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A Double Rainbow Heralded the Queen’s Passing

 Posted by at 4:26 pm  Politics
Sep 252022
 

On the day the death of Queen Elizabeth II was announced, a double rainbow appeared over Buckingham Palace and Windsor Castle.  The brightly colored arch provided a poignant moment of brightness on a day of sorrow.

Crowds had been gathering at Buckingham Palace throughout the day because of concern over the Queen’s health.  After a typical London shower, the clouds parted and there was a double rainbow over the Queen Victoria Memorial in front of the Palace.

Buckingham Palace

Westminster Abbey

Big Ben

And as far away as Windsor Castle

The Queen, who was awakened every morning by the music of her much-loved bagpipes, had requested that Pipe Major Paul Burns, the Sovereign’s Piper of the Royal Regiment of Scotland, perform the traditional Lament “Sleep, Dearie, Sleep” at the end of her service in Westminster Abbey.

 

 

Godspeed and God Bless

 

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Our Own Joanne Dixon Makes “Top 10” List at Daily Kos

 Posted by at 7:55 pm  Politics
Sep 122022
 

A round of applause to Joanne for publishing her excellent article on Saint Javelin (that she let us enjoy first) over at Daily Kos, where she goes by her nom de plume of “underwriter505”.

Who is Saint Javelin, and why is she all over the Internet? (dailykos.com)

Any Kossack can post articles, and there’s a system to vote and recommend ones you feel particularly worthy, with the top vote-getters being listed on the Trending Stories.

She made it up at least up to the #8 slot:

Congrats on a well-earned post!  Keep ’em coming!

[SIDEBAR:  I’ve been tied up all day juggling medical issues dealing with docs for my atrial fib, osteomyelitis and PICC line.  I see my PCP tomorrow and I’m trying to get all the ducks lined up in a row first.  It’s kept me busy!]

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“The Dog Ate My Homework”

 Posted by at 1:20 pm  Politics
Aug 062022
 

There’s a reason I have not been as active here as I usually am – and that I would like to be.  Unfortunately, it’s medical in origin.

My Atrial Fibrillation (AF) had been acting up recently, so after seeing my regular cardiologist I got to repeat my 6-week long Cardiac Monitor ordeal.

Subsequently he wanted to change a main cardiac med I take because he thought it was the culprit.  But since the new med requires hospitalization for at least three days to be sure I don’t have a fatal cardiac arrest, he referred me to an electrophysiology cardiologist for input.

The electrophysiology cardiologist said I don’t meet the criteria for the new med, so we’re back to square one and living w/ careful monitoring.

Additionally, I’m pretty sure I’ve mentioned I’ve been battling a “hole” in my left big toe for almost a half-year.  The Wound Clinic doctor (finally) agreed to do an MRI of it.  And sure enough – I have an osteomyelitis in both the distal and proximal phalanges (the only two bones in our big toe).

This usually requires amputation because osteomyelitis is so difficult to treat in any bone, but particularly so in the toes.  That’s because while bones make red blood cells, they themselves have a terrible circulation, making it difficult for antibiotics to reach the infection.

I was referred to an Infectious Disease specialist.  He said because: [1] I am not a diabetic; [2] he assessed & felt I have good circulation;  [3] there are no other ulcers or sores on either foot; [4] my CBC was unremarkable; [5] my C-Reactive Protein (CRP) was normal; & [6] my Erythrocyte Sedimentation Rate (ESR) was only 19 (usually close to 100 in most osteomyelitis) that there is a 75% chance of curing it with long-term IV treatment.

[CRP & EST are both acute phase reactants that give a measure to the amount of inflammation going on.]

So, this past week I had a PICC (Peripherally Inserted Central Catheter) line placed.  (It’s inserted in a vein in your right arm and then is threaded into the superior vena cava.)   And now I have to go in every day (weekends included) for my infusion therapy.

