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Mar 272016
 

Say "HELLO!" to  the Puddy Tat who just can't wait to put on her Easter "Bunnet"

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I want to share my uncle K’s favorite Easter “story”.  And since our family is mostly Scandinavian, it involves three dumb Swedes.  (We're not sure there are any other kind.)

Despite the fact that uncle K is a retired Lutheran minister and a huge fan of Garrison Keillor, if you’re deeply religious and easily offended by “edgy” religious humor – read no further!

There were three Swedish friends from Minnesota who were tragically killed in an awful snowmobile accident.  St. Peter welcomed them at the Pearly Gates – but told them that before he could let them into Heaven they had to pass a short quiz.  Being Swedish, this made them very nervous.

St. Peter assured them that it was a very easy quiz: “All you need to do is tell me about the story of Easter.”

Lars, the bravest (but dumbest Swede), stepped forward and said, “That’s too easy.  Easter is in the fall when the leaves are changing to beautiful colors, and you get together with your family and friends to be thankful while you enjoy a huge feast of turkey and stuffing and sweet potatoes and cranberries and pumpkin pie.”

St. Peter, shaking his head in disappointment, told him, “Sorry – but that’s not correct” … and zapped him straight to Hell.

Hilmer, the second Swede, stepped up and answered, “You have to forgive him, St. Peter – Lars is just a dumb Swede.  Easter is in the winter when you celebrate a very important religious holiday by decorating an evergreen tree in your home, drinking eggnog and giving beautifully wrapped presents to your friends and family.”

St. Peter again replied, “Sorry – but that also is not correct” … and zapped him straight to Hell.

Kai, the third Swede stepped up and said, “Please forgive Hilmer, St. Peter – although he was correct that it’s a very important religious holiday.  But it happens in spring.  It is when Jesus was crucified on the cross.  And after He died, he was buried in a large tomb called a sepulcher.  They then rolled a huge stone in front of the tomb’s opening to seal it.

“But on the third day, Jesus miraculously arose …

“He rolled back the huge stone …

“Stepped outside …

“Saw his shadow …

“And knew there’d be six more weeks of winter.”

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Mar 252016
 

[NOTE: Sorry – it's a particularly long one]

This year marks the Washington Post’s Tenth Anniversary of its “Peeps Diorama Contest” – which always occurs the week before Easter.  So let’s take a delightful trip down memory lane, while learning some new Friday Fun Facts.

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When I started doing my background research for “Friday Fun” I decided that learning about Peeps was actually more interesting.  We’ll get to the contest, but the first question that needed answering was which came first – the Marshmallow or the Peeps?

Or how do we get from here …

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Going back to the very beginning, it all started in 1953 when Sam Born bought the Rodda Candy Company in Lancaster, PA. 

Mr. Born was born and raised in Russia, but moved to America in 1910.  He settled in New York City where he made handcrafted chocolate confections and founded his candy company, Just Born.

Born was an inventive soul who was actually awarded by San Francisco the “Key to the City” for his invention of the process to insert sticks into lollipops.

He bought the Rodda Candy Company primarily for their jelly beans – but serendipitously learned that they made a marshmallowy treat once a year they called a Peep.  It was made only at Easter time because it took them TWENTY-SEVEN HOURS, from start-to-finish, to handcraft just ONE Peep using a pastry tube.

Apparently his son, Bob, inherited Sam’s inventive gene because Bob Born created “The Depositor” which formed the Peeps and so was able to cut the TWENTY-SEVEN HOURS down to just SIX MINUTES!

So let’s take a Step-by-Step tour of how those little Peeps are “Born”.

Step One: Mixing and Whipping

It begins when the ingredients – sugar, corn syrup, gelatin, vanilla (or other flavorings), coloring and potassium sorbate (a preservative) – are whipped into a marshmallowy goo.  There’s also a soupçon of carnauba wax – but more on that in a bit.

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Step Two: Coloring the Sugar Coating

In a giant culinary “cement mixer”, food coloring is sprayed by that little arm outside the barrel on to the sugar inside, and thoroughly mixed to a uniform color.

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Step Three: Sugar Loaded on to Conveyor Belt

Sugar is loaded into a spreader (the gray piece in the background) by hand, and the spreader distributes the colored sugar across the conveyor belt.

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Step Four: Peeps Are Made by “The Depositor”

No photos are allowed of the machinery that actually pumps the marshmallow into the various shapes. That's Bob’s Top Secret – but it has not changed much since the 1950’s.  (Although there was a recent redesign in the past year or so that will expand their creative abilities.)

