Jan 072020
 

It’s still a queasy day here in the CatBox, but I managed to keep a small bowl of soup down last night and six Ritz crackers with peanut butter this morning, so for now, I’m back in the saddle.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:09 (average 4:56).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

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Sadly, Monica has too much class to give Trump a BJ to get him convicted!

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From The New Yorker: Iran’s Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Ali Khamenei, is “completely baffled” as to why he appears to be the only dictator whom Donald J. Trump does not like, the autocrat said on Monday.

Speaking to reporters in Tehran, the long-reigning tyrant expressed puzzlement and dismay that Trump had not given him the adulation that he has showered on seemingly every other totalitarian in the world.

“Trump loves Vladimir Putin and Mohammed bin Salman, and he’s even given Kim Jong Un a cute nickname, but, for some mysterious reason, I leave him cold,” the visibly saddened Ayatollah said. “I just don’t get it.”

Khamenei initially tried not to take Trump’s distaste for him personally, he said, “but when it became clear that he liked even second-tier strongmen like Recep Tayyip Erdoğan, of Turkey, and Rodrigo Duterte, of the Philippines, I’d be lying if I said it didn’t hurt.”

I guess Andy is back to straight news. If I were Khamenei, my feelings would be hurt too.  RESIST!!

From YouTube (CNN Channel): Huge crowds turn out for Iranian general’s furneral [sic]

 

I bet that Resident Donald Trump*, aka Fuhrer Drumpfenfarten, has rat-holed this film away, planning to use it to claim these huge crowds turned-out for his inauguration!  RESIST!!

From YouTube (a blast from the past): Tommy James and the Shondells – Crystal Blue Persuasion

 

Ah… the memories!  RESIST!!

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Jan 022020
 

It’s a tired day here in the CatBox, and it’s a very slow day for news, so this is today’s only article from me.  I see the thoracic surgeon in two weeks, so I’ll know more about my cancer then. I hope that your your week is Republican free.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 4:09 (average 5:39).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

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From YouTube (Full Frontal Channel): Full Frontal Rewind: How We Destroyed Health Care

 

Didn’t Sam do a great job with this?  American health care is screwed for three identical reasons: the Republican Reich!  RESIST!!

From CNN: Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu has requested immunity from prosecution in three corruption cases in which he faces indictment on charges of bribery, fraud and breach of trust.

Netanyahu submitted the request to the Knesset late Wednesday night, saying he plans on leading the country “for many years to come.”

“What is being done to me is a field court-martial by misleading the public,” Netanyahu said in a televised statement Wednesday evening in Jerusalem. “The immunity law is intended to protect elected officials from fabricated legal proceedings — from political indictment intended to damage the will of the people. This law intends to ensure that those elected can serve the people according to the will of the people, not the will of the law clerks.”

Charges against Netanyahu were unveiled in November. He’s maintained his innocence throughout the ongoing criminal proceedings, calling them an “attempted coup” led by the left and the media.

Butcher Bibi should share a cell with his beloved idol, from whom he has learned so well to dodge the consequences of his crimes.  RESIST!!

From YouTube (a blast from the past): The Byrds – Eight Miles High – 9/23/1970 – Fillmore East (Official)

 

I had left NYC and the Lower East Side by then, but I loved the Byrds, I loved this instrumental version, and I loved Fillmore East. Ah… the memories!  RESIST!!

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Dec 302019
 

It’s a busy day here in the CatBox, and the year is almost over.  How much I have for the rest of the week will depend on two factors: my health and the availability of good material.  Oh God it’s Monday!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 4:28 (average 6:39).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

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Religious Ecstasy:

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What a wild finish, with ballsy moves by both teams.  It’s a pity that someone had to lose.

Fantasy Football Report:

Here’s the final report of the season from our own fantasy football league.

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Congrats to Vivian, WWWendy, and Patty Monster for winning their games.

Kudos to Vivian, me, and WWWendy for taking the first, second, and third place trophies.  I’ll be in touch with our players in late spring/early summer with reminders for what we need to do for next season.  In the meantime, we desperately need one or three more players for next season.  Colleen?  Pat?  Anyone?  Please?

Thank you all for a great season.  We had a blast!

