Samantha Bee from 4/1

 Posted by at 10:41 am  Politics
Apr 022020
 

It’s that time of week again, and here are five excellent video clips from Sam’s show last night.  Enjoy!!

Introducing: Coronavirus For Her!

Women and especially female health care workers, putting themselves at risk, are heroes, unlike the Republicans responsible for killing them off with Trump* virus.

The 2020 Election: What Do You Have To Lose?


Stacey for VP? Works for me!

Sam Vs. Wild


Dang! It’s almost impossible to get TP with criminal Fuhrer Trump’s* face on it. Is that because TP is in short supply, or because so many want to wipe their ass on an asshole?

Stay Home and Fill Out Your 2020 Census!


I did! Did you?

There IS Crying in Baseball…And Everywhere Else


Will Trump* virus kill football too? AAAARRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Great show from Sam!

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Apr 022020
 

It’s a busy day here in the CatBox.  WWWendy is stopping by, because she took my keys home by mistake last night.  Store to Door is delivering groceries this afternoon, and I have to but them away.  I feel very tired.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:42 (average 5:46).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Cartoon:

Trump* Virus Update:

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Cases: 215,395
Deaths: 5,113
Recovered: 8,892

Short Takes:

From The New Yorker: Issuing a new distancing guideline on Wednesday, Donald Trump said that he was now practicing distancing from all of his previous statements about the coronavirus.

“As of today, I will be keeping a great distance between myself and anything I said about covid-19 in the months of January, February, and March,” he said. “I will be staying at least six feet away from those statements, and probably more like ten thousand feet.”

Trump said that he could not predict how long his new practice of distancing would continue, but indicated, “Next week, I will probably be distancing myself from things I said this week. This could go on for a long time.”

Well Andy, I see you’re back to straight news. You described criminal Fuhrer Trump* perfectly!  RESIST!!

From NY Times: Taking their cue from President Trump, Republicans at every level of the party are pushing ahead with plans to put on their national convention this summer and provide Mr. Trump the kind of gauzy coronation he seeks.

Democrats, by contrast, are mired in uncertainty. Access to their convention arena in Milwaukee is contingent on the state of the N.B.A. playoffs, and they won’t have an undisputed nominee until at least early June, while state parties scramble to rewrite rules governing delegate selection.

Even former Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr., the likely Democratic nominee, has said “it’s hard to envision” his party’s convention taking place as planned in July. “The fact is it may have to be different,” he said during an appearance on MSNBC Tuesday night.

There may be a plus side to this. The cream of America’s National Socialist elite may contract Trump* virus through their own stupidity. While I wouldn’t wish it on anyone, it may well be what’s best for America.  RESIST!!

From YouTube (a blast from the past): Jim Croce – Time in a bottle – 1973

Since Lona Requested ballads, I found a playlist of ballads.  Ah… the memories!  RESIST!!

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Apr 012020
 

It’s another tired day here in the CatBox.  I’ve been very busy researching my medical way forward.  I did order one thing from Amazon that should help with both Trump* and cancer:  100 barf bags.  I just learned I get my port in next Monday and have my first infusion the following Monday.  This is getting too real!  WWWendy comes this evening to de-stink the TomCat and help with chores.  I’m ready for a nap, and it’s only 8:30.  Happy Hump Day!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:46 (average 5:33).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Cartoon:

Jen Sorensen Cartoon:

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Embedded with permission from Jen Sorensen.

Trump* Virus Update:

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Cases: 188,881
Deaths: 4,066
Recovered: 7,251

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Short Takes:

From The New Yorker: Donald J. Trump should use this time when he is staying at home to repeat first grade, the nation’s teachers are urging.

Carol Foyler, the executive director of the National Alliance of Elementary Educators, said that the homebound Trump has a “golden opportunity” to use remote learning to repeat the first-grade curriculum.

“At a time when many of our nation’s children are being homeschooled, this seems like the perfect time for President Trump to learn the basics of reading, writing, and math,” she said. “By June, he could be reading ‘Hop on Pop’ and ‘Go, Dog, Go!’ ”

Sorry, Andy. I just can’t believe this one. All elementary educators are bright enough to be certain that criminal Fuhrer Trump* would flunk first grade.  RESIST!!

From Alternet: Georgia Sen. Kelly Loeffler’s financial disclosures from late February and early March are simply fascinating. We already knew that Loeffler sold off a lot of stock in early February, while buying stock in a company positioned to do well during coronavirus shutdowns because it provides online meetings. But the hugely wealthy senator’s money moves didn’t stop there.

Loeffler sold off $18.7 million in shares of Intercontinental Exchange, the parent company of the New York Stock Exchange. Loeffler’s husband, Jeff Sprecher, is the CEO of the company and she used to be an executive there. Loeffler and Sprecher also sold shares of retail stores including Lululemon and T.J. Maxx, while making another really interesting investment. This time, they bought shares of a company that makes protective gear being used in hospitals fighting COVID-19.

She did not even warn her own constituents, let alone the rest of us, that she knew the Trump* virus pandemic was about to strike. How many thousands did she and Republicans like her murder by choosing to line their own pockets, instead of doing their job? RESIST!!