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Step Five: Peeps Coated with Sugar in a Wind Tunnel

Freshly made Peeps, while warm, travel along the sugar-covered conveyor belt (backwards!) into a wind tunnel.  Here air is blown in to whip the sugar around so that it sticks evenly to every … AND

Step Six: Recycling the Sugar

The sugar-coated candy Peeps slide off a solid conveyor belt on to a grated one that lets extra sugar fall through so it can be recycled.

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Step Seven: The “Eyes are Dotted”

This machine dots the Peeps with those tiny creepy peepers, which are actually tiny dots of carnauba wax.  

Carnauba wax is a non-toxic edible wax that’s also found in some shoe polishes, car waxes and many other candies.  And that “Eye Dotter” machine can pump out 3,800 eyes per minute.

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Step Eight: Peeps Get Packaged

The last part of their conveyor-belt ride takes the Peeps through a refrigerated area so they can firm up enough to easily fall off the conveyor belt and into boxes. Peep Chicks come five to a box, while bunnies are four per box.

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FUN FACTS ABOUT PEEPS

  • Just Born produces almost TWO BILLION Peeps every year, an average of over 5.5 million Peeps each day.
  • That’s enough Peeps produced in one year to circle the earth twice.
  • In the late 1950’s PEEPS wings were “clipped” to give them a sleek, modern look.

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  • PEEPS have been the #1 non-chocolate choice of Easter candy for over two decades
  • Yellow and white PEEPS chicks and bunnies came first, followed by pink, lavender, blue, green and orange
  • PEEPS are available year-round, and come in a variety of shapes celebrating different Holidays:
  • Easter = Bunnies, Eggs &Tulips
  • Halloween = Pumpkins & Ghosts
  • Christmas = Trees, Snowman, Reindeers, Snowflakes & Stockings
  • Valentines = Hearts, Teddy Bears & "I LOVE YOU"
  • There have been numerous new variations:
  • Chocolate covered PEEPS came out in 2010
  • Cake-flavored Peeps hit the market in 2014
  • They even come in a Milk form and as Lip Gloss
  • And they now come in multiple flavors, including strawberry, raspberry, blueberry, sweet lemonade, candy cane, and orange crème
  • If you stood 8,000 Peeps bunnies nose-to-tail, they would reach the top of the Willis (Sears) Tower in Chicago.
  • In 1999, a pair of scientists at Emory University decided to see if the Urban Legend that Peeps are truly indestructible.  So they subjected them to a microwave, boiling water, acetone, and diluted sulfuric acid and sodium hydroxide.  The Peeps survived them all!  But when they upped the ante with some Phenol, the only things that didn’t disappear were the carnauba wax eyes – they remained!
  • On New Year’s Eve, Bethlehem, PA (where Just Born moved to) drops a giant PEEP, that changes through all the Peep colors during its descent, at midnight.

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  • And amazingly enough, Peeps are NOT Just Born’s top seller!  That title belongs to “Mike & Ike” (which I’ve never even heard of)!

 

No, I didn’t forget about the inspiration for the Peep background – Washington Post’s Peeps Diorama Contest celebrating its Tenth Anniversary!

About the only rules are all the characters must be some type of Peep; it can’t be larger than 3 feet wide by 2 feet deep by 2 feet tall; and it must be able to be carried by one person. 

The 2016 Grand Prize Winner (which is selected by the WaPo staff) will receive a $500 American Express gift card.  Four runner-up winners will receive a $100 American Express gift card.  

There will be a Contest between the previous winners and this year’s in a Tournament of Peeps Champions.  That person will receive a $200 American Express gift card.

So let’s get to the 2016 Grand Winner – but hold on to your hats, and get your Barf Bags out, because this year’s winner – in a LANDSLIDE, garnering more votes than the other 1,000+ entries combined – is none other than Herr Drumpf:

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T]his satirical take on the Republican candidate’s brain — seen as a command center like the one in the 2015 Pixar film “Inside Out” — was a yuuuge winner, garnering more votes than all the other entries combined.  It depicts a moment during the Aug. 6 Fox News Republican debate, as Trump is looking at moderator and nemesis Megyn Kelly.

Between the characters Fear and Disgust, an Anger Peep is poised to press a large red button, while Joy and Sadness are corralled behind a fence. Portraits of former wives Marla Maples and Ivana Trump adorn the interior, which has been trimmed in marble and gold.

