Dec 252022
 

No matter how you say it (English, Spanish, French, German, Italian, Swedish/Norwegian & Latin), I hope everyone is enjoying a delightful day.

Since my old tried and true Christmas routine was usurped by the cantankerous – but hilarious – TV sports reporter-cum-weatherman yesterday, I decided to trot out the old stuff today with just a few additions.

First, for all those traveling I wish you a safe trip with no unexpected misfortune (unlike some):

Music (for most) is an integral part of the Holidays – so feel free to delight in the old favorites.  And be sure to enjoy new variations on a theme:

[Sung to the tune of “Hark the Herald Angels Sing”]

“Hark!” the Herald Penguins sing:

“Please don’t eat our little wings!

Eat a goose down to the bone,

But leave Penguins all alone.”

“Baby ducks are very sweet,

Tastier than Penguin meat.

If it’s carried in your store

Please don’t shop there anymore!”

No doubt we’re all hoping that Special Counsel Jack Smith will be able to put out an album by next Christmas with lyrics like this:

He sees you when you’re grifting

He knows that you’re a fake

He knows that you’ve had bad intent

So prepare to serve upstate!

Truthfully, I think we’re hoping for an entire album:

There’s no doubt the present that we’re all hoping for is this:

 

And may all your Christmases be bright …

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Dec 252022
 

Yesterday, the radio opera was Mozart’s “The Magic Flute” – not the whole thing, but an abridged version aimed at children. And sung (and spoken) in English. With sets and costumes by Julie Taymor (very fairy-tale-y and lots of puppets.) The Queen of the Night‘s famous “Holy Racket” aria is included, of course. They’ve been using this production for some time (they have another production for the full opera in German) and their experience is that the kids are always most enthralled by Papageno. Not unexpected. He’s the most childlike – not in the sense ob being uncomplicated, but in the sense of being easily distractable, and that’s where all the humor comes from.

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Good Word News – How do Christmas traditions vary around the world? See the pictures
Quote – In a show of resilience among Christmas celebrants, 40 Ukrainian refugees in Krakow, Poland, sold handmade items such as candles, tree ornaments and gingerbread cookies during a Christmas craft fair organized with the help of the United Nations Refugee Agency. A stall at the Ukrainian Christmas Market in Krakow, Poland…. It was an opportunity to showcase the “great talent within the refugee community,” Argaz said, adding that the idea for the event was born when UN staff members received a stone “ intricately painted” by one of the residents of a collective center, which is a dwelling that houses a large number of refugees.
Click through. There are other parts of the world included, but this struck me as special.

Good News Network – Man Spells Out ‘Hi Kevin’ in Lights for 20 Years–to Honor His Neighbor
Quote – Witmer says passersby are sometimes confused by his lights, which read ‘Hi Kevin’ across his roof, but it’s to honor the memory of a young boy who passed away from cancer in 2010…. “When I heard he had cancer and was going through chemo and radiotherapy, I wanted to support him. I had this idea to write ‘Get Well Kevin’ in my Christmas lights—what 11-year-old doesn’t want to see their name in lights?” Witmer continued to do it every year, even after his cancer went into remission and Kevin went off to college….
Click through for full story.  (Hanky alert)

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Dec 242022
 

Two days ago, a Waterloo, IA evening TV sports announcer was reassigned to the early morning local news – but told to cover the weather pertaining to the blizzard blasting through Iowa.  Mark Woodley did NOT appear to be a happy camper during his three-and-a-half-hour stint.  And he wasn’t shy about letting his audience know it … in the most snarky and entertaining way that has now gone viral.

Woodley had originally posted the montage of clips to his personal Facebook page, but his friends and family intervened and convinced him to put it on Twitter.

The next thing he knew, the movie director Judd Apatow and the actor Josh Gad (voice of Olaf) were retweeting him.  And his humorous antics have since been covered by NBC’s “Today Show” as well as The New York Times and even the Wall Street Journal.

Besides putting on his heavy winter togs, Mark Woodley also put on a grimace to head out into the subzero temps to report on the impending blizzard.

Woodley noted that he usually does the evening news stint which run “for only 30 minutes and are generally inside.”  So, he started the first of his 14 freezing outdoor reports explaining why he was covering the weather instead of sports.

“I usually do sports; everything here is canceled for the next couple days, so what better time to ask the sports guy to come in about five hours earlier than he would normally wake up, go stand out in the wind and the snow and the cold and tell other people not to do the same.”

He got grouchier and grouchier as the three-plus-hour-long morning news show slogged on.  And the warm and cozy staff inside was loving it!

Woodley handled their ribbing expertly:

“This is a really long show.  Tune in for the next couple hours to watch me progressively get crankier and crankier.”

We’re all familiar with the local TV news folks’ banter, so it was no surprise when Woodley seemed to quibble over a colleague’s assignment tracking the impending storm inside the station’s warm van.

“Clint got the better end of that deal — that thing’s heated.”

 “The outdoors currently is not heated.”

As is not uncommon, the temperature outside continued to fall throughout the morning show, even as the sun was slowly coming up.

“I’ve got good news and bad news: The good news is I can still feel my face right now. The bad news is I kind of wish I couldn’t.”

Woodley was begging to return to his regular job and felt someone had it out for him:

“I’m pretty sure, Ryan, that you guys added an extra hour to this show just because somebody likes torturing me.”

Woodley’s reply when asked by the warm-as-toast anchorman sitting inside the nice warm studio how he was doing is a classic:

“Again, the same way I felt about eight minutes ago when you asked me that same question.”

“It’s absolutely fantastic, Ryan.”

Finally, in the last shot of the morning, Woodley got to sign off:

“Live in Waterloo – for the last time this morning … THANKFULLY!”

His snarky take on reporting the weather has been greatly appreciated by an audience who have lavished praise on his honest reporting.  Here are a few of the accolades Woodley received on Twitter:

Like most local TV reporters, Woodley has always dreamed about making “big” someday.  He’s facing his new curmudgeon notoriety admirably well:

“Being known for being the crotchety old sports and weather guy was not on the list.  But it is what it is.”

 

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Dec 242022
 

Glenn Kirschner – Despite criticism, J6 committee’s criminal referral of Donald Trump to DOJ was right thing to do

Farron Balanced – Republicans STILL Don’t Understand Why The Public Hates Them

Puppet Regime – Zelensky vs Santa Claus

Rocky Moutain Mike – Elon Musk is Watching Your Feed

Wild Groundhog Won’t Let Woman Go Home Without Her

Beau – Let’s talk about Trump’s move with McCarthy….

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Dec 242022
 

Yesterday, to be honest, I concentrated on getting posts ready for today, tomorrow, and Monday – which means all three days will contain a lot of fluff.That’s probably fine – this is supposed to be a season of peace. If something horrendous (or stupendous) breaks, I’ll squeeze it in somehow. But I’ll be content if it ddoesn’t.

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Common Dreams – Record Number of US Cities, Counties, and States to Raise Minimum Wage in 2023
Quote – By the end of 2023, additional increases are planned in five states and 22 localities—with 21 reaching or topping $15 an hour—bringing the total for next year to 86: 27 states and 59 cities and counties, says the report, Raises From Coast to Coast in 2023. The totals take into account that multiple increases are planned in Michigan and four local jurisdictions. “The raises we are seeing are a true testament to the power of organizing,” said Yannet Lathrop, senior researcher and policy analyst at NELP, in a statement. “These raises were achieved in a variety of ways, from ballot initiatives to statehouses to workers making their demands to employers directly.”
Click through for details.  At least it is something.

The Grio – McClellan wins Democratic nomination for Virginia US House seat
Quote – McClellan won the nomination with 23,661 votes in Tuesday’s firehouse primary over [State] Sen. Joe Morrissey, who netted just 3,782, and two other candidates. She will be the overwhelming favorite in the heavily Democratic 4th Congressional District when a special election is held Feb. 21.
Click through. The special election is February 21. No, this wouldn’t give us the House. But it couldn’t hirt.

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Dec 232022
 

Glenn Kirschner – J6 committee refers Donald Trump to the DOJ for criminal prosecution for the insurrection

The Lincoln Project – Last Week in the Republican Party – December 20, 2022

Thom Hartmann – Fascism Has a Friend in Car Repossession

Ring of Fire – Republican Attacks On Critical Race Theory Flopped Hard In Midterms

Girls On a Long Bike Trip Pick Up a Stray Kitten

Beau – Let’s talk about the committee, the symbolic, and civics….

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Dec 232022
 

Yesterday, there was not a lot of snow on the ground – there was some – but there was also a lot of soil and road showing through it. However, it was COLD.  Today should still be sub-zero C, but not also F. There should be sun, but not much melt. I did finish my electronic Christmas cards (readers of the weekly newsletter should get one. If you get the newsletter and didn’t get one by Saturday, let me know.) I am trying to stay with positive news as much as I can over the holiday.

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NM Political Report – The New Deal and the story of a New Mexican family
Quote – New Mexico has more than 300 buildings and other structures built by the Works Progress Administration and the Civilian Conservation Corps nearly a century ago. These buildings include courthouses, schools, women’s clubs and some structures and trails on National Parks and Monuments such as those at Bandelier National Monument and Carlsbad Caverns National Park. The CCC and WPA could not have been successful without the people working for them.
Click through for story. Mr. Wooley is a person to be remembered. And New Mexico was far from alone in receiving such service. Probably every state can say the same.

Wonkette – Biden Admin. Declares Housing A Human Right, Announces Plan To End Homelessness
Quote – We have a pretty big problem in this country. We need people to do low income jobs. If the pandemic taught us anything, it is that the vast majority of the workers most essential to our daily survival are the workers making the least amount of money. At the same time, the cost of housing has increased exponentially, so that there is no way these workers can afford to actually live anywhere. The plan points out that “there are only 37 affordable and available rental homes for every 100 extremely low-income renters” in the US and that there is no place where someone working full-time, earning the federal minimum wage can afford a two-bedroom apartment. The average monthly rent for a one-bedroom or studio in the United States is about $2,000 and 40 hours a week at the federal minimum wage nets only $1,208 before taxes.
Click through for background and details. Robyn Pennacchia can be snarky witht the best of them, and she also knows when that’s not appropriate.

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Dec 222022
 

Glenn Kirschner – Will J6 committee make criminal referrals of lawmakers: McCarthy, Jordan, Perry, Biggs & Brooks?

Thom Hartmann – Trumps Real GOP Rival Is Worse Than DeSantis

Farron Balanced – Former Advisor Torches Trump For The ‘Insanity’ Of His Judgement

Ojeda Live – Boebert vs. MTG in a Battle for Stupid-Supremacy

Guy Promises He’s Not Going To Keep His Foster Dog…

Beau – Let’s talk about Texas wanting to remove teens from social media….

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