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Dec 202019
 

It’s the time of year that lots of folks spend family-time together creating Gingerbread Houses. Even if yours is not one of them, no doubt you will still be “WOWED!” by the entries at the 27th Annual National Gingerbread House Competition™. It was held on November 18th at the Omni Grove Park Inn in Asheville, NC; and after the Awards Ceremony, the entries remain on display at the resort until January 4, 2020.

Over 220 people entered the competition this year, and employed everything from power tools, mechanical parts, melted sugar plus a huge dollop of imagination to craft their creations. The only rule is that at least 75 percent of the entry must consist of gingerbread, and it must ALL be edible. The judges actually check this! (I’m not sure I’d want to nibble on a project that’s taken months to create. But maybe that’s just me.)

The entries are judged by a panel of experts from the culinary, visual arts and media professions based on appearance, originality, difficulty, precision and consistency of their chosen theme. And there is $25,000 in cash prizes awarded to winners in different categories.

Here’s a very quick overview of a few of the entries:

So let’s take a more detailed look at the winners!

Grand Prize – and a check for $5,000 – went to Gail Oliver of Johnson City, TN for her creation, “The Water Hole”. While some projects took up to 600 hours of work, Oliver said she didn’t keep track – but it took several months!

Second place was awarded to Beatriz Muller from Innisfil, Ontario, Canada for her mind-boggling modern home design.

Third place went to a husband and wife team of Larry and Julia Vorpahl from Ellijay, Georgia for their Gypsy wagon in snow.

First place in the Teen Category was a collaborative effort by German language students at Courtland High in Spotsylvania, Virginia. And it’s the sixth consecutive win for the school! (Maybe they need to spend more time in the Language Lab and less in the kitchen. Just kidding!)

A sister duo, Sarah and Jenna Rhinehart from Columbia, Tennessee, took second place with their Vegetable Truck design.

But to show how tough the competition was, let’s take a look at some of the creations that did NOT win:

If this has whetted your appetite, here’s a much longer (8-minute) video of the competition:

(I should note that while there is no charge to view the Gingerbread Creations, the Resort charges $25 for self-parking and $30 for valet. But half of the parking proceeds will benefit local charities.)

Personally, I would award an Honorable Mention to Travis Casagrande’s “Gingerbread House” – which comes complete with a Christmas tree, snow-covered roof and even a wreath for the door.

But he would never qualify for this competition because there’s not a crumb of gingerbread in it. In fact, a crumb of gingerbread falling on it would be like an avalanche!

That’s because Casagrande, a research associate at McMaster University in Ontario, created the World’s Record TINIEST “Gingerbread House”.  It’s less than one-tenth the width of a human hair and is 20,000 times smaller than the average store-bought gingerbread house. Plus it’s half the size of last year’s previous record-holder for TINIEST Gingerbread House which was made in France.

Casagrande, at the Canadian Centre for Electron Microscopy, used an ion beam microscope aiming charged gallium ions which acted like a sandblaster to forge his masterpiece out of silicon. It even has a door, windows and the logo for the university.

His creation sits on top of a winking snowman (which I think actually looks a little spooky) and then he placed a strand of hair next to it that looks like a felled birch tree.

The only YouTube video I could find for it is in Italian – but it’s still fun to watch.  Unfortunately it doesn’t load – maybe because it’s foreign.  But it’s only 43-seconds long, so here’s its Link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMlkTUpieRs

 

And if you want to learn more about the technical aspect behind this incredible teeny, tiny home – check this site out:

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-7809861/Worlds-tiniest-gingerbread-house-smaller-human-hair-created.html

 

 

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Dec 142019
 

Reduced-size photos as reminders, so you don’t have to click back-and-forth.