Eldridge sculpted and painted the head, which was topped with blond hair extensions. “Leslie spent 12 hours staring at pictures of Trump,” Baker says. “She gave up her time and her sanity.”

But let’s visit the winner for each year leading up to the Tenth Anniversary:

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2007: Peeps are a Girl’s Best Friend |

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2008: The Tomb of King Peepankhamun

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2009: NightPeeps

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2010: EEP [Up]

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2011: Chilean Mine Rescue

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2012: OccuPeep D.C.

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2013: Peeps Mourn Their Peeps: Twinkie, Rest in Peeps

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2014: I Have a Dream: Martin Luther King Jr. Addresses the Peeple

[NOTE: So far, this is the leading contender for the “Tournament of Peeps Champions”

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2015: Hidden Peeps

[NOTE: To appreciate this one, visit its 360-degree site because the Peeps are actually cleverly hidden]

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RESOURCES:

There were really too many to try and do ALL hyperlinks, so I’ll put the most useful ones here:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/magazine/peeps/

Peeps! In 180-degree glory

http://www.justborn.com/get-to-know-us/our-history

http://mentalfloss.com/article/56283/20-delicious-facts-about-peeps

http://mashable.com/2015/03/31/how-peeps-are-made/#IFSh9ABWDZqE

[NOTE: Above uses LOTS of Flash, so slow to open]

http://wnep.com/2014/04/18/16-facts-about-peeps/

 

Happy Peepster!

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Mar 142016
 

Today we celebrate the mathematical constant, “π” (Pi)

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Or its more formal iteration,

 

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But I think we can convert that to a tastier … uhmmm … “Mode” (whether it’s “à la” or not) …

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So no matter how you “slice it”, I hope you enjoy your “π” … errr … Pi Day!

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Happy B-Day, TC!

 Posted by at 8:29 am  Politics
Mar 132016
 

While I was getting ready for my breakfast …

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I checked my watch …

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And realized this is a very special day for someone – so Happy Birthday!

But don’t bother checking your mail today for cards … it’s SUNDAY!

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But you can sit back, relax and enjoy a nice cup of coffee …

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And know that the Puddy Tats of the world join in wishing you a “Happy B-Day!”

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Mar 122016
 

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Donald Trump supporter Birgitt Peterson, center, of Yorkville, argues with protesters March 11, 2016, outside the UIC Pavilion after the rally for the Republican presidential candidate was canceled.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/politics/chi-ct-trump-protest-photo3-20160311-photo.html

You can't even mock Donald Trump supporters anymore. 

They’ve embraced Godwin in “Full Monty” mode!

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Mar 112016
 

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Just read our morning paper, and for the $100,000 Grand Prize I’m planning on saving TONS of daylight.  But my good friend, Earl E, Byrd, told me not to jump the gun and be sure to wait until Sunday, or like our mutual friend, Ruddy Daye, warned, “You’ll live to regret it.”  But I checked, and my lawyer, Kermit A. Kryme (of the law firm, Dewey, Cheatum & Howe) assured me I’m not violating any rules … yet.  So here’s the article that got me buzzed:

[Editor’s Note: Sorry, but I can’t make it any larger, so you may have to increase your screen size to make it legible.  Thanks.]

Daylight Saving Contest 3-11-16

I’m in it to win it!  And I think I actually have a chance, unlike the paper’s annual St. Patrick’s Day “Irish Pub Singing Contest” – which is ALWAYS won by Kerry O’Kee.

So “Happy Springing Forward!”

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Mar 042016
 

Sorry to inform you, but you’ll have to wait until next February if you hope to view the “lava” flow over Horsetail Falls in Yosemite National Park.  

It’s not that you can’t get tickets as if it were a Sold-Out event – it’s because the spectacular natural Horsetail Falls Firefall show that Mother Nature puts on occurs only once a year in late February.  And the opportunity to view it lasts for only about 10 days … and only for 10 minutes each day right at sunset.  But boy, when the illusion of “lava” flowing down Horsetail Falls’ 1,570 feet (480 meters) face happens – it’s breathtakingly gorgeous!

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And there’s no guarantee that there’ll even be a Firefall next year.  The conditions must converge perfectly, and that hasn’t happened for at least the past 5 years because of the drought plaguing California. 

