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Jan 012021
 

SEE ADDENDUM at the END

I was actually going to take a day off.  But this afternoon I came across some Tweets from pro-Trump attorney L. Lin Wood that are so amazing I feel forced to share them.

We all know that Wood and his sidekick, Sidney Powell, are conspiracy theory creators extraordinaire, but Wood has taken it to a whole new level.  I’ll let you decide if you think Wood is certifiably insane after reviewing his latest “revelations”.

Some background first: As you might know, Wood gained fame back in 1996 by successfully defending Richard Jewell who was wrongly suspected of setting off the bomb at the Atlanta Olympics.

Today his roster of extremely polarizing clients includes Marjorie Taylor Greene, the QAnon hoax supporter who was recently elected to Congress; Mark and Patricia McCloskey, the St. Louis couple who pointed their weapons at demonstrators outside their mansion; and Kyle Rittenhouse, the teenager charged with fatally shooting two protesters in Kenosha, WI.

So it comes as no surprise that he’s an avid supporter of Trump.  But what I learned today that has me shaking my head in disbelief – not only that he’s saying it, but some Trumpkins are buying it.

  • Chief Justice John Roberts, at the minimum, knew Justice Antonin Scalia was going to die beforehand, and might have been involved in his death
  • Chief Just Roberts is a pedophile who trades minor children to join pedophile clubs
  • Jeffrey Epstein is still alive

Yep, we’ve sunk that far!  It almost makes Trump’s hare-brained schemes to subvert our election sound sane … ALMOST!

A couple of more questions for Chief Justice John Roberts:

(1) You are recorded discussing Justice Scalia’s successor before date of his sudden death. How did you know Scalia was going to die?

(2) Are you a member of any club or cabal requiring minor children as initiation fee?

And when the replies to that Tweet indicated some didn’t believe him, Wood came back with this retort yesterday:

I am fully aware of the onslaught of attacks being made against me based on my revelations about Chief Justice John Roberts. Before attacking me, maybe fair-minded people would first ask Roberts to tell the truth.

Or ask Jeffrey Epstein. He is alive.

And you thought Looney Louie Gohmert was crazy when he filed his lawsuit claiming that VP Pence has sole discretion to decide who will be the next president.  What a piker compared to L Lin Wood!  And that’s saying a lot when Gohmert comes in second place in a “Who’s Stupidest” contest.

FILE THIS UNDER: “You Can’t Make This $hit Up”

It appears it will be impossible to try to keep up with the CRAY-CRAY of Lin Wood.  Because now he’s calling for Pence to be arrested for treason, jailed, tried, convicted and face the firing squad!

If Pence is arrested, @SecPompeo will save the election. Pence will be in jail awaiting trial for treason. He will face execution by firing squad. He is a coward & will sing like a bird & confess ALL.

And if you had any concerns about his sanity, he responded that he’s just fine, thank you very much.

The tweets about my insanity are at an all time [sic] high this morning. Wonder why?

No worries. I am fine. The attacks do not concern me.

And this is the lawyer Trump believes will save him?!?

Lord have mercy.

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Dec 252020
 

I hope Santa was good to you this morning.  He had a little difficulty in his travels last night …

And that was complicated by a mix-up with an order in the “Lord of the Rings” toy workshop section …

But that hasn’t kept our penguins from getting into the caroling spirit

“Hark!” the Herald Penguins sing:

“Please don’t eat our little wings!

“Eat a goose down to the bone,

“But leave Penguins all alone.

 

“Baby ducks are very sweet,

“Tastier than Penguin meat.

“If it’s carried in your store

“Please don’t shop there anymore!”

And I would encourage everyone to visit JD’s standard stellar Video Thread 12/24/2020 – and please, don’t miss the spectacular “A Christmas Light Show at A Home in Leggiuno, Italy”!  I was blown away by how tastefully done it was.  And the peacocks fanning their tales … just amazing!

So in this abbreviated yuletide Friday Fun, I wish you all a

VERY MERRY CHRISTMAS!

 

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Dec 182020
 

Only 15 Presidents have failed to get re-elected

Only 5 Presidents have failed to win the popular vote

Only 4 Presidents have been impeached or resigned

Only 1 President has done ALL THREE!!

So Donald Trump is the FIRST and ONLY  U.S. president elected while losing the popular vote (TWICE), impeached, and then fail to be reelected as an incumbent.

FAILED REELECTION

Fifteen American presidents sought reelection as the incumbent, but failed:

John Adams, John Quincy Adams, Martin van Buren, Millard Fillmore, Franklin Pierce, Andrew Johnson, Chester A. Arthur, Grover Cleveland, Benjamin Harrison, William Howard Taft, Herbert Hoover, Gerald Ford, Jimmy Carter, George H.W. Bush and DONALD J. TRUMP.

LOST POPULAR VOTE

Five presidents were elected while losing the popular vote:

John Quincy Adams, Rutherford B. Hayes, Benjamin Harrison, George W. Bush and DONALD J. TRUMP TWICE!

IMPEACHED OR RESIGNED

Three sitting presidents have been impeached by the U.S. House of Representatives.  And one resigned just prior to being impeached.

Andrew Johnson, Bill Clinton, Richard M. Nixon and DONALD J. TRUMP.

 

President

Failed to be reelected as incumbent? Elected while losing popular vote?

Impeached by House of Representatives?

John Adams

John Quincy Adams

Martin van Buren

Millard Fillmore

Franklin Pierce

Andrew Johnson

Rutherford B. Hayes

Chester A. Arthur

Grover Cleveland

Benjamin Harrison

William Howard Taft

Herbert Hoover

Gerald Ford

Jimmy Carter

George H.W. Bush

Bill Clinton

George W. Bush

Donald J. Trump

In an effort to redeem himself, Donnie tries to read a Christmas story to kids – but even fails at that!

