpkin relative for whom you just HAVE to get a Christmas gift, here’s a suggestion:
My personal advice to Donnie is …
