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May 132023
 

We can’t leave the historic week of Trump being UNANIMOUSLY found GUILTY of SEX ABUSE AND DEFAMATION in UNDER three hours without marking the occasion for posterity.

There were a number of options open to me on how best to commemorate this historic marker, but I decided to go primarily with editorial cartoons.

One of the surprising things I came across while doing my research was Fox News actually showing a clip of TFG’s deposition where he incorrectly identifies his victim, E. Jean Carroll – someone he has repeatedly claimed as “Not my type”, as Marla Maples, his second wife.

And then when his mistake is pointed out to him, he immediately responds that the photo was “very blurry”.

For the record, here’s the actual photo marked as an Exhibit that was shown to TFG (blurry, my A$$):

[SIDEBAR: To be honest, I have no idea why his team of lawyers (NOT exactly a stellar lineup) let Trump repeatedly go with his “Not my type” as a defense.  It implies that if Ms. Carroll were his type, then his sexual abuse of her would have been OK.]

In going through dozens and dozens of cartoons the most common theme was Lady Justice exacting her well-deserved retribution.  So I put them together as a GIF and grouped similar ones sequentially.

I’ll let Ms. Carroll introduce the other Lady Justices:

 

[Reportedly the one with Lady Justice grabbing & dragging TFG by his balls was banned by Elon Musk’s Twitter]

Moving on to individual cartoons, I particularly enjoyed the one with Ms. Carroll doing a parody of Trump’s infamous Access Hollywood quote:

There were quite a few that focused on his tiny hands – and I particularly got a kick out of the one mocking his itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny paws:

The handcuff drawing raises a frequent question with folks wondering that since TFG was found GUILTY of sexual abuse, will he have to register as a sex offender.  Unfortunately for us (but fortunately for him) the answer is no.  Since this was a civil lawsuit rather than criminal case, he will not have to register.

But I still enjoyed this cartoon by Clay Bennett dealing with that issue:

A couple of times I’ve read about Team TFG really searching for a silver lining by pointing out that while found guilty of sexual abuse, he was not found guilty of rape:

That’s like the classic joke asking Abraham Lincoln’s wife:

“Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was your night at the theater?”

Trump has long voiced thoughts that he belongs up on Mount Rushmore – even Tweeting out a picture of himself lined up like a fifth face.

 

Later adding:

“Never suggested it [to Gov. Noem (R-SD)] although, based on all of the many things accomplished during the first 3 1/2 years, perhaps more than any other Presidency, sounds like a good idea to me!”

Well, Donny, as the saying goes, “Be careful what you wish for”.

Certainly looks like the appropriate cast of miscreants Trump would be comfortable with.  I think we can all agree with Obi-Wan Kenobi’s assessment:

“You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.”

And like the other criminals in the Mount Rushmore tableau, the main question now is how many more shoes will drop …

Looking forward to hearing more from Georgia and Special Prosecutor Jack Smith!

 

 

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May 052023
 

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No – the Titanic was NOT carrying 12,000 jars of Hellmann’s mayonnaise when she sank.

Did Lost Cargo on the Titanic Lead to the Creation of Cinco de Mayo? | Snopes.com

 

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Yes – Cinco de Mayo is MUCH MORE WIDELY CELEBRATED in the USA than Mexico.

Cinco de Mayo is not widely celebrated in Mexico outside of Puebla. Unlike Mexico’s Independence Day, Sept. 16, it is not even a federal holiday.  In the United States, by contrast, more than 500 cities have annual Cinco de Mayo celebrations, with the largest in Los Angeles drawing as many as 500,000 revelers.

So, is it strange that Cinco de Mayo is more widely celebrated in the United States than in Mexico?

No — because Cinco de Mayo is a celebration created by and for Latino communities in the United States. And the celebration of Cinco de Mayo is more about U.S. Latino history and culture than Mexican history.

Cinco de Mayo is not a Mexican holiday. It’s an American one. – The Washington Post

 

Happy Cinco de Mayo!

