UPDATE of: Losing Count of All the Looneys in the Deep End

 Posted by at 1:44 pm  Politics
Jan 012021
 

SEE ADDENDUM at the END

I was actually going to take a day off.  But this afternoon I came across some Tweets from pro-Trump attorney L. Lin Wood that are so amazing I feel forced to share them.

We all know that Wood and his sidekick, Sidney Powell, are conspiracy theory creators extraordinaire, but Wood has taken it to a whole new level.  I’ll let you decide if you think Wood is certifiably insane after reviewing his latest “revelations”.

Some background first: As you might know, Wood gained fame back in 1996 by successfully defending Richard Jewell who was wrongly suspected of setting off the bomb at the Atlanta Olympics.

Today his roster of extremely polarizing clients includes Marjorie Taylor Greene, the QAnon hoax supporter who was recently elected to Congress; Mark and Patricia McCloskey, the St. Louis couple who pointed their weapons at demonstrators outside their mansion; and Kyle Rittenhouse, the teenager charged with fatally shooting two protesters in Kenosha, WI.

So it comes as no surprise that he’s an avid supporter of Trump.  But what I learned today that has me shaking my head in disbelief – not only that he’s saying it, but some Trumpkins are buying it.

  • Chief Justice John Roberts, at the minimum, knew Justice Antonin Scalia was going to die beforehand, and might have been involved in his death
  • Chief Just Roberts is a pedophile who trades minor children to join pedophile clubs
  • Jeffrey Epstein is still alive

Yep, we’ve sunk that far!  It almost makes Trump’s hare-brained schemes to subvert our election sound sane … ALMOST!

A couple of more questions for Chief Justice John Roberts:

(1) You are recorded discussing Justice Scalia’s successor before date of his sudden death. How did you know Scalia was going to die?

(2) Are you a member of any club or cabal requiring minor children as initiation fee?

And when the replies to that Tweet indicated some didn’t believe him, Wood came back with this retort yesterday:

I am fully aware of the onslaught of attacks being made against me based on my revelations about Chief Justice John Roberts. Before attacking me, maybe fair-minded people would first ask Roberts to tell the truth.

Or ask Jeffrey Epstein. He is alive.

And you thought Looney Louie Gohmert was crazy when he filed his lawsuit claiming that VP Pence has sole discretion to decide who will be the next president.  What a piker compared to L Lin Wood!  And that’s saying a lot when Gohmert comes in second place in a “Who’s Stupidest” contest.

FILE THIS UNDER: “You Can’t Make This $hit Up”

It appears it will be impossible to try to keep up with the CRAY-CRAY of Lin Wood.  Because now he’s calling for Pence to be arrested for treason, jailed, tried, convicted and face the firing squad!

If Pence is arrested, @SecPompeo will save the election. Pence will be in jail awaiting trial for treason. He will face execution by firing squad. He is a coward & will sing like a bird & confess ALL.

And if you had any concerns about his sanity, he responded that he’s just fine, thank you very much.

The tweets about my insanity are at an all time [sic] high this morning. Wonder why?

No worries. I am fine. The attacks do not concern me.

And this is the lawyer Trump believes will save him?!?

Lord have mercy.

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