[A]

1. Jingle Bells
2. Walking in a Winter Wonderland
3. Santa Claus Is Coming to Town
4. Joy to the World
5. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
6. O’ Come All Ye Faithful
7. I’m Dreaming of a White Christmas
8. Oh, Christmas Tree
9. What Child Is This?
10. We Three Kings
11. Deck the Halls
12. I Saw Three Ships Come Sailing In
13. O’ Holy Night
14. Noel
15. Away in A Manger
16. The Twelve Days of Christmas
17. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
18. All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
19. Chestnuts Roasting on An Open Fire
20. It Came Upon A Midnight Clear
21. Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow!
22. Silent Night
23. O’ Little Town of Bethlehem
24. Silver Bells

[B]

01. White Christmas

02. We Three Kings

03. Santa Baby

04. Away in a Manger

05. Noel (No-L)

06. Silver Bells

07. Little Drummer Boy

08. The Twelve Days of Christmas

09. Blue Christmas

10. The Night Before Christmas

11. Jingle Bell Rock

12. All I Want for Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth

 

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Dec 132019
 

[UPDATE NOTE: I put an enlarged one for “A” in hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there   it might help. Although enlarging tends to make it even fuzzier.  Try to imagine it as just a plain pencil drawing w/ no color. They were tough to figure out, especially back then.

UPDATE #2: I went back and found the original BW one – and it is MUCH CLEARER!  Hopefully this helps.  And why they colored the middle item in #18 green I’ll never know.]

We can thank JD for inspiring today’s theme.  A “REBUS” as defined by Merriam Webster:

: a representation of words or syllables by pictures of objects or by symbols whose names resemble the intended words or syllables in sound

also : a riddle made up of such pictures or symbols

You might have noticed I posted one the other day in a reply to JD.  As an example I used the Rebus she had posted in another blog …

Which would be solved as “Straighten Up and Fly Right”

As a nod to the Holiday Season, a couple of decades ago I remember enjoying a Christmas Song themed Rebus game at a party.  In fact I found that very same puzzle online – although now it’s in color, but a bit fuzzy.  (I suppose time does that to all of us.)  And a newer, but briefer version.

So I’m going to post two Christmas Song Rebuses for you to solve.  Some of them are a bit of a stretch of your imagination, and there will be overlap – but that’s OK.  You can either post your answer in Comments or keep an answer list.  But I won’t be posting the Official Answers until Saturday, in order to give everyone time to take a guess.  (Sorry – but there are NO prizes.)

[A]

[Original B/W]:

[B]

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Dec 082019
 

Apparently inspired by a doctor at his unscheduled emergency “routine” medical visit to Walter Reed Hospital telling him he had a “gorgeous chest” – America was treated to this howler Photoshop the day before Thanksgiving:

And there’s no doubt that Trump, just like Homer Simpson, sees this when he looks in the mirror

Of course, we in the reality-based world know different  …

And that this is what he’d actually look like in the ring …

Naturally the Twitterverse was not about to let this pass without having fun mocking his delusion – and it was clearly a KO on their part.  So let’s enjoy a few of the better ones:

But apparently someone felt that poor Stallone had not suffered enough humiliation:

So maybe it was Sylvester getting even who posted this one of Donnie:

BARF BAG ALERT

I know, I know – sorry.

So to make amends, how about a cute boxing cat one?

 

 

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Nov 222019
 

It’s hard to know where to begin, because the past two weeks have been very bad for Trump – making them very good for America. So I hope you won’t mind that this post is a bit disjointed and not a smooth linear, chronological flow of events.

First, let’s address the medical concerns regarding tRump’s emergency unscheduled “routine” visit to Walter Reed Hospital – with the White House doctor riding right next to him. But the White House staff and tRump himself assure us that he’s in perfect health. (Riiiggghhhttt)

In fact, “Team Trump” (part of his 2020 campaign) released an X-ray to prove it:

Well, of course the Twitterverse wasn’t going to let that go unchallenged. There were many, but to save space I selected just two:

And my favorite:

Speaking of Speaker Pelosi, I think you’d agree there are folks who can throw shade very well – but there are few who can so expertly throw shade that it causes an eclipse. And Speaker Pelosi did just that this past week when she stopped in mid-sentence during a press conference – turned to the cameras and patiently explained to tRump what the word “EXCULPATORY” means:

What can one say about Speaker Pelosi …

Staying with the theme of educating people, I have a question for Rep. Jim “Let’s-Wrestle” Jordan. You stated: “… Ukraine, one of three most corrupt countries on the planet.”

