May 212022
 

As we all know, Gov. DeSantis of Florida has decided to ban math books that might put him and the GQP in an unflattering light.

But conscientious, patriotic citizens have stepped up to help out by creating useful arithmetic problems and teaching aids.  For example, try solving these problems in the new Florida math book:

[1] An orange man gets 74 million votes, but his opponent gets 81 million.

Show how 74 million is greater than 81 million.

[2] Orange man receives 11,780 votes less than his opponent.  How many more votes need to be “found” after the election in order for the orange man to claim victory?

[NOTE: This is actually a trick question.  The correct answer is ZERO.  The orange man will claim he won anyway.]

Folks decided that Rep. Matt Gaetz (R-FL U-Really-18) could actually serve a useful teaching tool moment:

And Stephen Colbert (who authored the question) came up with the correct answer: “School Supplies”.

So what’s the real reason DeSantis is having Florida ban math books?  He HATES seeing the “EQUAL” sign.

Sticking with DeSantis and Gaetz, the pedophile representative from Florida has changed his plans for one of the final rites-of-passage of High School students:

With Gaetz boycotting Disney, there’s now at least ONE safe place in Florida where teenage girls can go.

Before whiteboards, many of us can recall chalkboards or blackboards.  Sen. Susan Collins (R-ME) certainly is of that age – but apparently she must have suffered a terrible chalk incident in her childhood.  Because when someone wrote a chalk message in front of her Bangor house, she actually called the cops on them!

But later, Collins decided to make lemonade out of lemons even though she was still recovering from her frightening Chalk foray.  So during her recent photo-op visit to Ukraine she extended a thoughtful invitation to Pres. Zelensky:

(No doubt she also took the time to tell Zelensky that she is “sure” that Putin “has learned his lesson”.)

But Collins is not entirely done waging her battle against the vicious chalking her sidewalk received.  She’s talking about removing those easily available terrorist kits from the store shelves that we so often see right before the start of the school year …

Truth be told, Susan’s real goal is to ban all those high-capacity chalk magazines that us oldster remember from music class in grade school:

She’s discussed this issue with her staff and noted that whenever and wherever they appear, there’s always discord and treble ahead.  She wants everyone to keep a sharp eye out for them.

Why, she even has thought about throwing them in jail because she really feels they should be under a rest.

I hope this wasn’t too upsetting, because I want to leave everyone in harmony.  Don’t worry – I’ll be Bach.

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Oct 192020
 

It’s a tired day here in the CatBox.  Yesterday we made a few new things to eat.  For lunch, I had BBQ chicken wings and rice.  That was spectacular! For supper I had Campbell’s chunky soup.  For breakfast I has Cream of Wheat.  Yesterday I also did the most important thing I shall do in what’s left of my life.  I voted Blue no matter who top to bottom!!  I did manage a badly needed nap this morning.  Oh God, it’s Monday!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today I did not receive a puzzle from Jig Zone.  When I entered what the URL should be, the page was not there.  Hopefully they will be back tomorrow.

Cartoon:

Do you think Amy Coney Grabbit has given access to her Fuhrer?  I suspect it depends on whether her husband ordered her to do so.

Trump* Virus Update:

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Click for interactive maps and charts

US Cases: 8,388,013
US Deaths: 224,732
Plus all the Trump*/GOP plague murders Republicans are hiding

Religious Ecstasy:

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As much as I am praising the wondrous Orb for my Broncos’ sake, I watched the Houston-Tennessee overtime and could not help grieving on Pat’s behalf.

Short Takes:

From Crooks and Liars: Senator Susan Collins is acknowledging that her political action committee, “Dirigo PAC” has donated money to a pair of northern Maine candidates for the state legislature who believe in QAnon.

 

This is what the Republican Reich considers “moderate”: raising money for QAnon candidates. ARGH!  RESIST!!

From YouTube (CNN Channel): Then and now: See Electoral College projection 16 days before election

 

PLEASE, America! Remember who badly we blew it four years ago! No matter how good the numbers look, we are certainly capable of selling our nation into permanent National Socialist tyranny, if we get complacent about defeating criminal Fuhrer Trump*! RESIST!!

From YouTube (a blast from the past): Fleetwood Mac – Landslide (Official Music Video)

 

A Landslide is certainly what we need. Ah… the memories! Protest like the 60s!  RESIST!!

Vote Blue No Matter Who Top to Bottom!!

Just like I did!!

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Mar 242020
 

It’s a crazy day, here in the CatBox.  Evelyn called last night to cancel our appointment, because she has not received my lab work to determine the suitability of immunity therapy yet.  As soon as she was off the phone, I remembered that I was also supposed to get my pain meds refilled.  I tried to call back, but the office was closed.  I called today, and requested an emergency refill by mail, so WWWendy can get it from my mail tomorrow night.  They said they’d “try”.  I have a feeling I have a few painful days coming on.  ARGH!  Tuesday is eat beans and ride elevators with Republicans day.  3 – 2 – 1 blast off!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 2:43 (average 5:02).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Cartoon:

Trump* Virus Update:

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Cases: 46,274
Deaths: 588
Recovered: 295

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Short Takes:

From Daily Kos: The $500 billion corporate bailout slush fund bill from Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell and buddies that Democrats rejected Sunday has many, many shortcomings. Not just what it does do (unfettered giveaways to corporate America with no strings attached) but what it doesn’t do, like provide funding to state and local governments, or food assistance, or health care, or worker protections, or expanded emergency leave, or adequate assistance to, you know, people. Lurking among all those provisions that aren’t helping people is one from our old favorite, Maine Sen. Susan Collins. She and Florida Sen. Marco Rubio were responsible for the small business stimulus part of the bill, and included a provision that inexplicably and very specifically excludes nonprofits that get Medicaid funding from receiving any assistance.

