Samantha Bee from 3/11

 Posted by at 10:59 am  Politics
Mar 122020
 

It’s that time of week again, and here are three excellent video clips from Sam’s show last night.  Enjoy!!

Coronavirus is Not an Excuse to Be Racist

Sam missed one key point in her excellent discussion that Trump* Virus is not an excuse to be racist. Trump* and the Republican Reich have NEVER needed an excuse to be racist!

Don’t Mess With Texas: The Longhorn State’s Tussle with Trump’s Border Wall

The solution is to build a wall around Trump* and the Republican Reich!  I’s say to do it in Mexico, but that would start a war.

America’s Gig-Based Economy Gets Zero Stars

I would hate having to work in a gig job. This is how Trump* and the Republican Reich keep unemployment low.

Thanks, Sam!

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Mar 102020
 

It’s a difficult day here in the CatBox.  I get topo impatient to spend 90 – 120 minutes eating a meal, and I eat too much too fast.  As a result, it took me 210 minutes to eat breakfast, half of it ended up in the sink, and I have severe heartburn.  On the plus side, I enjoyed my time with my friend yesterday.  For news on my cancer, see yesterday’s Open thread, if you missed it.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 2:24 (average 4:31).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

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From The New Yorker: Irate passengers who have been stranded onboard the Grand Princess cruise ship are demanding to be housed at Mar-a-Lago, the passengers confirmed on Monday.

Frustrated by the Trump Administration’s delay in devising a plan to enable them to disembark, the nearly three thousand coronavirus-exposed passengers said that it was “only fair” that Trump welcome them to his Palm Beach home.

“Donald Trump keeps on saying that he’s not worried about coronavirus,” the passengers’ spokesman said. “Then he shouldn’t object to three thousand of us living with him.”

Andy, I’ll agree under two conditions. First, only people who have tested positive should go. Second, if Trump* is not there, they should be taken to wherever he is.  RESIST!!

From YouTube (Robert Reich Channel): Robert Reich: Will Donald Trump Get Reelected?


Sadly, the Reich on the left, Robert Reich, is right. There’s nothing too dishonest, despicable, or deplorable for the Reich on the right, the Republican Reich, and their Russian allies, to do to keep their criminal Fuhrer Trump* in power.  We must unite behind whoever wins the Democratic nomination and flush the Fascist Republican Reich to oblivion!  RESIST!!

From YouTube (a blast from the past): Ode to Billie Joe – Bobbie Gentry (BBC Live 1968)


Ah… the memories!  RESIST!!

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Mar 092020
 

This is my only article today, as I’m going out with my friend in about 2.5 hours, and I still have to eat, dress and get ready to go.  I heard from Dr. Nameless this morning on the PET Scan results.  I did not know I have liver cancer, until I saw the PET Scan report. Dr. Nameless confirmed that and said that is their primary concern.  I have esophageal cancer.  You’ve seen the pictures of the tumor.  I also have nodules in both lungs.  Dr. Nameless found that the cancer has metastasized to my spine at T-11.  I thought that the terrible backaches I’ve been having were from spending too much time in my power chair.  The report gave no prognosis, so I’ll have to wait until 3/17.  Dr. Nameless may correct my oversimplifications.  In a word… ARGH!  Oh God, it’s Monday!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 2:29 (average 4:46).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

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From YouTube (Parody Project Channel): LET IT GO – A Parody

Thanks, Don! We on the left have been willing to coexist and compromise during my adult lifetime, and we still are. However, it is impossible to coexist and compromise with the Republican Reich, because they refuse to coexist and compromise with us.  RESIST!!

From YouTube (a blast from the past): I Am a Rock


Ah… the memories!  RESIST!!

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Mar 082020
 

It’s a busy tired day here in the CatBox.  I sproinged ahead and may recover this month.  WWWendy will be here shortly.  Have a great day!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:45 (average 7:10).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

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From Daily Kos: Say what you want about him but the guy sure does know how to hire an advertising team!