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From YouTube (Parody Project Channel): 24 MONTHS OF TRUMP’S MESS (2017-18) – a New Year Parody

 

Thanks Don. Frankly, I thing that border wall is a great idea. Build it around Trump*, Bought Bitch Moscow Mitch, pseudo-Christian Pence, Faux Noise, and more!  RESIST!!

From YouTube (NBC News Channel): Australians Flee Devastating Wildfires As Thousands Of Koalas Feared Dead

 

Tears and prayers for our Aussie friends.  This is the cost of ignoring climate change!  RESIST!!

From YouTube (a blast from the past): Abraham. Martin, John & Bobby

 

This one still brings profound sadness. Ah… the memories! RESIST!!

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Dec 262019
 

It’s a queasy day here in the CatBox.  WWWendy ran out of time, so instead of pressure cooking ham and beans for me, she brought me some of her Christmas dinner: standing rib roast and roast potatoes.  They were a bit hard on my stomach, but when it came to her Marion berry cheesecake pie…, I was a ba-a-a-a-ad kitty!  I’ve been paying the price since.  Tomorrow I may run a bit late.  Store to Door is closed for the week, so I’m getting my groceries delivered from Safeway.com.  On the plus side, I have no medical appointments for the rest of the year.  May America dump the Republican Reich in 2020!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 4:09 (average 5:53).  To do it, click here. How did you do?

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From Crooks  and Liars: Chuck Todd was very very Chuck Todd this year. And above, Chuck worries that Democrats are investigating too many things, and therefore have a “PR problem.”

 

Is that media bias or what? If Democrats’ investigate everything Trump* does, except one, that’s one thing too few!  RESIST!!

From VOA News: Her husband’s steady shift to the political right during their 24-year marriage was a source of frustration and embarrassment for liberal Jennifer Merrill, but it wasn’t until the election of Donald Trump — and her husband’s support for the president — that she’d finally had enough.

Merrill moved out and filed for divorce. 

“I just couldn’t see sharing a bed with somebody that agreed with what Trump was doing when I was so against everything that Trump represented,” says Merrill, a book editor for a trade association, and the mother of three children. “He had no sensitivity for how I felt, that I felt so strongly about it, especially when I was going out and doing protests … and he would just laugh about it and continue to defend [Trump]. So that just made me very, very angry.”

If ever there were just cause for divorce, marriage to a Republican is it!  RESIST!!

From YouTube (a blast from the past): The Who – Won’t Get Fooled Again

 

Ah… the memories!  RESIST!!

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Dec 242019
 

Yesterday was not my day.  The gastroenterologist told me I need to get an endoscopy, or camera down the throat.  It’s a same-day inpatient procedure at the hospital.  She told me that I have already eliminated the foods I should avoid, and that I have already tried all the palliative medications she could give me and that I am currently on the the one she would recommend.  They can’t offer more relief because they don’t know what’s causing it.  The length of the wait is because this week and next are holiday weeks.  I’ll be scheduling on the first Tuesday I can get.  That’s the day of the week WWWendy can take me home.  Next, my oncologist called.  Those nodes in my left lung are carcinomas, so I’ll have to have them surgically resected.  ARGH!!  Stay holiday safe please!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:13 (average 4:55).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

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Fantasy Football Report:

Here’s the news from our own Fantasy Football League.

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Congrats to Vivian and me for winning our games.  Kudos to me for beating the Regular Season Champion and for the highest single-week score of the season.  This weekend, I play Vivian in the Super Bowl, WWWendy plays Squatch for 3rd place, and Patty Monster plays the empty team and will win 5th place.  Perhaps we can get Colleen to join the league next year.  Good luck to all!

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From The New Yorker: Scientists have discovered a powerful new strain of fact-resistant humans who are threatening the ability of Earth to sustain life, a sobering new study reports.

The research, conducted by the University of Minnesota, identifies a virulent strain of humans who are virtually immune to any form of verifiable knowledge, leaving scientists at a loss as to how to combat them.

“These humans appear to have all the faculties necessary to receive and process information,” Davis Logsdon, one of the scientists who contributed to the study, said. “And yet, somehow, they have developed defenses that, for all intents and purposes, have rendered those faculties totally inactive.”

Actually, Andy, that strain it not new. It is a devolution to a pre-hominid state: Sphincterpithicus Republicanis.  RESIST!!

