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Mar 112016
 

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Just read our morning paper, and for the $100,000 Grand Prize I’m planning on saving TONS of daylight.  But my good friend, Earl E, Byrd, told me not to jump the gun and be sure to wait until Sunday, or like our mutual friend, Ruddy Daye, warned, “You’ll live to regret it.”  But I checked, and my lawyer, Kermit A. Kryme (of the law firm, Dewey, Cheatum & Howe) assured me I’m not violating any rules … yet.  So here’s the article that got me buzzed:

[Editor’s Note: Sorry, but I can’t make it any larger, so you may have to increase your screen size to make it legible.  Thanks.]

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I’m in it to win it!  And I think I actually have a chance, unlike the paper’s annual St. Patrick’s Day “Irish Pub Singing Contest” – which is ALWAYS won by Kerry O’Kee.

So “Happy Springing Forward!”

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Mar 042016
 

Sorry to inform you, but you’ll have to wait until next February if you hope to view the “lava” flow over Horsetail Falls in Yosemite National Park.  

It’s not that you can’t get tickets as if it were a Sold-Out event – it’s because the spectacular natural Horsetail Falls Firefall show that Mother Nature puts on occurs only once a year in late February.  And the opportunity to view it lasts for only about 10 days … and only for 10 minutes each day right at sunset.  But boy, when the illusion of “lava” flowing down Horsetail Falls’ 1,570 feet (480 meters) face happens – it’s breathtakingly gorgeous!

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And there’s no guarantee that there’ll even be a Firefall next year.  The conditions must converge perfectly, and that hasn’t happened for at least the past 5 years because of the drought plaguing California. 

Obviously the first criterion is enough water to have the Horsetail Falls’ “lava” flow.  And this year they’ve had enough snow in the Sierra Mountains to ensure that the falls could be fed.  Then the temperatures must warm enough to melt the snowpack in order to produce enough water for the “lava”.  And then the sun must be aligned perfectly at just the right angle to produce the red, orange and gold reflections to create the illusion.  And for that to happen there can be no cloud cover, which is pretty rare in February.  And then you have to be in the perfect spot in Yosemite Valley to view Horsetail Fall, which is on the east face of El Capitan, to capture it all.

We should note that while the angle of the sun is also properly aligned in October, there’s no water flowing at that time of year to produce the Firefall.  But this year the Firefall of Horsetail Falls was phenomenal. 

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The natural Horsetail Firefall should not be confused with Yosemite Firefall that began in the summer of 1872 and continued for almost a century.  The owners of the Glacier Point Hotel had hot embers from dying fires raked over the edge of Glacier Point to Yosemite Valley 3,000 feet below. From a distance it appeared as a glowing waterfall.

Undoubtedly the Awahneechee Indians, who called Yosemite Valley home for hundreds of years, had observed the natural Horsetail Firefall – but if so, they never shared that information with white settlers who discovered the Valley in 1851.

Galen Rowell is the person who took the first-known photograph of the natural Horsetail Firefall, and that was only in 1973.  Now hundreds of photographers from around the world flock to Yosemite in late February hoping they’ll be one of the lucky few to actually view it – an experience they describe as so deeply moving that it brings tears to their eyes along with actual applause!

The most convenient and crowded viewing area for the “lava” show is at the El Capitan picnic area, just shy of 2 miles past Yosemite Lodge at the Falls on Northside Drive.  It’s only a small pullout area marked only by a small sign – but in late February, if you keep your eyes peeled for a horde of tripods, you’ll have found it.  ENJOY!

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Feb 262016
 

When thinking of Vincent van Gogh or Monet or Rembrandt, it’s easy for us to conjure up images of these artists sitting at their easels with paintbrush and palette in hand.  But for Stephen Lund, his canvases are the streets of Victoria, British Columbia, his brush is his bike and his “paint” is his Strava GPS app.

And his results are nothing short of spectacular art!

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Lund refers to his masterpieces simply as “GPS Doodles” so as to inspire people that anyone can be creative.  He has his own detailed website called “GPS Doodles” explaining how he goes about creating each one.  

A more lyrical term might be “Strava Art” as Strava is the GPS program Lund straps on that lets riders and runners track their workouts.  Strava the route as data that generates a thin red line on a map that traces every move an athlete makes.  (Apparently he also uses a Garmin GPS device, but I don’t know the difference.)  And you can follow Lund on his Strava Homepage.

So how does Lund do it?  Sometimes he envisions what he wants to create and then puts together a layered Google map and sets out penciling in his route to create his “Doodle” – like Darth Vader below.  But that’s difficult because he has to find a route that runs in a continuous line. He then writes down the turn-by-turn directions for his GPS device to capture the route that he then uploads to the Strava map.