From YouTube (Robert Reich Channel): How to Prepare for the Trump Recession with Robert Reich

Of course the Reich on the left, Robert Reich, is right. The Reich on the Right, the Republican Reich, cares only for grabbing power and providing welfare for billionaires. All of Robert’s proposals are spot-on, but only as a start. I will not survive the Republican Recession. I hope and pray you do! RESIST!!

From YouTube: Canned Heat – On The Road Again [HQ]

Ah… the memories!  RESIST!!

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Mar 312020
 

It’s a very tired day here in the CatBox.  Yesterday’s trip was a success, but the trip exhausted me. I am Big Time pooped. The doctor and I were on the same page. Since my cancer cells did not react favorably to immunotherapy, and the best chemo regimen would fill my home with Republicosis, I asked her of there was another chemo drug that would not cause such a severe reaction. She had anticipated my request and there is: Docetaxel. They will install an infusion port in my chest and pump me full of chemo goop every two weeks. It will give me nausea, but they have meds to help that. I will lose my hair. If it’s effective, I should have a year. If not, I may make it six months. That’s the plan. Tuesday is flatulence at Republicans day.  Ready… Aim… FIRE!!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:05 (average 4:30).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Cartoon:

Trump* Virus Update:

0330TrumpVirus

Cases: 164,798
Deaths: 3,178
Recovered: 5,507

Short Takes:

From Daily Kos: Donald Trump called in to Fox & Friends Monday morning and openly admitted that if more people vote, Republicans will lose. Democrats are pushing for vote by mail so that people don’t have to risk coronavirus to exercise their right to vote. Asked about “special interest projects” added to coronavirus relief bills, that is right where Trump’s mind went.

“The things they had in there were crazy,” he said. “They had levels of voting that if you ever agreed to it you’d never have a Republican elected in this country again.” You might think it’s amazing to hear a politician in a democracy saying that democracy is bad, but Trump joins a long line of Republicans saying that too much voting is bad.

Criminal Fuhrer Trump* is not the first Republican to voice this sentiment, and he won’t be the last. Republicans want to make the Fifth Reich permanent and establish a National Socialist plutocracy in which elections are only for show, because Republicans control who gets to vote.  RESIST!!

From The New Yorker: In a conversation over the weekend that reportedly left the President “shaken,” Dr. Anthony Fauci warned Donald Trump that if everyone in the United States dies, it would adversely affect his television ratings.

Although Fauci was quick to add that the everyone-dying scenario was purely hypothetical, he stressed that, from a medical perspective, alive people were more likely than dead ones to watch television.

According to a source familiar with the conversation, the possible impact of covid-19 fatalities on Trump’s ratings “totally blindsided” the President, who immediately convened an emergency meeting of the White House Coronavirus Task Force.

“It’s time you losers started taking this situation seriously,” Trump reportedly barked. “Especially you, Pence.”

I wondered why criminal Fuhrer Trump flip-flopped to support social distancing. Andy has explained it.  RESIST!!

From YouTube (a blast from the past): Status Quo – Pictures Of Matchstick Men


I hope that those of you who had not heard some of my psychedelic hippie music are enjoying it.  Ah… the memories! RESIST!!

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Mar 302020
 

I’m in a big rush to get to my Oncologist appointment, and I should be back in the saddle tomorrow.  Please color me gone! WHIM! (Woooo Hoooo It’s Monday!)

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:07 (average 5:16).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Cartoon:

But now they have Bought Bitch Midnight Moscow Mitch!

Short Take:

From YouTube (a blast from the past): Scott McKenzie – San Francisco (Flowers in your hair)

I went and I wore. Ah… the memories!  RESIST!!

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Mar 292020
 

I’m in a hurry, as WWWendy will be here in a few minutes.  This is my only article today, and I may have to finish it later.  Tomorrow I have my oncologist appointment, so please expect only a short Personal Update.  Have a fine Sunday!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:27 (average 5:04).  To do it, click here.  Bow did you do?

Cartoon:

Even though he’s a crispy critter, SCROTUS is still as bad or worse.

Trump* Virus Update:

0329TrumpVirus

Cases: 123,828
Deaths: 2,229
Recovered: 3,238

Short Takes:

From The New Yorker: Dr. Anthony Fauci spent several hours on Saturday gently explaining to Donald J. Trump why it would be “a bad idea” to hold a giant parade to celebrate the great job the President is doing to combat covid-19, Dr. Fauci has confirmed.

Trump first raised the idea of a massive parade early Saturday morning, arguing that it would address the “biggest problem” created by the pandemic thus far: the lack of appreciation for his own efforts regarding it.

“A parade would put Jay Inslee and that woman in Michigan in their place,” Trump bitterly insisted.

As Trump began drawing up plans for a parade, a panicked Dr. Fauci interceded and tried to explain that such a celebration would be “much nicer” if held after the pandemic is over.

“Would I still be able to have tanks?” a crestfallen

Trump asked.

“Yes, you could have tanks,” Fauci replied.

Andy must be on a straight news kick. I’d be amazed, if this did not really happen.  RESIST!!