It takes about half-hour to get to the Infusion Center, and the infusion itself takes about 45 minutes IF they have the medicine mixed up – which they usually don’t.  And it takes almost an hour to mix it up.

I can’t really blame them too much: Because it’s a very expensive medicine they typically don’t mix it up until they “see the whites of your eyes”.

We now have a setup that I call them an hour before my treatment to tell them I’m coming, so they can start the process.  Hopefully that will cut down on some of the time involved.

Bottom line: It all takes up about a good half-day of time – every day for the next six weeks.

So, I’ll probably be fairly scarce as far as actually posting new things.  I’ll try to keep up participation-wise, but it’s a good-sized chunk of time that I “lose” every day.

I’m hopeful this will save my toe, because the big toe is the most important toe.  It’s the one you push off with when you walk.

Between the cardiac & infectious disease issues, bear with me.

 

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1st Grade Reader: “See Josh Run. Run, Josh, Run” [Part 2]

 Posted by at 7:20 pm  Politics
Jul 242022
 

Thanks to the J6 Hearings, America’s perception of my senator, Josh “Hawlinass” Hawley was forever changed when they showed the video of him running from the mob he fostered and incited with his infamous fist salute.

As I noted yesterday, I decided as a Missourian I should really try to curate some of the best mocking Sen. Hawlinass has been subjected to.   There has been such a wealth of material I decided to do it in two parts – this being that second part.

Today I’ll be highlighting unique observations, limericks, vocal parody of Monty Python, and quite a few graphics.  So let’s get started!

An in-depth search of the Hawley files going back to his youth reveals a candid video as a toddler showing we really shouldn’t be that surprised by his turning tail and running away:

In fact, Hawlinass’ infamous desertion has spread so fast that even Kermit the Frog does a great imitation of him:

You probably noticed that in my yesterday’s Part 1 post focusing on Tweets, I did not include the virtually ubiquitous one of Forrest Gump  endless running.  But someone did a masterful job of superimposing Hawley’s face on Forrest when he ran through the football field:

I couldn’t resist trying my hand at a bit of graphic creativity myself:

 

I’d be remiss if I also didn’t showcase Hawlinass’ own creative skills.  It appears he’s actually authored two books.  One already published:

And one that won’t be published until next May 16, 2023, that Hawlinass unbelievably titled “Manhood: The Masculine Virtues America Needs”.

And no, I’m NOT kidding on the second book – straight from Barnes & Noble:

https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/manhood-josh-hawley/1141411331

 And JL was correct – Missouri Democrats have announced they are trolling Hawlinass Hawley with the “Hawlin’ Hawley 5K Run”.:

Fortunately, it’s a virtual event that you can do from anywhere for a whole week.  And I’ve already am registered and have my ticket:

Missouri Democratic State Committee – Federal Account — Donate via ActBlue

Well, of course Missouri Democrats realized Hawlinass tucking tail and running is a ready-made moneymaker!  So of course, there are t-shirts, coffee mugs and buttons available at their store.  I bought a couple of t-shirts & coffee mugs – and you can too!

Missouri Democratic State Committee Webstore (missouridemocrats.org)

I noted there are quite a few other coffee mugs out there mocking Hawley’s own “Show Me Strong” mug:

There’s a wonderful – and very detailed – analysis of Hawlinass’ run to find how fast he did run.  Using an umbrella stand he found in the corner of the video, he was able to measure the distance he covered in his sprint.  He thereby determined that Hawlinass ran the 40 in 7.2 seconds!

https://www.sbnation.com/2022/7/22/23274106/josh-hawley-january-6-capitol-run-40-time

 

The Poetry Corner

Some wordsmiths were inspired by Hawlinass to create a few limericks and update the famous Monty Python rendition of “Brave Sir Robin”:

Josh Hawley went out to incite

The mob in DC with delight.