Obviously the first criterion is enough water to have the Horsetail Falls’ “lava” flow.  And this year they’ve had enough snow in the Sierra Mountains to ensure that the falls could be fed.  Then the temperatures must warm enough to melt the snowpack in order to produce enough water for the “lava”.  And then the sun must be aligned perfectly at just the right angle to produce the red, orange and gold reflections to create the illusion.  And for that to happen there can be no cloud cover, which is pretty rare in February.  And then you have to be in the perfect spot in Yosemite Valley to view Horsetail Fall, which is on the east face of El Capitan, to capture it all.

We should note that while the angle of the sun is also properly aligned in October, there’s no water flowing at that time of year to produce the Firefall.  But this year the Firefall of Horsetail Falls was phenomenal. 

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The natural Horsetail Firefall should not be confused with Yosemite Firefall that began in the summer of 1872 and continued for almost a century.  The owners of the Glacier Point Hotel had hot embers from dying fires raked over the edge of Glacier Point to Yosemite Valley 3,000 feet below. From a distance it appeared as a glowing waterfall.

Undoubtedly the Awahneechee Indians, who called Yosemite Valley home for hundreds of years, had observed the natural Horsetail Firefall – but if so, they never shared that information with white settlers who discovered the Valley in 1851.

Galen Rowell is the person who took the first-known photograph of the natural Horsetail Firefall, and that was only in 1973.  Now hundreds of photographers from around the world flock to Yosemite in late February hoping they’ll be one of the lucky few to actually view it – an experience they describe as so deeply moving that it brings tears to their eyes along with actual applause!

The most convenient and crowded viewing area for the “lava” show is at the El Capitan picnic area, just shy of 2 miles past Yosemite Lodge at the Falls on Northside Drive.  It’s only a small pullout area marked only by a small sign – but in late February, if you keep your eyes peeled for a horde of tripods, you’ll have found it.  ENJOY!

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Feb 262016
 

When thinking of Vincent van Gogh or Monet or Rembrandt, it’s easy for us to conjure up images of these artists sitting at their easels with paintbrush and palette in hand.  But for Stephen Lund, his canvases are the streets of Victoria, British Columbia, his brush is his bike and his “paint” is his Strava GPS app.

And his results are nothing short of spectacular art!

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Lund refers to his masterpieces simply as “GPS Doodles” so as to inspire people that anyone can be creative.  He has his own detailed website called “GPS Doodles” explaining how he goes about creating each one.  

A more lyrical term might be “Strava Art” as Strava is the GPS program Lund straps on that lets riders and runners track their workouts.  Strava the route as data that generates a thin red line on a map that traces every move an athlete makes.  (Apparently he also uses a Garmin GPS device, but I don’t know the difference.)  And you can follow Lund on his Strava Homepage.

So how does Lund do it?  Sometimes he envisions what he wants to create and then puts together a layered Google map and sets out penciling in his route to create his “Doodle” – like Darth Vader below.  But that’s difficult because he has to find a route that runs in a continuous line. He then writes down the turn-by-turn directions for his GPS device to capture the route that he then uploads to the Strava map.

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Here’s a detailed description of “Logistical Process”

Other times he begins with the Google map and then highlights major streets to see if anything jumps out at him – like seeing faces and objects in the clouds.  That’s how he created his Giraffe Doodle.

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Here’s a detailed description of what I’ll call the “Inspirational Process”

To be honest, for complex designs, he will sometimes turn his GPS off at one point and on again at another point to create a straight line via a “Connect-the-Dots” feature because it’s through an area his bike cannot go.  Like with the Hummingbird below.  But he uses this technique at a minimum, and a great many of his drawings are done with uninterrupted pedaling line.

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Here’s a detailed description of the “Connect-the-Dots Process” that he used to create the WordPress Logo

Each Doodle requires about 70 km (44 mi) of pedaling, but the largest one —a mermaid he named “The Siren of the Salish Sea”— required 220 km of pedaling that took more than 11 hours of cycling over two days’ time.

[NOTE: The Salish Sea is a network of coastal waterways of southwestern portion of British Columbia and the northwestern portion of Washington]

He’s been featured on countless news sites as well as having given a TED Talk

Lund began this quest on January 1, 2015, and last year he cycled over 22,300 kilometers (13,857 miles) – a quarter of which were used in creating his 70+ ”GPS Doodles”.  So let’s enjoy some of them …

Raccoon

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T. Rex

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Grasshopper

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David

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Queen Victoria

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"Christ the Redeemer" – Rio de Janeiro

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And a Link to a List of Favorites, (some of which I’ve used above)

 

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