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Apr 092023
 

Let me introduce you to today’s central character: Stumpy, the Forlorn Cherry Tree.  It’s located with his much grander and better-known brethren at Washington’s Tidal Basin.  And since this is the time of year for the National Cherry Tree Festival, I thought it’d be fun to take a look at some of the lesser-known players.

(NOTE: The above seasonal photos are by Kevin Ambrose, who has been taking pictures of Stumpy since 2017.)

Stumpy is now a hollow cherry tree found on the southeast bank of the Tidal Basin.  Because of his less than ideal location, throughout the year Stumpy’s roots are subjected to flooding from the brackish tide waters of the Potomac River.  This excess moisture deprives Stumpy of the oxygen it needs to survive along damaging its fine root hairs required to transfer nutrients to the tree.

To add insult to injury, in 1999 the tree was struck by lightning causing a major loss of its trunk.  It now only has a rather narrow strip of bark left to transport the tree’s required nutrients.

And yet the little tree survives.

I recently acquired the Artificial Intelligence (AI) tool, ChatGPT and thought it’d be fun to see what it would produce by asking it some questions about Stumpy.  So, I’m going to share the results with you.

[EDITOR’S NOTE: Anyone can have access to the Artificial Intelligence service of ChatGPT – and it is FREE.  You just have to sign up for it by creating an account at:

ChatGPT | OpenAI

https://chat.openai.com/auth/login

I was blown away by what it almost instantaneously produced!

I’ll note that I did ask ChatGPT to expand on a couple of points, and I’ll just add those in italicized brackets.]

Here’s my initial experience dealing with Artificial Intelligence:

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ME:

Tell me about the forlorn cherry tree in Washington, DC that refuses to die.

AI:

The forlorn cherry tree in Washington, DC that refuses to die is a symbol of hope and resilience. The tree [is a Yoshino cherry tree that] was planted in 1912 as part of a gift [of over 3,000 Yoshino cherry trees from the Mayor of Tokyo, Yukio Ozaki] to the United States. The tree was located on the grounds of the Tidal Basin in Washington, DC, and became famous for its beautiful pink blossoms that attract thousands of visitors each year during the annual National Cherry Blossom Festival.

Over the years, the tree has endured a number of challenges, including damage from weather, disease, and even vandalism. In 1999, the tree was struck by lightning, causing a significant portion of it to split and fall off. Despite these setbacks, the tree has continued to survive and even thrive.

The tree’s tenacity has made it a beloved symbol of hope and resilience, particularly in the wake of difficult times. In recent years, the tree has become a popular attraction for visitors seeking inspiration and solace.

In 2020, the tree faced a new challenge when it was damaged by a storm just before the National Cherry Blossom Festival. However, thanks to the efforts of a team of arborists and other experts, the tree was able to recover and continue to bloom.

In conclusion, Stumpy, the Forlorn cherry tree in Washington, DC, is a unique and beloved part of the city’s cherry blossom festival. Its struggles have made it a powerful symbol and reminder of the resilience of nature and the hope of the human spirit. Thank you for listening, and I hope you enjoyed learning about this fascinating piece of history.

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ME:

What can you tell me about Stumpy – the cherry tree in Washington, DC that has won the hearts of many?

AI

Stumpy, also known as the “Forlorn Cherry Tree,” is a Yoshino cherry tree located near the Tidal Basin in Washington, D.C. that has become somewhat of a local legend and a beloved symbol of resilience.

The tree is believed to be a descendant of the original [3,000 Yoshino] cherry trees that were gifted to the United States [by the Mayor of Tokyo] in 1912, and which have since become a major tourist attraction in the nation’s capital. However, unlike its famous counterparts, Stumpy is small, stunted, and gnarled, with a twisted trunk and only a few branches.