 

(Apologies to JD if she’s posted this before.  I don’t remember it, and I couldn’t find it on a cursory search.)

And if you’re looking for the perfect Christmas ornament to represent what a god-awful $hitty year 2020 has been, here it is:

Wishing everyone HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

 

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Dec 122020
 

I’ve had a few questions buzzing in my head, and I’d genuinely appreciate your thoughts and feedback.

[1] Do You Think Trump Will Resign So Pence Can Pardon Him?  And Why Did You Say Yes Or No?

I can see strong arguments for both.  On one hand he knows he’s going to face major legal jeopardy at the state level, so he might take the sure way of resigning and then have Pence pardon him.  He certainly realizes that a self-pardon is fraught with legal problems, and he might want to be certain he’s fully pardoned at the Federal level.

On the other hand, I’m not sure his megalomaniac ego would permit him to resign.

[2] Do You Think Trump Will Actually Run Again In 2024?

He hates going out as a LOSER – so he might try.

On the other hand, he might lose … AGAIN!  Plus he might just as soon take the four years grifting funds from gullible Trumpkins, and then use it to shore up his failing business interests.

[3] Do You Think Trump Will Show Up At The Inauguration?  And If He Did, Would That Be A Good Or Bad Thing?

I honestly don’t think his ego could endure being at any event that he’s not the center of attention.

I personally hope he goes to Mar-a-Lago for Christmas – and stay there … forever.  (Well, he can go to New York for his trials.)

I’d really hate to see him leave the White House in Marine One on Inauguration day, and then announce his 2024 run on Air Force One on his flight to Florida during the actual Inauguration.

I’d truly appreciate your input on all three – or pick the one that hits you most.

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Dec 052020
 

This past Wednesday Trump posted a 46-minute rambling, incoherent, diatribe video on Facebook filled with his baseless lies and whining about the 2020 election making him a LOSER!  If you didn’t think Donnie could kick his attack on our democracy up a notch, this video will prove you wrong.

TRUMP BASELESS RANT

[NOTE: I would NOT advise viewing this – posted only for completeness sake.  Although the comments of the Trumpkin Kool-Aid slurpers are amazing – and frightening!]

The media has FINALLY come around to recognizing that Donnie is not well mentally, as reflected in their headlines covering the video:

An Andrew Solender apparently watched at least a good deal of it (bless him) and realized it was BEGGING true American Patriots to respond to his “Powerful New Meme Format” using a chart Donnie held up:

Assisting to facilitate that suggestion, Kevin Hubbard created a blank template of the chart Donnie was holding and invited folks to have at it …

And America responded!  They blasted Donnie from all sides, so I decided I’d share some with you.  While I didn’t find one that was really funny, they all were based on the truth (something foreign to Donnie and his Trumpkins) – and they made me feel better viewing them.

Some “Themes of Memes” seemed to develop – so that’s how I’ll share them.

I was surprised there weren’t more dealing with Rudy Colludy – but there were a few …

And there were only a couple dealing with Biden winning the election …

Folks enjoyed pointing out that Trump is a LOSER …

And an A$$HOLE …

Trump’s incestuous lust for Ivanka didn’t go unnoticed …

Nor the fact that the Con Man will continue his endless grifting …

Some didn’t seem to fit in any category …

But far and away the most popular theme was scatological …

Feel free to scroll through Solender’s tweet to view all of them (WARNING: some are clearly NSFW)

 

BONUS

Fun with Math:  If you add the age you will be this year AFTER your birthday to the year you were born, you’ll get 2020.

 

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Dec 042020
 

Had a couple of F/U (medical Follow/Up – NOT the other f/u) appointments – 1 of which I forgot.  Plus a haircut appointment that was long overdue (and might not be available in a couple of weeks).

So those are my “The Dog Ate My Homework” excuses for being late & postponing to Saturday.

I’ve come across a few “Once Every 1,000 Years Claim” for a fun math phenomenon – but it actually happens EVERY year:

Use the age you will be AFTER your birthday this year,  ADD the year you were born.  It will equal 2020.

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Nov 282020
 

Well, that was a Thanksgiving we’ll be taking about in years to come – for many reasons.  But my favorite part was the genius Resister in the White House who moved Donnie to the children’s table for his Turkey Day presser.

My guess is it’s the same person who moved Giuliani’s presser to the rear of a rundown landscaping center next to a porn store.  S/he might have taken inspiration from the cold open SNL skit where Steve Bannon as the Grim Reaper makes Donnie move to his tiny desk to play with a toy …

Or maybe it was Buddy from the movie Elf.

Either way, it did NOT go well for Donnie, who had a meltdown and raged at Reuters reporter Jeff Mason who pressed him to answer whether he would concede.

“Don’t talk to me that way,” Trump snapped. “You’re just a lightweight. Don’t talk to me that way.  I’m the president of the United States. Don’t ever talk to the president that way.”

Trump’s embarrassing toddler behavior led the Twitterverse to tag him as #DiaperDon which trended at the top spot.

Always needing to get the last word in, Trump then lashed out at his new sobriquet:

So the Twitterverse responded by adding the tag #TinyTable mocking his Hasbro’s “Big Boy’s First Desk” – like an adult forced to sit at the kids’ table for Thanksgiving.  And it made it to the #5 spot.

So let’s enjoy a few …

And if you’re unfortunate enough to have a Trumpkin relative for whom you just HAVE to get a Christmas gift, here’s a suggestion:

My personal advice to Donnie is …

 

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