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Nov 132015
 

I’ll begin with the “Holiday” because it’ll be mine for a while. 

I have Carpal Tunnel Syndrome that the neurologist, who did the EMG, said is rated as “Severe” by the test.  So I saw the hand surgeon today and will be having surgery in the next 1-3 weeks.

Both the surgeon and neurologist said it’d be best to minimize my keyboard excursions – so I’m going to try to be a good patient and comply.

That explains the very brief “Friday Fun” post which you’ll have to do most of the leg finger-work to read about and my probably absense.

But we can all say a hearty “ThankYou!” to Johari Osayi Idusuyi for providing some comic relief to a master comic himself, Donald Trump.

Idusuyi has made an effort to learn about the candidates, so when Trump came to down …

“I’m genuinely not interested in him as a person, but if you have the chance to see a presidential candidate, why not?” Idusuyi said.

AND she got a primo seat …

“I think we were chosen for obvious reasons.  We are minorities and there weren’t a lot of minorities there. He also instructed us to sit in the middle, so we kind of already knew what this was.”

Idusuyi insisted she went into the rally with an open mind, but she took out her book and began reading after Trump demanded the removal of some protesters, and she said supporters cheered after a supporter removed a woman’s Obama hat and tossed it into the crowd.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/organizers-seat-woman-behind-trump-because-shes-black-so-she-silently-protests-by-reading-her-book/

So rather than waste anymore of the time, she took out an award-winning book, “Citizen: An American Lyric”, and began reading …

And boy, that did NOT go over well with some bigots hate-mongers knuckle-draggers Trump supporters!

Thanks, Johari, for upstaging a master narcissistic comic with some great comic relief of your own!

 

READ MORE

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/11/organizers-seat-woman-behind-trump-because-shes-black-so-she-silently-protests-by-reading-her-book/

http://wics.com/news/local/springfield-woman-goes-viral-after-attending-trumps-speech

http://www.mediaite.com/online/trump-rally-book-reader-volunteers-put-us-on-camera-because-were-black/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BTY4uxhgQ4

http://bluenationreview.com/some-applause-for-the-trump-protester-johari-osayi-idusuyi/ v

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Nov 062015
 

Say, boys and girls – what time is it?

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Photograph by Rich McCor (@paperboyo on Instagram)

No, not “Howdy Doody Time” – it’s TGIF!  So let’s relax and maybe pop open a bottle of the bubbly to enjoy some of Europe’s great landmarks as re-envisioned by today’s travel guide, Rich McCor

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Photograph by Rich McCor (@paperboyo on Instagram)

Mr. McCor is a London-based artist who believes you certainly CAN teach an old dog new tricks

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Photograph by Rich McCor (@paperboyo on Instagram)

He has combined his photographer’s eye with his extraordinary paper-cutting skills to reimagine some of Europe’s most familiar and famous landmarks, and then shares them on his Instagram account.

But it’s not just the great inventiveness of his photos that’s an absolute delight, it’s also the fact he includes interesting tidbits in his captions.  It’s like getting an ice cream cone with a cherry on top!

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Photograph by Rich McCor (@paperboyo on Instagram)

There are many interesting little nuggets in his captions.  Like, did you know that the word “LEGO”™ comes from the first two letters of the words “Leg Godt” – which is Danish for “Play well”?  And Denmark happens to be where LEGO™ was invented.

Now you might think that you’d learn that juicy little tidbit with this photo …

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Photograph by Rich McCor (@paperboyo on Instagram)

But you’d be wrong!  His whimsical caption gems are as whimsical as his creative photos.  So be sure to read his captions for bonus fun!

So no matter how you get around traveling through Europe …

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Photograph by Rich McCor (@paperboyo on Instagram)

I can’t help but feel that remembering how Rich McCor’s eye for seeing things anew will put a smile on your face …

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Photograph by Rich McCor (@paperboyo on Instagram)

Oh, come on now.  It’ll produce a bigger smile than that!

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Photograph by Rich McCor (@paperboyo on Instagram)

That's better!