Despite its less-than-ideal appearance, Stumpy has captured the hearts of many Washingtonians, who admire its tenacity and determination to survive despite the odds. The tree has been the subject of numerous news stories, social media posts, and even a children’s book [“Stumpy, the Cherry Tree”], and has become a popular destination for visitors to the National Cherry Blossom Festival held in Washington, DC, want to see a glimpse of its unique beauty.

Despite its numerous challenges from storms, floods, disease and pests, Stumpy continues to stand as a testament to the power of nature. It provides a unique and fascinating part of the city’s National Cherry Blossom Festival. Its gnarled appearance has made it a beloved part of the festival and its struggles have made it a symbol of resilience and hope.

Let’s enjoy some of Stumpy’s better recognized cherry tree brethren from different focal points around the Tidal Basin:

WASHINGTON MONUMENT

 

GENERAL PHOTOS OF STUMPY BY THE PUBLIC

 

MISCELLANEOUS 

(NOTE: the black and white photo is from 1945)

 

JEFFERSON MEMORIAL

 

EDITOR’S NOTE: If you’re so inclined, you can donate to help protect Stumpy – or adopt another one of Washington’s famous cherry trees at the below site:

https://donorbox.org/save-stumpy

 

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Mar 252023
 

Do not go gentle into that good night,

Old age should burn and rave at close of day;

Rage, rage against the dying of the light.

~ Dylan Thomas (1914-1953)

 

As someone who takes Dylan Thomas’ advice to heart, I’m please to let centenarian and “Craftivist” Grace Linn introduce herself to us all:

“I am Grace Linn.  I am a hundred years young.  I’m here to protest our school’s district book-banning policy.  My husband, Robert Nicoll, was killed in action in World War II at a very young age.  He was only 26, defending our democracy, Constitution, and freedoms.”

And with that opening salvo clearly aimed at DeSantis earlier this week, Grace Linn brought the house down at the latest Martin County School Board meeting in Florida!  Most of the 500-plus overflow crowd was there to show their support for Ms. Linn’s personal and heartfelt protest of Ron DeSantis’ fascist book banning obsession.

She continued:

“One of the freedoms that the Nazis crushed was the freedom to read the books they banned.  They stopped the free press and banned and burned books.  The freedom to read, which is protected by the First Amendment, is our essential right and duty of our democracy.  Even so, it is continually under attack by both the public and private groups who think they hold the truth.”

While addressing the crowd comfortably seated on her walker, a friend of hers displayed the quilt she made last year of just some of the books that have been banned.  At DeSantis’ goading, Florida’s public schools’ libraries have now banned close to 200 “offensive” tomes from their shelves.

Each square of Linn’s quilt shows a stack of books that have been banned and targeted – many of which have been penned by authors honored with numerous literary awards, including several by Nobel Prize winner Toni Morrison.

Linn said that burning books and banning books is done for the same reason: fear of knowledge.

She made clear she was there to oppose Florida’s schools that are being goaded by DeSantis to ban books that irritate right-wingers and evangelical fundamentalists – a danger she compares to the evil her first husband fought and died for fighting against Nazism in WWII.

“Banning books and burning books are the same. Both are done for the same reason. Fear of knowledge. Fear is not freedom. Fear is not liberty. Fear is control. My husband died as a father of freedom. I am a mother of liberty. Banned books need to be proudly displayed and protected from school boards like this. Thank you very much.”

On her departure, Ms. Linn was greeted as the hero she truly is …

During a later interview Ms. Linn explained the purpose of her quilt:

“To remind all of us that these few of so many more books that are banned and targeted need to be proudly displayed and protected—and read, if you choose to.”

Having lost her first husband in WWII’s battle against Nazis and Fascists, along with two brothers (one who was wounded while battling Hitler’s forces and the other suffering PTSD from personally participating in the liberation of Auschwitz), Ms. Linn (who still drives and lives by herself) promised to continue the good fight.

“I always feel that it’s my duty.  When history is forgotten or not used and not allowed to be used, history will repeat itself and we had enough of that during the Nazism that occurred in Germany.”

 

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