That then begs the question: If Ukraine is as corrupt as you claim (and since Paul Manafort’s ties to Ukraine landed him in jail, that would seem accurate), why would tRump trust Ukraine to investigate two American citizens for … corruption?

But the two weeks of bad news didn’t stop tRump, despite being pummeled by witness after witness after witness, from trying to claim victory:

If this were a prizefight, they’d stop it!

Well, of course – WE AGREE!

I can just hear the late-great Howard Cosell announcing the ringside action:

Trump is viciously landing punch after punch after punch …

Unfortunately, they’re all landing on his own face!

Another of my favorite moments (among many) was when Rep. “Bulldog” Ratcliffe (R-TX) made a humongous gaffe calling tRump a liar in closing with Ambassador Taylor, forcing him to “Yield back” while putting a knowing grin on the Ambassador’s face when Ratcliffe (reading from his own prepared script) mistakenly – but truthfully – said:

REP. RATCLIFFE: If they impeach President Trump for blackmail, or extortion, or making threats or demands they have to call President Trump a liar to do it.  [BIG PAUSE] … I yield back.

 

The most heartwarming moment was when Ambassador Yovanovitch receives a much-deserved round of applause upon her departure:

And lighter moments, like “We Are All Congressman Krishnamoorthi” hashtag from his reaction after Rep. Elise “Screamer” Stefanik leaves him alone:

And of course Nunes great “Poker Tell” with a facial reaction that says it all right after the session when Ambassador Sondland admits there was, in fact, a “Quid Pro Quo”.

In closing, I think this pretty much sums up the past two weeks for tRump and republicans:

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Nov 152019
 

[Editor’s Note: At least it’s still Friday.  The Impeachment Hearings are just to riveting for me to resist, but take a chunk of time.  I think Speaker Pelosi timed this extremely well, and Chairman Schiff is doing a stellar job.]

Apparently the Rethuglicans were worried that Devin Nunes, ranking member of the House Intelligence Committee holding this week’s critical Impeachment Hearings, was not up to the task of making the GOP look like babbling idiots – so they moved Gym Jordan over as reinforcement. Both Devin and Gym did a stellar job in making republicans look like fools.

My worst fears were confirmed when I turned on the TV for the opening statements, and this greeted my eyes:

Sure enough, Nunes continued to build his ongoing lawsuit against an imaginary cow all day long

At first I thought they must have had some beginner doing the Closed Caption when Nunes spoke because it was so rambling.  But later, after reading viewers’ comments, I realized the captioning was perfect. It captured his udderly (that’s my only bovine pun for the day) bizarre babbling.

 

One Tweet identified an anatomic concern for Nunes’ ability to breathe – but maybe it interfered with his speech, too.

 

To be fair, comparing Chairman Schiff’s legal skills against Nunes isn’t really a fair fight.

 

But if Nunes was a lightweight as the designated “GOP Dolt”, Gym Jordan was the clear heavyweight champ. I’ve been wrestling with how to approach Jordan’s performance, so don’t pin me down to covering all of the lowlights – but it was clear he was willing to go to the mat for Trump with his disingenuous dissembling.

(Now I don’t expect anyone to shower me with any accolades, so I’ll let each of you grapple with whether I hit your favorite Jordan lowlights. If not, please share them in the Comments. [Please Note: I didn’t say anything about limiting wrestling puns.])

