I had a very interesting topic all picked out, and then when I started researching it yesterday it kept growing and growing. Since I want to do it justice, I decided today to put it on the backburner, and throw a few Odds & Ends together.
For those who don’t believe that the Trumpkins are a full-fledged cult, just two months ago former Sec. Rick Perry claimed that *Rump was “God’s chosen one”.
But if *Rump was actually “chosen by God”, then it’s obvious God got last pick.
Now that the Impeachment Trial has begun, it’ll be interesting to see if there are any witnesses. We all know that *Rump will refuse to testify. That’s because he doesn’t want anyone to see his tiny Subpoenis.
How about a poem?
The Donald went to heaven to ply the Pearly Gates,
But couldn’t pass Saint Peter, who said: “Your crooked mates
Are waiting for you, Donald, way down below in Hell.
There you’ll be warmly greeted because you’ve done so well
Encouraging corruption, dishonesty and sleaze
That Lucifer’s retiring and handing you the keys.
So take your golden mirror and lacquer up your hair
Because you needn’t worry – it never rains down there!”
Or if you prefer a limerick …
In the White House there lives quite a jerk
Who states he does nothing but work.
His continuous tweeting,
Berating and bleating
Makes us view such a claim with a smirk!
And finally, over the Holidays Melania told a Fox news reporter how difficult it was to get Donnie a unique Christmas present. So she decided that, as she wanted to know a little more factual information about his family history (since he’s falsely claimed for decades to be Swedish), she got him one of the ancestry DNA kits, like “23 & Me”.
Well, his DNA helix readout finally came back this week, and she admitted that she was not a bit surprised by the results:
