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Jun 142019
 

Whale, Twitler spouting off in another Tweet has yet again provided me (via the Internet) with some low-hanging fruit for Friday Fun.

I’m sure it’s not a breach of security …

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To share with you Twitler’s latest Tweet faux pas.  It was so embarrassing that he has since deleted it, so we’ll have to go with a screenshot:

And of course this started an Internet meme frenzy.  But to set the stage, I think we need to understand that what you and I see is NOT what Twitler sees.

So when he welcomed the Prince of Whales to Winfield House in Regent’s Park (home of the US Ambassador to the UK) for dinner, while we saw this …

Trump saw this …

And when he toasted Charles, while we saw this …

Twitler saw this …

 But apparently they had an enjoyable evening (no doubt helped by some soothing music from the orca-stra), because later Trump told a reporter:

“When I met with the Prince of Whales I told him my main porpoise as president was to build The Wall.  And I told him it will be beautiful – just wait ’til you sea it.”

 It’s no surprise that the Internet quickly geared up to weigh in with some artwork:

And there were witty Tweets, too.

 

And to help him remember all those Queens, Princes, Prime Ministers, Presidents and other prestigious Poohbahs that he meets with every day, he has some help:

 And someone decided with all the Princes out there, they should be ranked:

While many of us are so embarrassed and saddened by Trump’s boundless stupidity that it makes us blubber with shame, it’s reported that Queen Elizabeth II and Charles actually enjoyed a good chortle from his endless intellectual shortcomings.

(I know my puns are probably krilling you, but just in case you’re curious how you get two whales in a car … you start in London and drive west.)

But to keep the record straight, the official whale spokesperson wanted the last word to let everyone know …

 

You’re whale-come.

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Jun 072019
 

Pretty sure we can all agree there were plenty of Twitler lowlights while on his European tour, so to make covering them easier, I decided to take a gander at them chronologically.

Before he even landed at Stansted Airfield (a former military base that’s further out and not as busy as Heathrow or Gatwick – so less of a disruption), the Brits started trolling him.   

A cheeky teenager named Ollie Nancarrow mowed what can only be called a dickish greeting of a POTUS Penis (but decidedly NOT Twitler’s) in a field in his landing flightpath at Stansted.

 In another field also on the landing flightpath he mowed a polar bear and “Climate Change Is Real”.

And who can forget the throngs of adoring crowds that Trump claimed welcomed him?

Well, he is right that those huge crowds that formed were specifically for him – but they were all PROTESTORS!

So how about a Baker’s Dozen photos of them to get the flavor:

And to help Donny with his delusions, here’s what his ACTUAL arrival looked like crowd-wise when he was in “The Beast” (nickname of the president’s armored Cadillac) rolling on his way to Buckingham Palace:

 And the trolling of Trump wasn’t just by protestors – there were laser lightshows, too.  One was a great USS John S McCain hat (minus any tarp) projected onto Madame Tussauds

 

And one comparing UK presidential approval ratings projected on the Tower of London:

 

We should note that the slights by the Royal Family to Trump started even before his arrival.  Unlike Presidents George W. Bush and Obama, the Trumps were not invited to lodge at Buckingham Palace during their stay.  Nor were they granted a ride with the Queen in her open carriage, nor was he invited to speak to Parliament.

But the Queen did put out the good china for a white-tie State dinner with the Trumps – all EIGHT of them!  Which begs the question: Who’s picking up the tab for the “kids” and their spouses to tag along?

And here are the “kids”, all decked out for the State dinner:

Of the six people in that photo, only two have even a remote reason for attending – Jarvanka.  The other four – none at all!

And besides, staying in their usual grifter-mode, it looks like Ivanka is taking advantage of the free publicity to promote her new “Little House on the Prairie” clothing line.  And Eric’s wife Lara looks like she’s wearing something my Mom would buy as an oil-tablecloth for the kitchen table back when I was in grade school.  And how was Tiffany able to get a hold of one of Miss Kitty’s dresses from Gunsmoke days?

But none of that compares to the tuxedo (obviously tailored by someone who aligns with the RESIST movement) that Twitler wore to the dinner.

 

KIDDING!  It wasn’t quite that bad.

But seriously, here’s how a real president pulls off a State dinner with royalty compared to how Trump mangled it:

 

(Besides looking like Pres. Obama just stepped out from a GQ photoshoot, notice how the Queen is beaming at him!)

And just in case Trump didn’t care for the menu selections, he stopped by Burger King first for some takeout.

 

The big question is, “Who Wore It Better” – Trump or Mr. Creosote from Monty Python fame?

 

But I think we should go a little easy on Donnie.  From my obstetrics rotation I can still remember that the third trimester can be very difficult.

 

To close on a true highlight, we should give a tip-of-the-hat to a famous feline who lives in the Prime Minister’s neighborhood – Larry the Downing Street Cat.  Although his official title is Larry, Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office.

When Trump was visiting Prime Minister May, Larry settled in under The Beast and refused to move when Trump was ready to leave!  Obviously he takes his vermin hunting very seriously.  But the question is, was Larry hiding there because he saw a giant rat enter No. 10 Downing – or does he just like a high-end litterbox?

Either way, that is one pussy that is NOT going to be grabbed!

 

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Jun 012019
 

[I apologize for the late posting.  And I’ll add a “Note to Self”: Never EVER again take on a project that has NO ending.]

On April 15th the world collectively gasped as we viewed the devastating Notre Dame Cathedral inferno that lasted for 15 hours and destroyed its iconic spire and most of its wooden roof.  Two days later France’s Prime Minister Édouard Philippe announced a competition to design a new roof and spire for the iconic structure.

“This is obviously a huge challenge, a historic responsibility.  The international competition will allow us to ask the question of whether we should even re-create the spire as it was conceived by Viollet-le-Duc.  Or if, as is often the case in the evolution of heritage, we should endow Notre Dame with a new spire.”

There has been no dearth of entries – and they’re still coming in, which has made this project bigger than I had anticipated.  Nevertheless, I thought it’d be fun to view some of the designs submitted so far.  In my opinion, they range from the ethereal to the ridiculous.

But where to begin?  I decided I’d start with what I consider the outliers – ones that are … hmmm … unique.  But ones that I strongly doubt will ever (thankfully) come to fruition.

[A]

JETSON THEME

A Cyprus-based firm called Kiss the Architect created a what I would call a Jetson-Themed rendering of a futuristic spire with metal arches, circles and spheres wrapped around a central staircase.

[B]

GOLDEN FLAME

While not the most outlandish proposal (we’ll get there), but apparently the most controversial one is from French designer Mathieu Lehanneur, who wants to recreate the spire as it was the day it burned.  Lehanneur has a reputation for transforming solid materials into a seemingly “liquid” state – so he envisions the Cathedral Spire as a massive golden flame.

[C]

QUASIMODO’S PENTHOUSE

A studio called Who Cares Design feels that Victor Hugo’s protagonist in “The Hunchback of Notre Dame” deserves an upgrade from his belfry attic – so they proposed building a rooftop villa for Quasimodo. The penthouse, which would stretch across the cathedral’s crossing, is designed to replace Quasimodo’s previous home in Notre-Dame’s attic.

This is not your ordinary urban loft, as Who Cares describes it:

“A modern and light-flooded penthouse with two gigantic patios including a helipad and a spa with an indoor / outdoor pool. The new loft has a living area of 8.000 sq. ft. with two patios of 540 sq. ft. each.  One rooftop garden is located on the east and the other on the west of the building.”

In the outlier competition we now move from the sublime to the ridiculous.

[D]

POOL – AND WE’RE NOT TALKING A RIVER CITY TROUBLED BY A BALKLINE GAME OF BILLIARDS

The Swedish firm of Ulf Mejergren Architects proposes a swimming pool on the rooftop, rather than rebuilding the spire.  “Instead we are proposing a meditative public space; a complementary spatial experience to the building with unmatched views over Paris.”

[E]

PARKING LOT

The firm of Yung Yonge envisioned the roof of Notre-Dame being turned into a single-level car park as a dig at North America’s car culture. He tweeted the image with the caption: “If North Americans are put in charge of the Notre-Dame reconstruction”.

But the Irish architect Rob Cross (apparently inspired by Joni Mitchell’s Big Yellow Taxi lyrics “They paved paradise And put up a parking lot”) ran with the idea, turning it into a multi-level parking garage.

[F]

ROCKET LAUNCHING PAD

After seeing even more outliers like turning into a Louis Vuitton center, Circus Tent and McDonalds, Chilean-born designer Sebastian Errazuriz cried “ENOUGH!” – and suggested turning Notre-Dame Cathedral into a space-rocket launchpad in an “act of creative one-upmanship” designed to stop architects producing more proposals.

“This is not a serious a proposal for the reconstruction of Notre-Dame.  This is an act of creative one-upmanship designed to ridicule every remaining, rapacious architectural firm still circling the carcass of Notre-Dame with an ‘idea’ for a new roof proposal.”

SERIOUS PROPOSALS

But there were also serious proposals, so let’s take a look at a few.  And you’ll notice that glass is a popular design element in many of them.

[1]

CRYSTAL

The Italian firm of Massimiliano and Doriana Fuksas  proposed a contemporary design for the roof and spire made from Baccarat crystal, which would be lit up at night.

[2]

GLASS & STONE with TRADITIONAL SPIRE

Russian architect Alexander Nerovnya also proposes a fully glass roof, but with a traditional spire structure.

[3]

APIARY

Since 2013 Notre Dame has housed three beehives on a roof over the sacristy 100 feet below the main roof, just beneath the celebrated stained-glass Rose window.  Each one of the hives has about 60,000 bees – and all 180,000 honeybees made it through the fire unscathed!

The Paris-based firm of Studio NAB wants to celebrate that miracle, so they envision a glass greenhouse roof that would actually house an apiary in the spire for the honeybees.  And according to Lonely Planet, their design also includes planters made from burnt oak salvaged from the attic.

[4]

SPIRE OF LIGHT

The Slovakian studio of Vizum Atelier has focused on reimagining the iconic spire of Eugène Viollet-le-Duc as a beam of light.  To accomplish this, they propose a tower with a powerful beam to shine a light up into the heavens.  Their theory is that in the Gothic era, builders tried to reach the sky, like the Eugène Viollet-le-Duc spire.  “Now, it’s possible to make it happen.”

[NOTE: WRT Instagram photo series – when you come to the frame w/ only ONE arrow (either forward or backward), if you click it – it will open in a separate Instagram window.]

 

[5]

ENVIRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY

The Amsterdam-based design firm studio drift is taking an ecological approach by designing a roof of plastic made from material salvaged from our seas.  The collected plastic would be melted down and reformed in tiles to clad the roof.  The tiles would be colored blue to relate to the sky above.  Drift estimates that using recycled plastic instead of wood the renovation would save thousands of trees.

I’ll close (YEAH!) with the three that are the most fully fleshed out.  It’s not that I favor them, but it’s clear that these firms were very serious in proffering their proposals.

[6]

STAINED GLASS

São Paulo-based architect Alexandre Fantozzi firm Aj6 extends Notre Dame’s magnificent stain-glass windows to the roof and spire itself.  “In Gothic, there is the connection of the earth to the sky, and inside the Cathedral, the natural illumination multiplies in colors through the filter of the cover in stained glass,” he wrote on Instagram.

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"La Couronne Divine" @yuriytitarev "Our proposal for the restoration of the Notre Dame Cathedral is to use one element that it has the best, the stained glass.
Make all the cover in stained glass, including the tower, with transparency to the inner side, through the opening of the vaults, leaving only the structures flying buttresses.
In Gothic there is the connection of the earth to the sky, and inside the Cathedral, the natural illumination multiplies in colors through the filter of the cover in stained glass.
At night the inner illumination turns into a grandiose retro backlit coverage.
A single element used, stained glass. No new architectural features, no intervention elements (redesign), no ego, no artistic aspirations.
Only a religious purpose!
Whatever the choice of this restoration, may God enlighten the "Notre Dame", preferably in a stained glass cover
Amen." Alexandre Fantozzi is not intervention, "redesign", is restoration!
It is not competition of better 3d render, it is only idea of restoration project #lacouronnedivine @notredamedeparis @notredameproposal @alexandre_fantozzi
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[7]

OLD & NEW

Miysis Studio has proposed combining a reconstruction of a replica of the iconic spire from the 19th century by Eugène Viollet-le-Duc with a modern glazed roof to “find the right balance between history and future” for the cathedral.

But the original 13th-century roof would be replaced with a modern structure constructed from a timber and steel frame as a glass-covered roof space, which would replace the timber structure with what would be known as the Forest – a garden for visitors.

[8]

MOST DETAILED – PALINGENESIS

I can’t help but feel that Vincent Callebaut Architectures has proffered the most detailed proposals for the renovation of Notre Dame.  Whether they’re the best will be decided by folks much more educated in the full consequences of this undertaking than I would ever hope to be.

And I truly admire their proposal.  (And it’s probably my favorite at this point.)  But in all honesty (just like when I built my home working w/ my architect), I don’t get why architects insist on talking in this foreign argot/patois that us humans have NO chance of understanding.

Take a gander at how they detail their proposal:

Vincent Callebaut Architecture titled their project “Palingenesis,” which derives from Greek, meaning “rebirth.” The design combines gothic architecture and a biomimetic forest.

The company’s website explains that they “advocate for an exemplary project in ecological engineering that feels true to its time and avoids a pastiche architecture that turns the city into an open-air museum.

“Circular economy, renewable energies, inclusive social innovation, urban agriculture, protection of biodiversity, without forgetting beauty and spiritual elevation: our reconstruction project feeds on such values to deliver a deep, conscious meaning.”

What the HELL does that mean?  Translation Please!

At any rate, here are their proposals:

I’m going to try to include a poll in post.  NO idea if this will work, but let’s give it a try:

It looks like if you click on the link below in the Polls, you can vote.  HOW & WHERE that is recorded I have NO IDEA!

POLL OUTLIERS (MAYBE):

https://vote.pollcode.com/65299785

POLL (MAYBE): SERIOUS PROPOSALS

https://vote.pollcode.com/38685582

 

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May 312019
 

I usually only have to mow the grass once a week, but with all the rain we’ve had I needed to increase the frequency.  So I was out cutting the grass in the afternoon when all of a sudden the mower just stopped.  And I could not get it started.

Let it sit over night thinking maybe I flooded it w/ all my pulls – but still “No Go”.

GRRR

So now I’ll have to take it into the shop to get it fixed (hopefully), then find a rental place that has walk behind mowers and get the grass cut.

Should be able to do a Saturday Smile tomorrow  – unless Miss Fortune has a few more tricks in store.

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May 252019
 

ANSWERS

You guys did very well.  Some were easy-peasy & some were tricky.

[1]

“Smocking Gun” x2 should be Smoking Gun

[2]

“Democrat” – should be Democratic

“Councel” – should be counsel

[3]

“roll” – should be role

[4]

Several in the Letter – corrected

[5]

“loose” – should be lose

[6]

“best selling” – should be best-selling

“pour” – should be pore

[7]

“Boarder” – should be Border

[8]

“seperation” – should be separation

[9]

“Somolia” – should be Somalia

[10]

“tarrifs” – should be tariffs

[11]

“Melanie” – should (probably – BUT with his history of philandering, you never know) be Melania

[12]

“to” – should be too

 

 

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May 242019
 

It’s true – Twitler did brag that …

“I went to an Ivy League school. I’m very highly educated.

I know words — I have the best words.”

http://time.com/4426705/donald-trump-treason-dictionary/

And because of that, I get another week to work on “The Project”.

Having spent summers as a kid, plus a year-and-a-half after residency (while one of my uncles bravely battled cancer) on the family farm, one learns to “Make hay while the sun shines.”

So when Twitler chalked up one more of his achomlishments by handing us another spelling gift, I decided to run with it.

Probably no typo/neologism of his has left more of a culture impact than last May 31, middle-of-the-night Tweet that began and ended “Despite the constant negative press covfefe.”

But yesterday after his choreographed temper tantrum with Speaker Pelosi and Sen. Schumer then storming out to his pre-planned “spontaneous” press conference carrying his handwritten notes, we were treated to a twofer: ACHOMLISHMENTS & INTENTIALLY (he tends to capitalize ad lib).

So Twitter wasn’t going to let this pass by without weighing in – so let’s enjoy a few of them!

It all started when Dan Eggen spotted a WaPo photo of Twitler’s notes, and noticed the spelling errors.

His spelling was so egregious even Spellcheck wasn’t able to help:

So in lieu of a regular Presidential Debate, someone suggested a Spelling Bee:

And my favorite:

But there have been so many – I mean who can forget his feeding mammoth numbers of “Hamberders” to the Clemson Tigers?  And Trump has also referred to the plane as “Air Force Once,” hoped for “lasting peach” in the Middle East, bragged that his presidency was “enormously consensual,” called the Marine Corps “the Marine Core,” hoped that those suffering in Texas after Hurricane Harvey would be “heeling”, and called an act by China “unpresidented.”

But there really are too many to count: “WH council” “tapp my phones” “no challenge is to great” “attaker” “San Bernadino” “Demakr” “I hear by demand a second investigation” … and MORE.  All these quotes are from our “extremely stable genius”.

Makes you proud to be an American, doesn’t it?

But to hone your skills at spotting his numerous spelling and grammar gaffes, how about a little practice?  (We know how nervous Twitler would react if I said “Test” – so I’m going with “practice”.)

Some are easy-peasy and some are pretty tough.  There can be more than one in each post.  Some will be actual Tweets and some have to be photos because one of his aides corrected it, so it’s no longer available.

I’ll post the answers tomorrow to give you plenty of time.

 

 

Absolutely no one was spared …

Not even his own Official Inaugural Poster got a proofreading:

 

Talk about being “Dumb as a rock …”

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May 172019
 

I started a topic that I think is very interesting – but the more I researched, the bigger it got.  I’m hoping I can put it together for next week.  So I’m moving to Plan “B”: Odds & Ends.

File This Under “Karma Is a …”

Do you happen to remember Pamela Taylor?  She’s the Trumpkin who called Michelle Obama an “ape in heels”.

Pamela was director of the Clay County (WV) Development Corporation who posted this comment on her Facebook page about then then-first lady Michelle Obama right after the 2016 election.

“It will be refreshing to have a classy, beautiful, dignified First Lady in the White House. I’m tired of seeing a (sic) Ape in heels.”

To which fellow Trumpkin, Clay County Mayor Beverly Whaling responded, “Just made my day Pam.”

After the predictable social media firestorm, both women later apologized.  Plus Pamela was fired and Whaling resigned.

It gets better!  Turns out that after a 1,000-year disastrous flood in Clay County that killed 23 people, Pamela thought it’d be a good idea to help herself to some FEMA funds.  So she fraudulently applied for, and received, over $18,000 from FEMA claiming her house was so damaged that she had to live elsewhere.

BUT she got caught living in her undamaged house that was not near the flooding.  She had little choice, so she pleaded guilty to defrauding FEMA!  She’s already agreed to reimburse the $18,149.04 she stole from FEMA AND will be sentenced this coming May 30th for her embezzlement – so mark your calendars.

She faces up 30 years in prison and a fine up to $500,000!

Remember when Rethuglicans tried claim they were the party of Lincoln?  With stories like this combined with the endless lying and malfeasance of Twitler is it any wonder that this sculpture – titled “Liberty Crumbling” – by Damon Langlois (who happens to hail from Victoria, BC) won First Place in the 2019 Texas Sandfest?

 

But we need something more upbeat.  How about a huge Hat Tip to a quick-thinking school bus driver with incredibly fast reflexes.  One shudders to think what might have happened.  Matt is one lucky boy!

And another close call, while you’re having a “whale” of a time, that makes for a spectacular video:

And since you’re always supposed to leave your audience laughing, how about a few jokes that might come in handy:

Q: Unhappy with how “The Sopranos” ended OR worried how “Game of Thrones” is going to end?  So, what TV series do you think ended well?

A: The Watergate Hearings

 Julian Assange is a journalist like Jeffrey Dahmer was a vegetarian.

 Calling Donald Trump a “businessman” is like calling Dr. Pepper a “cardiologist”.

 

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May 102019
 

I’m sure we’ve all been amazed by the phenomenal success of James Holzhauer on Jeopardy.  His 22-game winning streak has now netted him more than $1.6 MILLION!  We’ll see how he does when the show resumes on May 20th.  He’s certainly earned his Jeopardy Hall of Fame status!

But he hasn’t gotten ALL right answers (or actually “Questions”) ALL the time.  So I thought it be fun to give you the chance to test your knowledge with the stumpers that James missed.

NO CHEATING NOW!

QUESTIONS

[But as we all know, they’re actually formatted as “Answers”]

(The first line is the Category name that Jeopardy used)

[1] We Will Rock You:

In 2018 this band “didn’t have a dime but I always had a vision, always had high, high hopes.”

 

[2] American History:

A 1975 N.Y. Daily News headline after this man opposed a federal bailout: “To City: Drop Dead.”

 

[3] Phrase Origins:

19th-century exhibitions saw fire brigades competing either using water, or in one of these, now a term for a practice effort.

 

[4] American History:

On June 1, 1660, Mary Dyer, one of this religious sect’s “Boston martyrs,” was hanged on Boston Common.

 

[5] The First Winner:

In 1903 Maurice Garin was its first winner in 94 hours, 33 minutes, 14 seconds.

 

[6] Holidays and Observances:

Constitution Day is September 17; this related set is celebrated every December 15.

 

[7] Route ’66:

Modern auto safety took a big step in 1966 as LBJ signed bills mandating seat belts and rupture-resistant these.

 

[8] Monet-Punny:

A common sight was walking around Monet, who worked outdoors, as in a cliff walk in this Channel-side French region.

 

[9] Don’t Tread on Meme:

A 2016 interview with this Batman actor found him looking sad; the internet then made him the meme we deserve.

 

[10] Ballet:

The creators of 1943’s “Fancy Free” called each other Lenny & Jerry — Leonard Bernstein and this choreographer.

 

[11] Let’s Go to the Wildlife Refuge:

More than 5,000 of these big deer spend winters at the Wyoming national refuge named for them.

 

[12] Journalists:

Often called the first “war” one of these, Crimean war reporter William Howard Russell preferred “special” one.

 

[13] American Poetry:

Frank O’Hara’s most famous poem is “The Day Lady Died,” in which he reads about this jazz singer’s death in 1959.

 

[14] The Civil War:

On July 21, 1861, the Union attacked the Confederates near a stone bridge crossing this creek in the first battle of it.

 

[15] Music Festivals:

At the Montreux Jazz Festival, you might see smoke on the water of this Swiss lake’s shoreline.

 

[16] Science Central:

In 1916, the great chemist Gilbert Lewis called the central part of an atom this, a word we use for the seed of an apricot pit.

 

[17] Movies in the DirectTV Guide:

“Two hit men, a boxer, a crime boss, and others meet their fates over the course of two days.”

 

[18] Greek Cuisine:

Made in the Vytina region, the first type of this sweetener does not crystallize.

 

[19] Crazy Weather We’re Having!:

In 2013 there were 114-degree temps in La Rioja, the wine belt of this South American country.

 

[20] Breaks and Livers:

The portal vein brings venous blood to the liver, while this artery brings oxygenated arterial blood.

 

[21] The Franklin Institute:

Beethoven & Mozart wrote for this instrument that Ben Franklin created, which he said gave him the greatest personal satisfaction of all his inventions

 

[22] Press Your Luck:

Permanent press is a process where fabric gets chemically treated to make it resistant to these.

 

[23 Final Jeopardy:

This inductee into the Video Hall of Fame sold 17 million copies of a video cassette she released in 1982.

 

To break up the Q&A sections, how about a few photos of cute cats proving that they can sleep anywhere and in any position?

 

ANSWERS

[But as we all know, they’re actually formatted as “Questions”]

 

[1] We Will Rock You:

Holzhauer’s guess: Fall Out Boy

Answer: Panic! At the Disco

 

[2] American History:

Holzhauer’s guess: Ed Koch

Answer: Gerald Ford

 

[3] Phrase Origins:

Holzhauer’s guess: A skirmish

Answer: Dry run

 

[4] American History:

Holzhauer’s guess: The Puritans

Answer: The Quakers

 

[5] The First Winner:

Holzhauer’s guess: Paris to Dakur

Answer: Tour de France

 

[6] Holidays and Observances:

Holzhauer’s guess: The Articles of Confederation

Answer: Bill of Rights

 

[7] Route ’66:

Holzhauer’s guess: Airbags

Answer: Fuel tanks

 

[8] Monet-Punny:

Holzhauer’s guess: Brittany

Answer: Normandy

 

[9] Don’t Tread on Meme:

Holzhauer’s guess: Christian Bale

Answer: Ben Affleck

 

[10] Ballet:

Holzhauer’s guess: Herman

Answer: Jerome Robbins

 

[11] Let’s Go to the Wildlife Refuge:

Holzhauer’s guess: Moose

Answer: Elk

 

[12] Journalists:

Holzhauer’s guess: Photographer

Answer: Correspondent

 

[13] American Poetry:

Holzhauer’s guess: Ella Fitzgerald

Answer: Billie Holiday

 

[14] The Civil War:

Holzhauer’s guess: The Manassas

Answer: First Battle of Bull Run

 

[15] Music Festivals:

Holzhauer’s guess: Lucerne

Answer: Lake Geneva

 

[16] Science Central:

Holzhauer’s guess: The stone

Answer: Kernel

 

[17] Movies in the DirectTV Guide:

Holzhauer’s guess: “Snatch.”

Answer: “Pulp Fiction”

 

[18] Greek Cuisine:

Holzhauer’s guess: Sugar

Answer: Honey

 

[19] Crazy Weather We’re Having!:

Holzhauer’s guess: Chile

Answer: Argentina

 

[20] Breaks and Livers:

Holzhauer’s guess: Pulmonary

Answer: Hepatic

 

[21] The Franklin Institute:

Holzhauer’s guess: Glass flute

Answer: Glass harmonica

 

[22] Press your luck:

Holzhauer’s guess: Stains

Answer: Wrinkles

 

[23 Final Jeopardy:

Holzhauer’s guess: Madonna

Answer: Jane Fonda

 

I was actually surprised by a few of the ones he actually missed.

So, how did you do? 

SOURCE:

https://www.businessinsider.com/questions-answers-james-holzhauer-got-wrong-on-jeopardy-2019-5#ballet-the-creators-of-1943s-fancy-free-called-each-other-lenny-and-jerry-leonard-bernstein-and-this-choreographer-10

 

 

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