From NY Times: At a White House briefing on the coronavirus on March 20, President Trump called the State Department the “Deep State Department.” Behind him, Dr. Anthony S. Fauci, the director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases, dropped his head and rubbed his forehead.

Some thought Dr. Fauci was slighting the president, leading to a vitriolic online reaction. On Twitter and Facebook, a post that falsely claimed he was part of a secret cabal who opposed Mr. Trump was soon shared thousands of times, reaching roughly 1.5 million people.

A week later, Dr. Fauci — the administration’s most outspoken advocate of emergency measures to fight the coronavirus outbreak — has become the target of an online conspiracy theory that he is mobilizing to undermine the president.

I’m shocked that Fauci has lasted this long. For our sake, I hope he is mobilizing to undermine criminal Fuhrer Trump, the Resident, NOT the President!  RESIST!!

From YouTube (a blast from the past): White Bird- It’s A Beautiful Day –1968



Ah… the memories!  RESIST!!

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Mar 282020
 

This is my only article today, because I’m running so late.  Three software items needed to update.  My research took much longer than usual.  There was a SNAFU converting my meds to liquid, and I spent two hours on the phone cleaning up the mess, and then, my computer ate this entire article, so you’re reading a rewrite from scratch.  Please expect no more than Open Threads or Personal Updates tomorrow and Monday.  Tomorrow, WWWendy plans to lower my ears, before de-stinking the rancid TomCat.  We also have a lot of gooping to do, so it will be a very busy day.  Monday I have a consultation with Evelyn and pick up a big bottle of pain meds.  I hope you all have a great weekend.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:07 (average 4:18).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Cartoon:

It’s that GOP glow!

Trump* Virus Update:

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Cases: 104,429
Deaths: 1,708
Recovered: 2,530

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I hove no doubt that US cases/capita are artificially very low, because criminal Fuhrer Trump* has made getting a test virtually impossible.

Short Takes:

From Vox: President Donald Trump said on Friday that he will not adhere to a portion of the $2 trillion coronavirus stimulus bill that would authorize an inspector general to oversee how $500 billion in business loans will be spent.

In a statement released early Friday evening, Trump announced that he had signed into law the Coronavirus Aid, Relief, and Economic Security or CARES Act, a relief package aimed at mitigating some of the economic fallout caused by efforts to allay the spread of Covid-19.

That bill also establishes a Special Inspector General for Pandemic Recovery (SIGPR) within the Treasury Department to audit and investigate half a trillion dollars in loans for large businesses. In his signing statement, Trump said that this provision raises “constitutional concerns,” adding that his administration would not comply with such an official’s request for documents.

Congress also has oversight, and if criminal Fuhrer Trump* stonewalls again, it’s time for Congress to make him criminal Fuhrer Trump**.  Nobody else will have ever been impeached twice.  RESIST!!

From TPM: President Donald Trump reportedly wants his own personal touch on the assistance checks from the $2.2 trillion relief package.

According to the Wall Street Journal, Trump is pushing for his signature on the $1,200 checks that many individual Americans will soon receive now that the Coronavirus Aid, Relief, and Economic Security (CARES) Act has been signed into law.

Don Hammond, a former official at the Treasury Department, told the Wall Street Journal that a disbursing officer’s signature would ordinarily be on the checks.

Under the new law, single American adults making $75,000 or less will receive $1,200, while married couples will receive $2,400 if they earn a combined total of $150,000 or less. The amount gradually decreases for those making over those two income figures.

There is no way that criminal Fuhrer Trump* should be allowed to take credit for the aid to common people, that he fought tooth and nail against, as an election SCAM.  RESIST!!

From YouTube (a blast from the past): Blues Magoos- ‘We Ain’t Got Nothing Yet’

Ah… the memories!  RESIST!!

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Mar 272020
 

It’s another painful day here in the CatBox, but taking a pain pill at bedtime allowed me a good sleep last night.  Thank God it’s Friday!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:24 (average 4:59).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

Cartoon:

Trump* Virus Update:

0327TrumpVirus

Cases: 85,762
Deaths: 1,306
Recovered: 1,868

Short Takes:

From Daily Kos: Given the intensity of the conspiracy theories on the radical right that have arisen around the coronavirus pandemic—particularly the number of rightists claiming that government lockdown orders are an initial step in the imposition of a tyrannical order—it was only a matter of time before the U.S. experienced its first coronavirus-related act of domestic terrorism.

On Tuesday, a Missouri man named Timothy Wilson made preparations to set off a car bomb at a local hospital in suburban Belton, which was intended as a revolt against the stay-at-home order issued by Belton’s mayor, but his plan was cut short by an FBI raid. When he apparently resisted with a weapon, he ended up being shot and killed.

One Republican terrorist went down, but there are a pants load more to take his place. Some of them even hold elected office.  RESIST!!

From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): House Scrambles Back To DC To Vote On $2 Trillion Coronavirus Relief Bill


All it takes to screw up anything is just one Republican. That’s why every Republican in office is one Republican too many!  RESIST!!

From YouTube (a blast from the past): Amboy Dukes – Journey To The Center Of The Mind



Ah… the memories!  RESIST!!

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