RESOURCES USED:

His home on Instagram –you just have to scroll down to find them:

https://instagram.com/paperboyo/

These resources use his Instagram photos AND include his great captions

http://websta.me/n/paperboyo

http://mashable.com/2015/10/22/rich-mccor-photography-paper-cutouts/#N9b_Fpd0DqqQ

http://fusion.net/story/220922/london-artist-rich-mccor-instagram-paper-cut-outs/

http://www.citylab.com/design/2015/10/paper-cutouts-vastly-improve-these-iconic-landmarks/412384/

 

 

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Nov 042015
 

No doubt we’ll be hearing more from TC directly, but he did say we can continue to rely on his good friend, who has been a major source of info, for updates.  So Joanne, who has been our liaison with her, shared an email she got from her late last night.

The friend confirms that the surgery went very well and was successful, although the skin graft site is uncomfortable for him.  She said he’s not sure how long he’ll be hospitalized, but he did get a special bed similar to the one at the assisted care facility to prevent bedsores (decubitus ulcers).

More good news is that he’s now getting to eat regular food, and she said he enjoys drooling on looking over the menus!

And of course he’s diligently working to keep the staff on their toes.  (She didn’t say if he’s charging his “usual and customary” fee for his Supervisory Services.)

Well, hard as it is to believe, word of TomCat’s successful surgery spread like wildfire all the way from Portland to Kansas City.  So in honor of TC, somewhere between 500,000 to 800,000 good citizens of KCMO Metro decided to celebrate this great news with a parade and rally.

Wait … What?  You don’t believe me?!?  Fortunately I just happen to have a few candid snapshots.  Plus you’ll notice in honor of TC being a good liberal, practically everyone is dressed in BLUE!  So, if you’ll indulge me one last time (this will end my KCMO travelogues)

Well, of course, as with any YUUGGGEE celebration, it began with a parade starting from Downtown …

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Winding its way 2.5 miles to Midtown and the historic Union Station where the crowd formed to await the rally …

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That tall monument on the left in the above photo is the Liberty Memorial – the only monument in America honoring those who served in the “War to End All Wars” – World War I.  It sits on top of a hill that overlooks Downtown.  And at the top of the tower there’s an open gallery you can walk around, from which someone snapped this shot of the rally …

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I suppose that including the Royals for winning the World Series  in the rally MAY have added to the crowd size.  But it goes without saying that the parade and rally, and seeing all those good liberals dressed in BLUE, made TC one very happy and contented cat …

 

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Nov 022015
 

You’ll just have to indulge me, because this happens only once in a “Blue” moon … or every three decades!  But my KC Royals took the crown last night, and I want to celebrate!

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And so we painted the down BLUE

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That’s our historic Union Station in front, lit up in BLUE

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In the back on the left, you can make out the word “CHAMP”

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That’s the downtown Marriott Hotel, which has a moving-light sign.

Thousands gathered in the Power & Light District downtown to watch the game on giant screens and celebrate!

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And we did “Party Like It’s 1985!” – which was the last time the Royals won the World Series.

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Back when I was still in practice, our office had season tickets to both the Royals and the Chiefs.  And as luck would have it my relatives came down that weekend – so I got to take my Mom (then 67 y/o, like I am now) to a unique “doubleheader”. 

We took in a Chiefs football game Sunday afternoon and practically broiled, it was so warm.  Then came home, showered, and headed back out to the Sports Complex for an evening World Series game – where it turned freezing cold, while I was in shorts and a t-shirt.

Should have listened to my Mom, who kept telling me, “Don’t you think you should take a jacket?”  Me: “Nah!  It was broiling today!”

Well, it got so cold I had to head to the souvenir stand to buy about the last sweatshirt they had – at least TWO sizes too small.  So I gave it to my Mom afterwards.

And the past couple of weeks she’s been proudly wearing her “See-I-told-you-you-should-have-brought-a-jacket” “KC Royals 1985 World Series” sweatshirt at the Assisted Living place … and loving it! 

The only thing that would have made her happier is it were her beloved Cubbies celebrating.  Next year, Mom … next year!

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Oct 312015
 

Once I figure out how to actually CLOSE the "Best Horror Movie of All Time" Poll voting, I’ll do it.  (Dear Lord, PUH-LEAZE let it be easier than posting the thing!)