The obvious exclusion is Planned Parenthood, Collins’ longtime (though no longer) defender. But as Greg Sargent explains, Senate Democrats and aides “think the language means a lot more than” just excluding Planned Parenthood. They pointed out that it “would exclude from eligibility for this funding a big range of other nonprofits that get Medicaid funding, such as home and community-based disability providers; community-based nursing homes, mental health providers and health centers; group homes for the disabled; and even rape crisis centers.”

In other words, groups that are going to be stretched to the limit to provide assistance to some of the most vulnerable members of the community. Many of them are largely funded through their clients’ Medicaid, and are historically underpaid for the services they provide. Coronavirus is going to create a surge in demand for these services and potentially put those providers at risk, particularly if they’re competing with hospitals and first responders for protective gear.

This provision would “prevent many small Medicaid-funded providers from accessing small business loans,” Mara Youdelman, the managing attorney of the National Health Law Program’s D.C. office, told Sargent, noting that rural providers would also be cut out. “We should be doing everything possible to keep them in businesses, both to help manage the pandemic and to keep people needing routine care healthy and out of overwhelmed hospitals,” Youdelman said. One such provider is The Arc, an advocacy organization for the disabled. Nicole Jorwic, senior director of public policy for The Arc, told Sargent that “It’s a huge problem. […] Our chapters who provide services would all be impacted [making it harder to] provide home and community-based services all over the country.”

If this stinking fascist is the most “liberal” that the Republican Reich has to offer, do we really need to see the most conservative?  RESIST!!

From NY Times: Facing a growing storm of criticism about his laissez-faire response to the fast-spreading coronavirus, Prime Minister Boris Johnson announced on Monday that he would place Britain under a virtual lockdown, closing all nonessential shops, banning meetings of more than two people, and requiring people to stay in their homes, except for trips for food or medicine.

People who flout the new restrictions, the prime minister said, will be fined by the police.

The steps, which Mr. Johnson outlined in a televised address to the nation, bring him into alignment with European leaders like President Emmanuel Macron of France and Chancellor Angela Merkel of Germany, who have all but quarantined their countries in a desperate bid to slow the outbreak.

“No prime minister wants to enact measures like this,” a grave Mr. Johnson said. “I know the damage that this disruption is doing and will do to people’s lives, to their businesses and to their jobs.”

As big an asshole as Brexit Bridiot Boris is, I’d rather have him as Fuhrer than Trump*!  RESIST!!

From YouTube (a blast from the past): Johnny Rivers – Poor Side Of Town


Ah… the memories!  RESIST!!

Vote Blue No Matter Who Top to Bottom!!

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Jan 182020
 

It’s another crappy day, here in the CatBox, and I ALMOST went back to bed.  Oh well, I get the camera in my gut in less than a month now.  Tomorrow is a High Holy Day in the Church of the Ellipsoid Orb, the Festival of Conference Finality.  May the Orb shine it’s blessed light on your team, if it has survived.  I’ll be out of the saddle on Sunday and Monday.  Sunday is a WWWendy Day and we have a very stinky TomCat and lots of chores to manage.  Please expect no more than a Personal Update or Open Thread.  On Monday I have an appt. with my cardiologist.  If you remember, a few weeks back, I was telling my PCP about my heartburn, when an acid bubble came up my esophagus.  I put up my hand to my chest, winced, and lowered my head in pain.  Megan freaked out.  She slapped on the EKG stickers, and once she realized I wasn’t having a heart attack, she insisted I make an appointment with Lisa.  That was set back a few weeks ago, because TriMet Lift was two hours plus late and could not pick me up until well after my appointment time.  So Monday I hope to publish a Personal Update, and an MLK Day article, prepared a day in advance.  I hope to be back in the saddle Tuesday.  Have a great weekend.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 4:24 (average 4:27).  I’m amazed I beat the average.  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Cartoon:

Short Takes:

From Alternet: In the past, Sen. Susan Collins of Maine was among the most popular Republicans in New England — a region of the United States that has become increasingly Democratic in recent years. Collins, first elected to the U.S. Senate in 1996, was reelected by 17% in 2002, 23% in 2008 and 38% in 2014. But that was before Donald Trump became president, and according to polling by Morning Consult, Collins now enjoys 42% approval and 52% disapproval — making her the most unpopular politician in the U.S. Senate.

During the first quarter of 2017, according to Morning Consult, Collins enjoyed 67% approval in Maine. But the last quarter of 2019 found her overtaking Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell in terms of unpopularity.

It could not have happened to a more deserving bitch (apologies to female dawgs)!  Maine… Vote Blue!!  RESIST!!

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): President Donald Trump Picks Jeffrey Epstein Lawyers For Impeachment

 

How much do you want to bet that Barrf and the Republican Reich had Epstein killed to cover up their own crimes? Of course Fuhrer Trump* would pick pervert-friendly lawyers. Birds of a feather…  RESIST!!

From YouTube (a blast from the past):

 

Ah… the memories!  RESIST!!

Vote Blue!!

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