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Here’s a detailed description of “Logistical Process”

Other times he begins with the Google map and then highlights major streets to see if anything jumps out at him – like seeing faces and objects in the clouds.  That’s how he created his Giraffe Doodle.

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Here’s a detailed description of what I’ll call the “Inspirational Process”

To be honest, for complex designs, he will sometimes turn his GPS off at one point and on again at another point to create a straight line via a “Connect-the-Dots” feature because it’s through an area his bike cannot go.  Like with the Hummingbird below.  But he uses this technique at a minimum, and a great many of his drawings are done with uninterrupted pedaling line.

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Here’s a detailed description of the “Connect-the-Dots Process” that he used to create the WordPress Logo

Each Doodle requires about 70 km (44 mi) of pedaling, but the largest one —a mermaid he named “The Siren of the Salish Sea”— required 220 km of pedaling that took more than 11 hours of cycling over two days’ time.

[NOTE: The Salish Sea is a network of coastal waterways of southwestern portion of British Columbia and the northwestern portion of Washington]

He’s been featured on countless news sites as well as having given a TED Talk

Lund began this quest on January 1, 2015, and last year he cycled over 22,300 kilometers (13,857 miles) – a quarter of which were used in creating his 70+ ”GPS Doodles”.  So let’s enjoy some of them …

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T. Rex

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Grasshopper

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David

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Queen Victoria

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"Christ the Redeemer" – Rio de Janeiro

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And a Link to a List of Favorites, (some of which I’ve used above)

 

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Feb 242016
 

A Crying Mother Nature Iceberg

Yesterday, Judi’s “Terse Tuesday Tidbits” inclusion of “Incredible Glacier Art Pays Homage to Our Disappearing Ice” reminded me of an incredible photo of a “Crying Mother Nature Iceberg” that you would SWEAR had to be Photoshopped.

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But it’s NOT!

The forlorn-looking 'Mother Nature' figure appeared to locals during a thaw, with the melting ice and snow falling towards the sea below.

The striking image … would seem certain to be heavily used by environmentalists protesting against climate change.  Rising sea levels caused by melting ice caps are one of the most worrying effects of global warming and experts warn swathes of low-lying countries will be left under water.

The picture was captured by marine photographer and environmental lecturer Michael Nolan while on an annual voyage to observe the glacier and its surrounding wildlife.

The photo and story are from the “Daily Mail”

SCOTUS Nominee Obstruction – A Few Facts

For the record, and in case you want to arm yourself against the mendacious claims of Rethuglicans that they are well within “precedent” for their obstructing the President from carrying out his Constitutional duties of appointing a Supreme Court Justice (with their advice and consent), just share with them these quotes from St. Ronny Reagan and Mitch “McTurtle” McConnell:

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“The Federal judiciary is too important to be made a political football. I would hope, and the American people should expect … for the Senate to get to work and act.”

 

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Every day that passes with the Supreme Court below full strength impairs the people’s business in that crucially important body.

 

Mitch McConnell wrote in a 1970-71 law journal article that politics should play no role in Senate confirmations of Supreme Court appointments and that the Senate should defer to the president.



“The president is presumably elected by the people to carry out a program and altering the ideological directions of the court would seem to be a perfectly legitimate part of a presidential platform,” wrote McConnell.

Let’s Boogie!

And to end on a lighter note, how about the utter and absolute unbridled joy of 106-year-old Virginia McLaurin fulfilling her lifelong dream of visiting the White House and meeting (not to mention dancing with) President and Michelle Obama in celebration of ‎Black History Month!

I’m sure we’ve all seen it, but it’s worth another look-see.

And a GIF so you can copy it for your own smile-inducement whenever you want:

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Feb 192016
 

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The author of the Pulitzer Prize winning novel “To Kill a Mockingbird”, Harper Lee, has passed at the age of 89.

As though it were yesterday, I can remember seeing her novel on the coffee table of a good friend back in 1960 or 1961 when I was in junior high.  His mother was reading it and I was intrigued by its title, and decided I would also read it.

The love for that book, and Ms. Lee, was only deepened when the movie version starring Gregory Peck as Atticus Finch came out in 1962. 

While there are many memorable and powerful moments in the book, the movie version cemented mine at the end of the Verdict Scene when those in the Gallery rise to show their deep respect for Atticus.  I would only make a small revision today:

“Miss Jean Louise … Miss Jean Louise, stand up.  Harper Lee is passing.”

 

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Feb 192016
 

What do three energetic brothers, who want to help save lives, do in the dead of Minnesota winters when surrounded by tons of snow?  Build snow sculptures … of course!

Let’s begin by viewing some of the creations of the Bartz brothers from New Brighton, MN: Austin (21), Trevor (20) and Connor (17).  It began, like it did for a lot of us growing up in Northern climates, with building snow forts.