And the big winner was …

 

“The Exorcist” – with 7 votes (35%)

Followed by, in descending order

“You Name It” – 5 (25%)

“Psycho” – 4 (20%)

“The Silence of the Lambs” – 2 (10%)

“The Shining” – 1 (5%)

“Rosemary’s Baby” – 1 (5%)

Tabulating the “You Name It” folks …

Patty went with “Night of the Living Dead”

Terrie C. Williams named one that almost made the list – “Jaws”

“The GOP Debates” (Good one, Joanne)

And one Swiss-like abstention by gene

I was surprised by how many folks commented they did NOT like horror movies, as I really tried to avoid a lot of slasher-movies.    

 

If you want to get into the proper Halloween “spirit”, for those of you who missed it and are looking for some holiday hoots (but not the owl-type), here’s a Link to “Friday Fun – A Spooktacular Boonanza of Fun”

It was a hoot to put it together, so head on over that way …

And I hope you have as much fun enjoying it as I did putting it together.

 

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Oct 302015
 

OK, so we’re jumping the gun by a day – but I want to give a YUUUGGGEEE H/T to Joanne, Judi and Lynn who came up with the idea of a Halloween themed “Friday Fun”.  They shared tons of pictures to inspire me, some of which you’ll enjoy below.  Thanks!

To set the proper Halloween mood, you’d naturally expect to start out with something like a spooky old house, and throw in some lightning …

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But how’s this for something truly scary?

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(Didn't really even need the skeletal animation to be scary, did it?)

Now that we got you in the proper frightened frame of focus, we’ll begin with some Halloween puns – because what better way to get the GROANS going than a pun? 

What’s a haunted chicken?

 A poultry-geist

How did the Great Pumpkin fix the hole in his pants?

 With a pumpkin patch

What does a ghost eat for lunch?

 A BOO-logna sandwich

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?

 Squash

Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?

 Because everyone was a goblin!

What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

 A wash-and-wear wolf

What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?

 An amoeboo

And my favorite …

What do you get when you divide the diameter of a jack-o-lantern by its circumference?

 Pumpkin Pi

Get it?  Pie … pi …

*sigh*  Geez … Do I have to draw a picture for you guys?

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Now let’s enjoy some costumed cats …

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Well, of course dogs can be cute in Halloween costumes, too.  (Just not AS cute as cats)

(These dogs must be from Minnesota or Wisconsin – given that it’s apparently snowing.)

If you want to see how the super-rich “One Percenters” of New York decorate their manses for the holiday …

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“The New York Times” put together a slideshow of some of the better ones – from the most expensive zip codes in the city.  (Don't know if slideshows embed – so just click the URL)

http://www.nytimes.com/slideshow/2015/10/29/fashion/halloween-in-manhattans-most-expensive-zip-codes/s/29UESHALLOWEEN-slide-WSJI.html

To put a smile on your face, I think you’ll be “sucked up” by this “dirty” parody of “The Exorcist”.  (It’s a minute and a half long, but I certainly didn’t see the punchline coming – and well worth it!  Give it a click …)

So when you get ready for some Trick or Treaters

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And whether you dress your kids up cute …

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(Ahhhhh ….)

Or dress your critters up scary …

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Take extra care of yourselves, be safe and do NOT party too much or you might just not be able to navigate properly …

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

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Oct 292015
 

This will be an easy-peasy – and very SHORT – post.  (So if one of you other guys did an in-depth one, my apologies.)

Borrowing from the bigger story going on of World Series baseball, with my Kansas City Royals being in the processing of winning the World Series, let’s start with “You can’t know the players without a scorecard …”

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So, Who WERE the Winners and Losers?

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You … if you missed watching the thing and tuned into the World Series game instead!

LOSERS

America – if this is the best the GOP can muster

One of the few important things coming out of the debate is the fact that Donald Trump has decided to get even edgier than he has been, and changed his logo …

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As for me?  I was a WINNER!  I spent my time watching the KC Royals notch another win!

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Oct 272015
 

My hat is definitely off to all the work TomCat (and recently, Lynn) do in putting together the “Open Thread” post.  It definitely has a learning curve to it – and unfortunately mine is not a steep line up.  In fact mine barely rises above the x-axis.

Lynn and I decided we should post a Poll for Halloween (more on that below) – and TC gave us the powers to do it … sort of.

“It’s easy,” he says.  “It’ll be fun,” he says.  “A piece of cake,” he says.  All you do is go to the separate plugin website to create the Poll – and don’t forget to copy the HTML Code.  (Not too bad)  Then head over to WordPress and simply plop that old HTML Code in the Widget in the right Sidebar.  