I hated his candidacy, but surely like his desire to flush criminal Fuhrer Trump*.  RESIST!!

From YouTube (SNL Channel): The Ingraham Angle Coronavirus Cold Open


Kate McKinnon is amazing. She does a more accurate Ingraham than the real bimbo on the Republican Reichsministry of Propaganda, Faux Noise! The real Don, Jr. probably has the hots for the real Ingraham. His taste is as bad as his father. As bad as Matthews, is, I don’t think he’ll ever descend to Faux Noise. Kudos to Liz for her wonderful sense of humor!  RESIST!!

From YouTube (a blast from the past): Jumpin’ Jack Flash - The Rolling Stones


Ah… the memories!  RESIST!!

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Bill Maher from 3/6

 Posted by at 9:41 am  Politics
Mar 072020
 

It’s that time of week again, so here are three video clips, from Bill’s show last night, two of which I liked. Enjoy!

Monologue: Panic! At The Costco

Trump* virus, the best name for COVID-19, is too dangerous to visit Disneyland. Donald Trump*, MD… Does MD stand for maniac dingbat? Bernie’s young voters, that didn’t show up, should be ashamed, as should Democratic voters of any age for any candidate that don’t show up!

Brian Cox

Brian, an excellent actor.  He also played the part of Hannibal Lector. That should qualify him for the lead in a Trump* biopic.  I agree with him on Scottish secession, because the Brexit Bridiots, England’s version of Republicans, have ruined England. I’m sot surprised he’s a social democrat. Kudos. His observation that Bernie and Jeremy Corbin have good policies that they lack the charisma to sell is most interesting.  However, Bernie has more than Jeremy.

New Rule: Take the Money and Run

I could not disagree more that Democrats should take the money from $billionaires and run. That money has a steep price. We need of appoint Supreme Court Justices who will follow the Constitution, and fix campaign finance law to outlaw cheating by $billionaires!  Corporations are NOT people! Money is NOT speech!

Except for Bill’s corporatist thinking in the New Rule, it was a great show!

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Mar 072020
 

It’s a hectic day here in the CatBox.  I had trouble holding my supper down last night, but it was my fault.  I became distracted by the news on TV and ate too much too fast.  That will do me in every time.  I received the results from my PET Scan last night, but I could not understand a damn thing about what they mean.  Therefore I sent them to Dr. Nameless in email, and hopefully he can tell us more.  Please expect short days from me on both Sunday and Monday.  Tomorrow is a WWWendy day, with all the attendant de-stinking and chores.  On Monday, I’m going out for a drive with Sandi, a good friend for 35 years with whom I have made hundreds of trips to the prison for volunteer work.  She is also a cancer survivor.  I should be fully back in the saddle on Tuesday.  Have a wonderful weekend.

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:15 (average 4:56).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

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They are building a National Socialist Reich to do that very thing!

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From YouTube (MSNBC Channel): Trump Praises Coronavirus Response As Cases Rack Up And Markets Spiral

Criminal Fuhrer* Trump and the Republican Reich don’t give a damn about the 3,500 Americans trapped on that ship. He only cares about keeping his “numbers” low. Earth to asshole… come in! Your numbers are going way up, anyway. But he told the truth about one thing: that he should have become a medical expert instead of running for President. AMEN! If only he had done ANYTHING, other than running for President!  RESIST!!

From The New Yorker: Senator Susan Collins, of Maine, has not decided whether she will wash her hands in response to the coronavirus outbreak, Collins confirmed on Friday.

Speaking to reporters at the Capitol, Collins said that she was “deeply troubled” by the behavior of the covid-19 virus.

“The behavior of the coronavirus is, to me, profoundly disturbing,” she said. “Whether it rises to the level of something I should respond to by washing my hands is a question I am devoting a great deal of thought to right now.”

Dang, Andy, I have an idea! Until she makes up her mind, she should go live on the cruise ship her criminal Fuhrer Trump* refuses to rescue.  RESIST!!