He stood as their cheerer

And when they came nearer

He galloped away in a fright

 

https://twitter.com/Limericking/status/1550301426001248256

 Which then inspired these:

There once was a man from Missouri

Whose ethical vision was blurry

His fist he did pump

In support of old Trump

Before fleeing his job in a hurry.

 

Josh Hawley, he tried to deliver

A performance with nary a quiver

But when the mob got rough

He wasn’t so tough

And away Hawley ran like a river.

 

Did you see what the Senator did?

What he’d like to keep buried and hid?

He fled like a kitten

Or a dog that’s been bitten

Thus killing his national bid.

 

He raised up his fist like a bro,

To honor the Karens and Joes.

But then they got raucous

And too close to his caucus

Now Hawley’s the clown of the show.

 

https://lithub.com/josh-hawley-is-a-bitch-and-other-poetic-mockeries-of-a-cowardly-senator/

And a mildly R-rated one:

 There once was a Senator Hawley

Mocked for supporting Trump’s folly

By pumping his fist

But look at that wrist

It’s limp as his pecker, by golly!

 

And closing with a great parody of Monty Python “Brave Sir Robin” with Brave Sir Robin’s protests dubbed in by Hawlinass:

 HAWLEY: “That’s, that’s enough music for now lads.  There’s dirty work to do.”

CHORUS: Brave Sir Robin ran away.

[“No!”]

Bravely ran away away.

[“I didn’t!”]

When danger reared its ugly head,

He bravely turned his tail and fled.

[“I never!”]

Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about

And gallantly he chickened out.

[“You’re lying!”]

Swiftly taking to his feet,

He beat a very brave retreat.

Bravest of the brave, Sir Hawley!

 

 It’s been great fun to make fun of Hawley, but we need to remember that there’s a serious aspect to this episode.  Serving as my Senator, I can categorically state that he is a vile, dangerous and unscrupulous person who has been placed in a position of great power.

We’ve all seen the videos of other elected officials during the 1/6 Capitol riot aiding each other and providing comfort to anxious peers.  But NOT Hawley.  He truly did a “Brave Sir Robin” and ran away by himself – focused only saving his own hide and showing not a bit of concern for others.

I hope and believe that at least the line from the Oscar-winning musical, “Hamilton” will be true:

 

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1st Grade Reader: “See Josh Run. Run, Josh, Run” [Part 1]

 Posted by at 4:58 pm  Politics
Jul 232022
 

Sadly, Josh “Hawlinass” Hawley is my senator.  Until Thursday he was best known for his infamous seditious fist salute to fellow seditious traitors on 1/6/21.

But Thursday’s J6 Hearings changed all that!  He’ll now forever be known for fleeing the traitors that he had just saluted.  An ignominious, but oh-so-fitting, remembrance!

I’m sure you’ve all seen this clip, but I decided as a Missourian I should really try to curate some of the best mocking Sen. Hawlinass has been subjected to.

There has been such a wealth of material I decided to do it in two parts – today and tomorrow (if all goes well).

But to begin I’m going to focus on the huge number of Tweets that Fistpump McRunpants’ has generated, with quite a few from well-known folks.  Tomorrow will be limericks, a vocal parody of Monty Python, unique observations and quite a few graphics.  So stay tuned!

How fitting that Lincoln Project will lead us off:

But we also need to remember how it was (most deservedly) greeted by those in attendance at the J6 hearing – derisive laughter:

Retired Officer Michael Fanone (who was beaten with pipes, stunned with a Taser and threatened with his own gun on 1/6/21) had this to say about Hawlinass:

It should be noted that he’s not the only one who has called Hawley a BITCH:

On a lighter note, George Takei weighs in:

Joined by Al Franken:

And this note:

This one became so popular …

That you can now buy it as a t-shirt”

(I bought two of them!)

