It’s a busy day here in the CatBox, but I should be done online by the time WWWendy gets here. May the divine Ellipsoid Orb shine it’s blessed light on your team, unless they are really horny!
Jig Zone Puzzle:
Today’s took me 4:15 (average 5:40). To do it, click here. How did you do?
Cartoon:
An actual card from a typical Republican Ammosexual.
Short Takes:
From Crooks and Liars: Duncan Hunter, Republican Representative and convicted criminal announced late on Friday that he will be resigning “shortly after the holidays.” Just a few days ago, Hunter pleaded guilty to a sole charge of misusing campaign funds, although he actually faced a shocking 60 counts! Sounds like he got a sweet plea deal.
San Diego 10 News reports that Hunter put out the following statement late on Friday:
“Shortly after the Holidays I will resign from Congress. It has been an honor to serve the people of California’s 50th District, and I greatly appreciate the trust they have put in me over these last 11 years.”
Hunter faces up to 5 years in prison and a $250,000 fine, although chances are he will see under a year in detention, if he is actually locked up at all. Based on the sentencing guidelines for a first time offender, the judge could just give him house arrest and a fine. He is set to be sentenced on March 17th. His wife also pleaded guilty earlier this year. Her sentencing isn’t scheduled until April.
It’s time to charge Hunter for his own role in the Republican sedition. RESIST!!
From YouTube (SNL Channel): NATO Cafeteria Cold Open – SNL
They treated Trump with entirely too much respect. RESIST!!
From YouTube (a blast from the past): Creedence Clearwater Revival: Suzie Q
Ah… the Memories! RESIST!!