I want to close with a serious news piece that I think is worth archiving for possible future reference. But I’ll start with a fewer light-hearted anecdotes I came across.
Sen. Tommy Tuberville (R-AL) (former Auburn U. head football coach) proves republicans didn’t listened to Bobby Jindal back in 2013 when he told the RNC to “stop being the stupid party” and become a “party that talks like adults.”
The Senate now has their own version of Louie Gohmert. When asked by CNN reporter about his thoughts concerning QAnon Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene, Sen. Tommy replied: “I haven’t looked at what all she’s done. I’d have to hold back a statement on that…. This weather’s been a little rough. [Didn’t] look at any news or whatever.”
The weather prevented him from watching or reading any news?!? *sigh*
Obviously he’s too dumb to be taught to simply say “No Comment”
Probably shouldn’t be a surprise that the weather prevented Sen. Tommy from keeping up with the news. He also would fail our Naturalization Test because he doesn’t even know what the three branches of government are:
Well, at least he got one out of three correct. I suppose 33% is a pretty average score for a republican.
Point of Interest: Question No. 16 in the civics section of the U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services’ Naturalization Test asks would-be citizens to “name the three branches of government.”
Looks like we’ll have to deport Sen. Tommy.
(As we all know, the three branches of the federal government, as laid out in the Constitution, are the legislative, including both the House and Senate; the executive, or presidency; and judicial, which includes the Supreme Court.)
And if you want visual proof Sen. Tuberville isn’t the brightest bulb in the chandelier, here’s a screengrab of his recent Google Search History:
Little-Too-Late Word of Advice, Coach: YOU SHOULD’VE WORN THE HELMET!
If you ever need an example of Trump’s stupidity (or like to review the lowlights of his presidency) here’s a Tweet asking folks to add their favorites:
what's a dumb trump moment that you remember that many of us may have forgotten?
— mark (@kept_simple) January 20, 2021
Speaking of Tweets, I got a kick out of this one about an Andy Williams, a Florida fireman, who participated in the Capitol riots – but was sure the sheer number of rioters would protect him from being found out:
Andrew Williams, a Florida firefighter who was seen on video at the Capitol riot saying,…
"Hey, they can't arrest EVERYBODY!",…
… has been arrested. pic.twitter.com/LUcQSQHbG3
— Roshan Rinaldi (@Roshan_Rinaldi) January 19, 2021
And also Bette Midler’s first attempt at posting a “Dick Pick”:
— bettemidler (@BetteMidler) January 28, 2021
WaPo has done an excellent job of tracking Trump’s untruths through his four years in office. They have compiled an excellent archive of his lies that is really well done.
The first provides an overview summary of his four disastrous years:
“Trump averaged about six claims a day in his first year as president, 16 claims day in his second year, 22 claims day in this third year — and 39 claims a day in his final year. Put another way, it took him 27 months to reach 10,000 claims and an additional 14 months to reach 20,000. He then exceeded the 30,000 mark less than five months later.”
Next provides a detailed history of his lies:
bit unwieldly (understandable, when trying to compartmentalize over 30,000 lies). It breaks them down into categories of:
Health Care
Russia
Economy
Trade
Immigration
Ukraine Probe
Coronavirus
Election
This one provides a Timeline graph tally, and a much easier search by topics feature – both single and filter for several topics.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/graphics/politics/trump-claims-database/?itid=lk_inline_manual_11
Kudos to WaPo for doing a stellar job keeping track of what was obviously a never-ending Sisyphean task!
