By now, most of you have seen Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (MTG) claim on the right-wing network OAN (without an iota of evidence) that Speaker Pelosi is in charge of the “Gazpacho Police” in order to secretly spy on Congress critters. But if not:
Just to clear things up, @RepMTG
Gazpacho: a vegetable-based Spanish cold soup
Gestapo: Nazi Germany's secret police pic.twitter.com/T9q76r706G— The Republican Accountability Project (@AccountableGOP) February 9, 2022
Transcript of MTG
“Not only do we have a D.C. jail — which is a D.C. gulag [MTG probably meant to say “goulash”] — but now we have Nancy Pelosi’s Gazpacho Police spying on members of Congress, spying on the legislative work that we do, spying on our staff, and spying on American citizens that want to come talk to their representatives.”
Just to clear things up, @RepMTG
Gazpacho: a vegetable-based Spanish cold soup
Gestapo: Nazi Germany’s secret police
It’s not the first time that MTG has served up some haute quisling. With this malaprop she’s doing her best Seinfeld’s Soup Nazi imitation by declaring: “No Democracy for you!!”
And if you thought the Twitterverse was going to pass up a golden opportunity to mock MTG’s confusing “Gestapo” with “Gazpacho”, you’d be wrong! So, let’s enjoy a few …
With the Gazpacho Police, every crime is a cold case
— Adam Blickstein (@AdamBlickstein) February 9, 2022
BREAKING: The Gazpacho Police have caught the leader of the Po Boys breadhanded.
— Lauren Windsor (@lawindsor) February 10, 2022
Do the gazpacho police adhere to sangria law?
— JennK (@jenniferkrneta) February 10, 2022
BREAKING: "The Hamburgler has been arrested by the Gazpacho Police and thrown into a Goulash."
— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) February 9, 2022
the use of gazpacho tactics by Nancy Pelosi is chilling
— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) February 9, 2022
I thought Rep. Grace Meng (D-NY) put a wonderful positive spin while throwing huge shade on MTG’s ignorance:
To every little girl out there: don’t ever think you’re not smart enough to run for office. https://t.co/fKl376AVIn
— Grace Meng (@Grace4NY) February 10, 2022
It’s easy to agree that MTG makes Sarah Palin look smart in the same way that Trump makes Dubya look presidential. And I realize that half the entire population has an IQ below 100. But do republicans have to keep electing them all to Congress?
As you all know, olive doing puns – and I think here and now is the thyme and place for a few. So, playing off her ignorance of history and lack of culinary knowledge (why, some mean-spirited folks have even called her a stupid bisque) let’s see what we can come up with.
First, my disclaimer: Having personally met a few members of Pelosi’s Gazpacho Police, I have to say they are consommé professionals.
With MTG’s endless invectives and lies, it’s obvious she’s constantly pandering to her bouillabaisse.
Next, she’ll be claiming that back on 1/6/21 Pelosi’s Gazpacho Police were searching those “patriotic tourists” for mazel tov cocktails. And it won’t be long before she starts demanding all those foreign prisoners down in Guacamole be locked up forever.
When a reporter confronted her about the “Gazpacho Police” gaffe, she asked MTG if she happened to have ever even seen a Thesaurus. MTG replied: “You mean one of those computer-generated dinosaurs in Jurassic Park”?
I guess we can all try to romaine calm, but record-shattering ignorance like that makes me want to drink an entire giraffe of wine.
Given her long history of unhinged shenanigans, I really think she has a lentil disability. Wouldn’t it be wonderful if she just admitted it and confessed: “Miso stupid.”
The truly sad thing is that besides MTG, all her buddies – Boebert, Gaetz, Cawthorn, the list goes on and on – are also all crepes.
We cannoli hope they all lose in the next election.
🎵 I say gestapo and you say gazpacho.
I hate the Nazis and you hate doc Fauci.
Gestapo. Gazpacho.
Nazi. Fauci.
Let’s call her whole term off. 🎵