From YouTube (a blast from the past): Three Dog Night “One”

Ah… the memories.  RESIST!!

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Mar 062020
 

It’s a tired day here in the CatBox.  It has been so muggy that I have slept poorly.  The powdered pills in apple sauce is working well, as long as I add a Splenda packet.  Thank God it’s Friday!

Jig Zone Puzzle:

Today’s took me 3:10 (average 4:54).  To do it, click here.  How did you do?

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From Daily Kos: As former Vice President Joe Biden won state after state on Tuesday night, the accusations flew: The Establishment stole the election from Sen. Bernie Sanders. Former rival and current campaign surrogate Marianne Williamson called it “a coup,” in a now-deleted tweet. Another prominent Sanders booster said the “party brass” “wants to foist Biden on the party.” This disrespect for voters needs to stop.

It’s pretty clear that large chunks of the Democratic establishment, however you define it, didn’t want to see Bernie win. But whatever those chunks of that establishment did to block him wasn’t done in some back room conspiracy. It was done out in the open by the most basic, routine of means: in the wake of a big win in South Carolina that suggested Biden was the strongest non-Bernie candidate, two of his competitors dropped out and endorsed him. Some other prominent people endorsed him. And then the voters in 14 states had their say, and it wasn’t good for Sanders—and the fact that that’s all it took to give Biden a surge of this magnitude is something that all of us who were supporting other candidates have to reckon with, seriously.

The real engine for Biden’s comeback was built from voters. That started with the overwhelmingly black voters of South Carolina—people too many Sanders supporters have been eager to dismiss and denigrate, now as in 2016, but certainly not billionaires buying an election or shadowy operatives rigging, well, anything—but it didn’t stop there. While Sanders had built admirable strength among Latino voters and younger voters, he didn’t expand his support enough.

I have to agree with this author with one caveat. What drove voters on Super Tuesday to what they considered a “safe” choice is fear of a Trump second term far too intense to take a chance the more beneficial, but more radical policies of Bernie and Liz. Furthermore, Bernie has done little to broaden his base beyond the coalition that he lost with in 2016, so even though I support him, now that  Liz has withdrawn, I do not consider him the likely nominee.  RESIST!!

From The New Yorker: A resident of Washington, D.C., has been identified as the source of the community spread of coronavirus misinformation throughout the United States.

Officials at the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention said on Thursday that the man had ignored the advice of public-health experts and spewed a toxic strain of ignorance, potentially infecting millions.

The man, believed to be a fact-resistant organism, travelled last week to South Carolina, where he came in contact with thousands of people who, as a result of community spread, now believe that coronavirus is a hoax.

The epidemic of cluelessness expanded last night, when the man called in to a Fox News television program to encourage people with coronavirus to go to work rather than stay at home, as scientists have urged.

Andy is reporting straight news again. Would anyone like to guess the identity of this idiot?  RESIST!!

From YouTube (a blast from the past): The Shirelles Will you still love me tomorrow (Top Quality + Lyrics)

Ah… the memories!  RESIST!!

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Samantha Bee from 3/4

 Posted by at 9:42 am  Politics
Mar 052020
 

It’s that time of week again, and here are 4 excellent video clips from Sam’s show last night.  Enjoy!!

Have Yourself A Merry Super Tuesday!

That was a great characterization of Bloombarf. Uncle Joe can’t tell his wife from his sister? That sounds too much like criminal Fuhrer Trump*. Amen Sam! Vote Blue No Matter Who!

Health Care Sharing Ministries ARE NOT Health Insurance!

Anyone who believes they will get coverage from this Republican Supply-side pseudo-Christian scam needs to see me about the bridge I’m selling in NY, NY!

Learn To Wash Your Hands The Right Way with Samantha Bee

Listen to Sam! Frequent hand jobs are a necessity!

Holding Out for a Super Tuesday Hero

Definition of hero: any Democratic candidate!

Thanks, Sam!

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