The first thing that Jordan displayed was his highly excitable temperament – especially when compared to the calm, fair and even-handed approach of Schiff. Apparently it was obvious to everyone.

 

 

 

But I was a bit concerned when Chairman Schiff, yet again, had to ask Jordan …

 

I envisioned that, given Jordan’s highly excitable nature and athletic background, he might snap and then we’d see this next …

And it was clear that it wasn’t all that appealing to Ambassador Taylor or Mr. Kent. But being true diplomats, they handled it extremely well. But if there were Thought Balloons above their heads, you know it’d be something like this:

 

And there were numerous Tweets addressing Jordan’s hypocrisy concerning his never reporting any of the molestations of his wrestlers he was mad aware of while an assistant coach at Ohio State.

 

 

In fact I personally was hoping someone would park Jordan’s “Mobile Clinic” van in front of the Capitol during the hearings

Maybe next week …

 

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Nov 102019
 

[EDITOR’S NOTE: My apologies for being late in getting this posted. I wasted an entire afternoon watching my Chiefs bungle their way to defeat by the Titans. There’s four-plus wasted hours I’ll never get back.  (Of course, I wouldn’t get them back even if I hadn’t watched the Chiefs.)  One bright spot is QB Mahomes looked good.]

Just a little over a month ago, the world’s cleanest waste-to-energy power plant opened in Copenhagen, Denmark. The plant, known as Copenhill (official name is Amager Bakke) can convert 440,000 tons of waste into clean energy annually – that’s enough to provide heating for 150,000 homes annually and low-carbon electricity for 550,000 people.

But what’s unique about the power plant is that it was designed to double as a public structure that will provide a 490-meter (1,600-foot) long hiking and running trails through lush gardens to the top of the 90-meter (295-foot) tall building. Additionally it boasts the world’s tallest man-made climbing wall at 85-meters. And it’s topped off by a year-round 400-meter (1,300-foot) long ski slope from the top to the bottom. The run will provide difficulties ranging from expert through intermediate to beginner level sections.

But you don’t have to be a fitness buff to enjoy the rooftop bar, restaurant or the 600-square-meter (6,450 square-feet) conference and education center.

The design for the building won an international design contest in 2011, but groundbreaking didn’t occur until two years later. The façade it made of large aluminum blocks stacked like alternating bricks. The openings between the bricks are glazed to allow light to cascade into the interior, minimizing the need for artificial lighting. And the aluminum bricks also serve as planters, so that eventually it will be a green wall.

 

The machinery used to convert the 440,000 tons of waste is arranged by height creating the sloped roof and 9,000 meter-squared (96,875 square-feet) ski terrain.  Access to the top with its spectacular vistas of the city and waterfront is provided by a glass elevator that looks to the interior.

 

Besides being the tallest and biggest structure in Copenhagen, the 41,000 square-meter (441,300 square-feet) plant was designed to help the city meet its goal of becoming the world’s first carbon-neutral city by 2025. Undoubtedly its award-winning design of converting waste to energy, harvesting rainwater and serving as one of the city’s main social centers by providing hiking trails, climbing walls and a year-round ski slope will help in that goal.

I believe the winning architectural firm of BIG succeeded in adding multiple-functionality to an industrial facility that one would not inherently think of as attractive.  But let’s see that ski slope in spectacular action courtesy of Olympic skier, Jesper Tjäder:

 

 

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I Just Plum Forgot …

 Posted by at 4:55 pm  Politics
Nov 082019
 

Honestly – I just forgot about “Friday Fun” until Friday morning.

I got a topic, but didn’t have the time to put it together.  So it’ll probably be a “Sunday Smile” – which deserves a smile because Patrick Mahomes will finally again be the starting QB for my KC Chiefs!  It was the LEDE story on this evening’s news shows on ABC, CBS & NBC!  Definitely big news here in Chiefs Kingdom!

But there was also some great news for Democrats this past Tuesday – and this Tweet made me smile:

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