Mar 272020
 

We truly are at War … against two Zombies.

One is an ugly, almost invisible microscopic Zombie that is currently wreaking havoc not only in the United States, but around the world – and about which we’ve heard a great deal:

The other is also an ugly, but way too visible fat Zombie that is also wreaking havoc not only in the United States, but around the world – and from whom we’ve heard WAY TOO MUCH:

I’m bringing this up because there’s an excellent overview article in WaPo about how viruses function that’s aimed at laymen.  And it’s FREE to be read and shared as part of WaPo’s effort (like The New York Times and The Atlantic magazine, and I’m sure other publications) to help educate the public about Coronavirus disease or COVID-19 (which is caused by Severe Acute Respiratory Syndrome Coronavirus 2, or SARS-CoV-2).

https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2020/03/23/coronavirus-isnt-alive-thats-why-its-so-hard-kill/

Viruses are a true conundrum for scientists, many of whom actually refer to them as “Zombies” – because they really do NOT fit the criteria of a living thing.

Specifically, viruses are problematic for biologists because they don’t have cells, and therefore do not belong to the three main groups of life that all other organisms do: Bacteria, Archaea (a different form of microbe) and Eukaryota (plants, animals, fungi, etc. – organisms whose cells have a nucleus enclosed in a membrane).

This diagram might be too technical, but it’s an overview of how a virus hijack’s a cellular host’s machinery:

Viruses are basically just rogue genetic material (either DNA or RNA) housed in a protein shell called a capsid. They are unable to reproduce on their own, and so they use their protein shell to invade the host cells in order to insert their DNA or RNA into the host’s cells, and commandeer the host’s “machinery” to produce more of their own DNA or RNA viruses.

As noted in the WaPo article:

There is a certain evil genius to how this coronavirus pathogen works: It finds easy purchase in humans without them knowing. Before its first host even develops symptoms, it is already spreading its replicas everywhere, moving onto its next victim. It is powerfully deadly in some but mild enough in others to escape containment. And for now, we have no way of stopping it.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2020/03/23/coronavirus-isnt-alive-thats-why-its-so-hard-kill/

So paraphrasing from a Comment, we can see a striking similarity between the Coronavirus Zombie as detailed above, and the Trump Zombie detailed below:

There is a certain evil genius to how this Trumpublican pathogen works: It finds easy purchase in humans who know nothing. Before its first host even develops symptoms, it is already spreading its lies and hatred everywhere through Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, etc. – before moving onto its next victim. It is powerfully deadly in some “hosts” causing them to run over protesters with their cars, but mild enough in others to make them merely vote for the GOP. And, for now, we have no way of stopping it.

But come November 3rd we’ll be able to decapitate (it’s the only way to kill one) that Trump Zombie  with our votes – and DESTROY IT!

(Have I hinted enough that I would truly encourage you to read the WaPo article to gain an overview to how a virus functions?)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/health/2020/03/23/coronavirus-isnt-alive-thats-why-its-so-hard-kill/

BUT I also want to share some absolutely wonderful ads that are being produced from a variety of sources to attack *Rump – with many using his own words as a petard on which to hoist him.

I hope you’ll feel free to share them with like-minded friends, and those fence-sitters who are amenable to common sense.

This one is from Mike Bloomberg:

 

Documenting how *Rump Failed to Act

 

This is the Priorities USA one (again, using his OWN WORDS) that *Rump’s lawyers have sent a “Cease & Desist” letter to try stop it from airing.

NOT. GOING. TO. HAPPEN!

In fact George Conway (Kellyanne’s husband) is leading the charge in getting into as wide circulation as possible:

 

We know that all presidents at some point will face a true crisis – *Rump FAILED!

A timeline calendar of Trump trying to minimize the Pandemic

This is Biden’s most recent excellent ad put out just a couple of days ago:

Enough of this Doom & Gloom. Let’s close with a smile!

Since people are hunkered down, it’s amazing how inventive they’ve been in entertaining themselves. One theme I’ve seen repeated several times involves folks doing their own DJing. (Is that even a word?)

PSA Heads Up: If you have a cat, be careful what you employ in your bag of tricks:

 

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  12 Responses to “Friday Fun: War Against the Zombies!”

  1. Dang!  I got so caught up in the WaPo article, hours ago, then other stuff came up, that I just got back here.
    The ads are great, and his legal team has been trying to stop them by saying that they are not accurate.  How lawyers can blaspheme so blatantly, and presumably, with a straight face, is somewhat beyond me.  
    Your Seattle NPR ROCKS: https://thehill.com/blogs/news/blog-briefing-room/489439-seattle-radio-station-wont-air-trump-briefings-because-of-false-or

  2. Great article, Nameless. I had seen the Priorities USA add before, think it’s fantastic and can’t be repeated often enough. In 30 seconds it tells the whole story in the most straightforward way: his voice making these insane statements and the graph of the number of coronavirus cases rising in the background completely negating every word he says. No wonder Trump has sicked his lawyers on them to stop it from airing. Too late, it has had 13.3 million views already. 18

    The cat giph was such a wonderful way to end all that doom with a smile. It sure worked for me.

  3. SO glad that cat was smart enough to run!

    Personally, I think the best part is how you take the technal description of how viruses work and apply it to Orange Judas.

    Merriam-Webster brought up in its morning nrewletter that viruses are not technically alive.  I had not known that before.  You of course have a lot more information, they are just wordsmiths (but good ones.

    While I’m mentioning dictionaries, the OED had a great Word of the Day to describe Orange Judas (not surr that was their intention, but it surely works:)

    wallydraigle, n.
    [‘A lazy, unkempt, or slovenly person; a good-for-nothing, a slob, a slattern.’]

  4. Excellent post, and watched all the videos. TRUTH will dump…trump 
    I honestly don’t know what good (if any) he is doing every day, as he lies and makes stuff up. 

    Thank you, Nameless for your great post. 

  5. Thanks for helping spread truths that can help us keep ourselves safe Nameless. One I found illuminating is that it is lipids that hold the virus together, which is why soap, which splits off the lipids, is so effective in protecting us from it.

  6. Fantastic post, Nameless.
    Amazing video, and the WaPo article makes it so much easier to understand this vicious virus, 
    I am sick of seeing and listening to the flipping idiot tRump. All that he speaks is lies.
    Shows no concern for the people’s health, just cares about how his stocks are doing.
    I too love the last video with the Cat. 
    Thanks Nameless

     

  7. Here is another word that has come up, specifically in regard to the buffoon:
    Pinche culler: Main meaning- A phrase adopted from Mexican Spanish meaning an ignorant asshole who’s too self-absorbed to even realize what a self-absorbed ignorant asshole they’re being.

  8. Amen Nameless!  That’s why I call it Trump* virus! 03

  9. Great humor and videos for today. Howe can people continue to back tRump when he has proven to be hopelessly corrupt and incompetent? How far are their heads up their asses? I recently read an essay by Michael Reagan in which he praises tRump’s “leadership” in this crisis, and I couldn’t tell if he was being sincere or snarky. I laughed out loud at just about every line.

    The DJ video is pretty amusing, even if the cat did get the living daylights scared out of it. Cats can be skittish critters.

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