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As they got older, they decided to get more creative.  They first started out building a Pufferfish built in the 2011-12 winter after one of the brothers caught one on a family trip to Florida.  It took the brothers two hours to get the main body done, another hour and a half to mold and attach the tail, and then another four hours to add the spikes.  And if you look close, you’ll see a tiny fish in the Pufferfish’s mouth.

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The following winter the brothers sculpted a Walrus – and the thing didn’t melt until May!  In fact they now have a contest guessing when the last of their creations will revert to water.  And the winner gets a copy of National Geographic’s “100 Things to Make You Happy” which features the Bartz brothers.

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They decided that their creations would stick with the “sea world” theme, so the next winter they went to the dark side – and did a Shark!  “Jaws” was 25’ long x 9’ wide and 16’ tall, and it took over 95 hours to construct.

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You may be wondering where they get all their snow, because you can see from the photos that there front yard is still covered with it.  They explained the snow comes from their neighbors’ driveways, tennis courts and church parking lots.  How’s that for a neat snow-removal service?

And if it’s too cold when it snow, producing that great powder that skiers love – but is terrible for sculpting – they store in their garage, crank the heat up to 90 degrees … and wait until it’s packable!

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While they clearly got a kick from crafting the shark, they learned that a lot of the little kids that come to visit their front yard from literally around the world, found it too scary.  So the winter of 2014-15 they did a “gentle” Sea Turtle.

It’s pretty clear their projects are getting bigger and more elaborate.  Mr. Turtle (who has a striking resemblance to Mitch McConnell) is 37’ long x 31’ wide x 12’ tall, and it took 300 hours to put him together.  (Wouldn’t it be great if McConnell would just melt away like this guy did?)

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It was in January of 2015 they decided to take the suggestion of so many visitors who wanted to donate and put their talents to use in a positive way.  So this year they partnered with One Day’s Wages charity and setup a fund to help Haitians in procuring safe, potable water – a real rarity in that poor nation.

I’ll let the Bartz brothers explain it in fuller detail:

Five Years Running

For five years, we have built an annual snow sculpture as a way to get outside, hang out together, and bring a little cheer to our community—and, as news spread, to the world.

For several years, community supporters who were moved by our work told us we should erect some sort of donation box where they could toss in a few bucks in exchange for the joy they felt as they drove by, and this year, we finally took their advice. Given the sole raw asset of our work—snow—we thought it made sense to have collected monies go toward providing clean drinking water for people in need.

Why Water Matters

According to the World Health Organization, nearly one million people die each year due to lack of clean drinking water – a situation residents of Haiti, the poorest country in the West, know all too well. `More than 40 percent of Haitians have no improved water source, which means they’re relegated to drinking contaminated water and thus contracting totally avoidable diseases.

Our partnership organization, One Day’s Wages, works with International Action to solve this problem by installing community-operated clean-water chlorinators into three areas in Haiti that need the assistance most.

Now, Here's Where You Come In

If you would like to join us in providing safe, clean water for Haiti, please contribute at the donation box or online between the dates of January 5 and March 5, 2016 below. Our goal is to raise $10,000 during this two-month period,

For more information on One Day’s Wages clean-water initiative in Haiti, please visit www.onedayswages.org/haiti 100% of donations go straight to this cause.

***UPDATE***

One Day's Wages' partnership with International Action providing clean water in Haiti has been funded!  Donations to the Bartz Brothers "Sculpting Snow for a Life-Saving Cause" on this page will now go to clean water projects in other parts of the world experiencing extreme poverty. 100% of donations go straight to the work on the ground! Thank you for joining us in providing clean water by donating below!

So let’s take a look at this year’s creation that has raised almost $14,000 and still counting (you can donate until March 5th) – “Octavius Octopus” (so named by Facebook visitors in another contest).

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“Octavius” stands 18’ tall and took approximately 500 hours to complete – and they calculate he weighs 300,000 pounds!  He’s clearly their most ambitious and elaborate engineering project so far.  The Bartz brothers say they plan to do two more sculptures before they put away their shovels – and we’ll all be looking forward to it!

Besides well-deserved local coverage, the brothers have been featured on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” and NBC’s “Today” and “Nightly News” shows.

To learn more about the Bartz Brothers Snow Sculptures, the easiest place to start is their publicly available Facebook page

It includes more information and links to their partnering with “One Day’s Wages” charity to raise funds for providing clean water in Haiti.

Thanks guys!  Not only do you do great work, but your great works do great work!  No doubt the people of Haiti say “Thank You!”

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Feb 052016
 

Almost two decades ago I first learned of Omaha’s Cathedral Arts Project annual Flower Show.  It’s occurs about the last weekend in January (close to Super Bowl time), because Nebraskans need a reminder that Spring WILL arrive … eventually!  And it draws 10,000 people over its two-day run!