From YouTube (Washington Post Channel): Track Santa around the world

 

Santa, save lots of reindeer turds for Trump* stockings in Palm Beach. RESIST!!

From YouTube (a blast from the past): Country Joe McDonald – I-Feel-Like-I’m-Fixin’-To-Die Rag

 

This was one of my favorites, back in the day. Ah… the memories!  RESIST!!

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Samantha Bee from 12/18

 Posted by at 8:15 am  Politics
Dec 202019
 

It’s that time of week again, and here are 4 good video clips from Sam’s show Wednesday night.  Enjoy!

‘Tis Impeachment Season

Barf Bag Alert!!

 

Sam, why did you have to ruin Christmas with Bought Bitch Moscow Grinch, and his elf, Lindsey Poo?

Why Are People Protesting in Hong Kong? Part 1

 

I wish Americans would stand up to our bully like that!

Why Are People Protesting in Hong Kong? Part 2

 

Sadly those people are duped about Trump. When push comes to shove, he’ll side with Darth Vader.  He signed the bill only for publicity.

It’s A Christmas Miracle, Sort Of

 

Happy Hanukkah!

It was a good holiday show.

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Dec 192019
 

It’s a hectic day, here in the CatBox.  I overslept.  I’d like to try to get a partial nap in before Store to Door delivers my groceries this afternoon.  I don’t have time for a third article today, so I’ll cover Samantha Bee’s show in my lead article tomorrow.  Hugs to all!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:50 (average 5:00).  To do it, click here.   How did you do?

Cartoon:

21 years and one day ago, Republicans considered lying about a blowjob a national emergency.  Today, they consider selling out our nation to Russia for political gain not an impeachable issue.

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From The New Yorker: In a rare public statement from beyond the grave, Andrew Johnson, the seventeenth President of the United States, said that he was “horrified” that history books will now mention him in the same sentence as Donald J. Trump.

Making his first utterance since he died, in 1875, the spectral Johnson said, “As someone who has actually experienced death, I can safely say that being mentioned in the same breath as Trump is a fate worse than that.”

“I could deal with history remembering me as the first U.S. President to be impeached,” he said. “But knowing that I will now appear in the first line of Trump’s obituary is, to put it mildly, devastating.”

“What have I done to deserve this?” Johnson asked.

Dang Andy B! Poor Andy J!!!  RESIST!!

From YouTube (RWW Channel): RWW News: Pat Robertson Promised His Audience ‘The House Will Not Vote Impeachment’

Barf Bag Alert!!

 

Fool! Bwahahahahahahaha!!  RESIST!!

From YouTube (a blast from the past): The Guess Who – Share The Land

 

Ahh… the memories!! RESIST!!

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Dec 182019
 

Instead of reporting the impeachment hearing direct, as so many are, I decided to inject a note of levity, when I found a hilarious article by Alex Henderson.  in it, he illustrates just how absurd Resident Donald Trump’s [R-RU] protest letter to Speaker Nancy Pelosi [D-CA] was.  He did so in five examples.

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This Wednesday, December 18, the two articles of impeachment that the House Judiciary Committee approved against President Donald Trump — one for abuse of power, the other for obstruction of Congress — are expected to come up for a full vote in the U.S. House of Representatives. If the Democrat-controlled House votes to indict Trump on those articles (which is likely), they would go to the U.S. Senate for consideration. Trump, the day before the expected House vote, sent a long-winded, rambling letter to House Speaker Pelosi and railed against House Democrats for pursuing impeachment.

Here are some of the most absurd things Trump said to Pelosi in his December 17 letter…

…4. Trump claimed his treatment is worse than those accused during the Salem Witch Trials

In the letter, Trump compared impeachment to the Salem witch trials, writing, “more due process was afforded to those accused in the Salem Witch Trials.”

As HuffPost’s Jennifer Bendery wrote, 20 people were killed in the Salem witch trials, a fate that will surely escape the president…

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I shared just the fourth of five examples.  Please click through for the other five.

Steven Colbert also poked fun at Trump over this.

Trump Complains Of “Spiteful Actions” And “Egregious Conduct” In Angry Letter To Nancy Pelosi

Since 20 witches were killed, one way we could (in jest) make his statement true is burn Fuhrer Witchenfarten at the stake 21 times!

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