Yeah, well GOOD LUCK trying to find where the damn Widgets are hidden so they can even be accessed.  And even better luck in finding which Widget is the one you’re supposed to use – because NONE of them are labeled “Poll”.  And after you do finally find it, then try re-positioning the thing so it actually appears somewhere visible … and without accidentally deleting any of the ones that are already there.  ARRRGGGHHH!!!

[Note to Lynn: If you think I’m going to deprive you of the joy of mastering THAT learning curve, you got another think coming!  ;-)]

At any rate, that’s why the “Open Thread” is up later and lighter than I had planned.

 

PUZZLE

 

Since I don’t do the puzzles, Lynn is kindly sending me her times with the Link.

Today’s Puzzle took Lynn 3:28 (average 5:36). To do it, click here. How did you do? Looks like someone lost their balls!

[NOTE: She actually emailed me that phrase: “Looks like someone lost their balls!” 

I wantI think I deserve … I DEMAND some extra credit for heroic discretion by NOT adding any double entendre comments to a setup line like THAT.  I mean my tongue is practically bitten off from passing up that teaser!]

 

SHORT TAKES

 

POLL

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Now that I have your attention, please gaze to the right to find a new Poll.  (At least I hope I finally got it positioned to the right.)

To help get us in the mood for Halloween, we want you to select the best “Horror Movie” of all time.

Please note that this is a broad category – and not just limited to “slasher movies”.  Two additional notes:

[1] You can vote for MORE than one movie (I think, assuming I got the HTML coded correctly)

[2] And of course you can vote for “You Name It …” – and please voice your opinion in the comments.

 

Trump Whines about His “Hard Life” & Dad’s Measly MILLION DOLLAR LOAN

 

You just can’t learn this kind of ability to bond with the common man that The Donald displayed during an interview on the Today Show with Matt Lauer yesterday:

 

“My whole life really has been a ‘no’ and I fought through it. It has not been easy for me … it has not been easy for me.  I started off in Brooklyn, my father gave me a small loan of a million dollars.”

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Well, one does have to admire his fortitude.  After all, to start out in life as a humble millionaire with all the other silver spoon disadvantages he had to face, courtesy of his Poppy … I mean it’s a miracle he’s still alive today.

Oh, BTW – that $1,000,000.00 he got back in 1970 or so … it’d be worth over SIX MILLION in today’s dollars.

And since it was Daddy’s money, it was probably the last (and only) loan Trump ever repaid.

 

Amtrak Renews Chris Christie “Loud-Mouth Credentials” When Booted Off the Quiet Car

Well, it’s not the first time Christie’s mouth has gotten him to trouble – and probably won’t be the last.

While slurping down a strawberry smoothie, Christie boarded the Acela train from Washington to New York while loudly berating his henchmen when he landed in the notorious (and “we-ain’t-kidding”) Quiet Car.  He continued in his boisterous manner while also making phone calls – a big no-no.

Finally the conductor told him he was violently the Quiet Car’s cardinal rule, and he’d either have to cut it out or move to another car.  And to his credit, he realized his error and headed to (where else?) … the Café Car!

http://nypost.com/2015/10/25/chris-christie-kicked-out-of-amtrak-quiet-car/

In his defense, it’s clear that Christie didn’t realize he was climbing into the Quiet Car – pretty sure he thought it was the Clown Car.

 

Jon Stewart and Wife Open an Animal Farm Rescue Sanctuary

Jon and his wife, Tracey, who is a veterinarian, have decided to convert their New Jersey farm, Bufflehead, into a sanctuary for neglected and abused animals.  They’ll work with Farm Sanctuary, an organization devoted to ending inhumane farming practices.

And according to the New York Times, their farm already is home to four pigs – two of which were rescued from the side of the road in Georgia.

(There apparently is NO truth to the rumor circulating that at least one of the other pigs was recently rescued from an New York bound Amtrak train with remnants of a strawberry smoothie on his snout.)

 

Sorry about it being later than I wanted to get it out – but I had such a “delightful time” trying to learn how to put a Poll together … on my own … for hours … and hours.

I’m now going to take a little catnap, so “Please Do Not Disturb”

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