One of the things that so striking about it is that it’s held at St. Cecilia Cathedral, one of the nation’s ten largest cathedrals – and it’s gorgeous!  Another is that they utilize about 30 local florists to develop arrangements based on a yearly Theme (somewhat similar to what the Rose Parade does) that are placed at different stations in the cathedral.  This year’s theme was “A Night at the Movies”.  Other ones have been Quilts, Garments, South Pacific, Harvests, Art from the Joslyn Museum, etc.

But to be honest, it’s frequently hard to tell how the flowers actually reflect or interpret the Theme – it’s pretty loosey-goosey.  The displays are mainly arranged along the Aisles where there are small chapels, altars and shrines, as well as along the Ambulatory in the part of the Apse behind the Sanctuary.  Other than a fairly large arrangement in the Crossing of the Nave (between the North and South Transepts) and a few in the Sanctuary, the Nave and Sanctuary are not a major area where arrangements are displayed..

It was their 31st Year last weekend, and I’ve been fortunate enough to have gone to at least six.  This year I took my “aunt” and “uncle”.  (They’re actually the brother [a retired Lutheran minister] and sister of my real aunt in Illinois.  But my real aunt is my aunt by marriage, so they’re not my “blood” aunt and uncle.)   I’ve taken them separately at least three other times, but they’re 10-15 years older than I am, and don’t like to drive.  It’s a great day-trip, as Omaha is only about 200 miles north of KCMO.

[But I got to tell you that one time when I took my “pseudo” aunt and sister-in-law it was so cold (well, it IS Omaha) my window washer fluid froze!  I always carry a refill-jug with me – which also froze!  So we stopped at a convenience store, and I put the jug in their microwave to thaw it out, and then added it to the reservoir.  It worked!  But to be fair to Omaha, last weekend it got up to ~ 50 degrees for our trip.]

I’ll share lots of photos of the floral displays.  I know there are quite a few, but it was actually difficult to winnow them down.  Some are my photos, some are from friends I’ve taken, and some are ones I found online. 

And I’ve got to say that the fragrance when you first enter the Cathedral … well, it’s heavenly!

It may be good to begin by orienting you to the layout of the Cathedral.

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Fish-Eye View Of The Sanctuary & About One-Quarter Of The Nave From The North Transept

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The Organ Balcony

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Small Clerestory Stained Glass Window

(Large Stained Glass Wikndows Are Gorgeous, But Without a Telephoto Lens, It’s Hard To Get A Photo Of Them – But You Can See Them in Several of the Other Photos)

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Sampling of Center Arrangements Throughout the Years in the Crossing Part of the Nave, Between the North & South Transepts

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With 10,000 visitors there’s always a wait before you can actually begin the tour.  But they have constant musical programs of choirs, string quartets, pianists, vocal soloists, etc. perform in the sanctuary.  (It’s lost on me, but the friends & family I’ve taken always enjoy being entertained while we wait.)

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This “Theme” Was Interpretations Of Paintings From Omaha’s Joslyn Museum

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This “Theme” Was Interpretations Of Clothing

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The  Ambulatory in the Apse behind the Santuary has quite a bit of already installed artwork (as does the Cathedral as a whole) – but since it’s a relatively small area it’s usually pretty “free-form”

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This “Theme” Was Interpretations of Quilts

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This “Theme” Was Interpretations Of Paintings From Local Artists

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And SOMETIMES They Actully Look Almost Like the Artwork

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Of course I wish you could view them in real-life – but this will have to do … unless you make it to Omaha in late January!

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Feb 012016
 

Well, at least how the Democrats do it.  (Republicans use a secret ballot – you just write down a name.  Please note: You got to spell out T-R-U-M-P … and  NOT Hairball, The Bouffant Buffoon, Hair Furor, Mr. Wiggy Piggy, Pander Hair, Prima Donald or any other variants.  Oh, and BTW – damn right I want Trump to be the GOP nominee!)

Vermont Public Radio put together a cute little YouTube video of Legos characters showing how it works.  (The CC isn’t all that great, but enough to connect the dots.)

 

And there’s a little more detail at the Vermont Public Radio website:

To participate in the Democratic caucus in Iowa, a person must: 

  • Be 18 years old by the day of the general election. This cycle, that means if your 18th birthday is on or before Nov. 8, 2016, you can participate in the Iowa caucus. 
  • Be a registered Democrat. Technically the caucuses are "closed," meaning only party-members may participate, but according to the Iowa Democratic Party, it's possible to register as a Democrat on caucus night itself.
  • Be a resident in the precinct you plan to caucus in. While there is no minimum residency requirement, *Iowa defines residency as spending nights at your in-precinct address.*

 

It has a Link to a PDF explaining the arcane math used to divvy up actual delegates:

http://iowademocrats.org/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/IDP-Caucus-Math-One-Pager.pdf

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