On a more serious note, my Metro’s main paper (Kansas City Star) published an editorial calling Hawley “a laughingstock”.  Unfortunately, it’s behind a serious paywall – but here are a couple of Tweets concerning it:

And before I close with an extensive music interlude, I can’ stress the importance of this post enough:

There’s been quite a few Tweets with Hawlinass’ cowardly escape that have been set to music.  Giving my hearing loss, most of it is lost on me (although I can recall some of the older tunes).  But I decided I should share it with those whose world isn’t silent:

And rather than post her nine other interludes, to save space just open Mallory Nees’ above Tweet [click on the Time & Date stamp in the lower left corner], and then scroll down.  That way it saves space, and you can pick and choose which one you want to listen to.

… But Wait – There’s More!

The Lincoln Project also has quite a few musical Tweets.  Again, I’ll let you open the first one and scroll down for the rest:

 

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Only One More Supermoon Left for 2022 …

 Posted by at 3:08 pm  Politics
Jul 182022
 

If you were lucky enough to be treated to clear skies last Wednesday, you were able to enjoy the third Supermoon of the year – the “Buck Moon”.

by AZP

What Is A “Supermoon”?

Although there are several technical definitions of what constitutes a Supermoon, the most widely accepted one is a full or new moon that is near the perigee (point in the Moon’s orbit where it is closest to Earth).  The term “Supermoon” was coined by astrologer Richard Nolle in 1979 and stipulates the Moon must be within 90% of perigee.

Although the distance parameters would include new moons, since new moons are virtually invisible to the naked eye we tend to use the term only for full moons.

For 2022 there will be four Supermoons – with only one remaining:

Supermoons in 2022
Name Date Distance from Earth
Full Flower Moon May 16 at 12:15 A.M. EDT 225,015.3 miles (362,127 km)
Full Strawberry Moon June 14 at 7:52 A.M. EDT 222,238.4 miles (357,658 km)
Full Buck Moon July 13 at 2:38 P.M. EDT 222,089.3 miles (357,418 km)
Full Sturgeon Moon August 11 at 9:36 P.M. EDT 224,569.1 miles (361,409 km)

What Is a Supermoon? | When to See Supermoons in 2022 | The Old Farmer’s Almanac

by AFP

Why Do Supermoons Occur?

Two astronomical phenomena explain why Supermoons occur.

Foremost is the fact that the moon does not travel in a perfect circular orbit around the Earth.  Rather, it travels in an elliptical path.

The other contributing factor is that our Earth does not sit in the smackdab center of this orbit.  So consequently, there are points when the moon is closest to the Earth (Perigee), and others when it’s furthest away (Apogee).

So Why Is the July Supermoon Called the “Buck Moon”?

Like many, if not most, of our Supermoons, the Buck Moon was so named by Native Americans.  This time of year is when the new antlers of buck deer begin pushing out of their foreheads, covered in the usual velvety fur that’s loaded with blood vessels.  (This extraordinary supply of nutrients in the velvet makes deer antlers the fastest growing tissue of any mammal.)

But it is also called the “Thunder Moon” because of so many frequent thunderstorms at this time of year.  And in Europe it’s commonly called the “Hay Moon”, because it’s the time of year when farmers start making hay.

So let’s enjoy some Supermoons from near and far.

The Americas

Asia

Europe

New York City

Seattle

But no matter what it’s called, it truly is a beautiful event.

by BELatina

 

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Saturday Smiles – Courtesy of Mitch

 Posted by at 4:36 pm  Politics
Jul 092022
 

Thought it was time to let Mitch regale us with a few humorous photos.

How to get that surly teenager to do his/her chores:

 

BONUS

As a follow-up (NOTE: I no longer use the standard medical abbreviation for “Follow Up” of f/u since my nephew gave me a heads up) to my July the 4th post on the use of safer drones for celebrations, I came across these events to buttress the point.  Whether done by the neighbors …

Or professions, like the infamous 2012 San Diego fiasco – “Big Bay Boom” – that went BUST and lasted less than 30 seconds …

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