Poor Donnie – he just can NOT compete with the Obamas. Barack and Michelle’s production company, Higher Ground, won its first Academy Award for Best Documentary this past week with “American Factory”.
And we can be sure that *Rump will not even be nominated for Best Makeup Artist anytime soon … or probably forever! And here’s the proof:
@realDonaldTrump returns to the White House from Charlotte, North Carolina. Photo by William Moon at the South Lawn of the White House on February 7, 2020 pic.twitter.com/n1a1Z93LrJ
— White House Photos (@photowhitehouse) February 7, 2020
Of course, the Innertubes were not going to let this low-hanging fruit go by without picking it clean.
Some Trumpkins think that the late Bob Ross of PBS paint-instructor fame got a little heavy-handed with the orange on a portrait of Donnie …
But before we get too deep into it, let’s establish that this is NOT Photoshopped – as pics taken at the same time by other photographers prove:
That makeup line is the real deal. Guy is plastering on the bronzer. pic.twitter.com/VxA9qM8hJb
— Agnes (@AgnesOfTheDogs) February 8, 2020
(Although the original Tweeter, White House Photos, does explain s/he used Apple’s smartphone photo app to adjust the color.)
And besides, this is not the first time an obvious fake tan line has been documented. Here’s photo of *Rump at his 2019 Christmas party:
So let’s enjoy some of the fruits of the Intertubes’ labor.
In an apparent attempt to try to improve the situation, the original poster simply converted the photo to black-and-white – but I doubt that it was an improvement:
In fact, it reminded me of the movie “Cast Away” when Tom Hanks created his “friend” from that Wilson volleyball that washed ashore – and appropriately named it “Wilson”.
One kind soul tried to explain that *Rump wasn’t finished with his foundation makeup yet:
Other, more reality-based souls, were not so charitable in their assessments:
Then again, maybe *Rump just stood too close to a fence hole
We’ve all seen that color-coded card cartoon letting the police know if a person should be charged with a crime or let go because they’re white. But it’s now been updated to accommodate Donnie:
And of course you knew someone was going to compare him to the Oompa Loompas:
A lot of people are saying that Donnie just fell for that old “Banana-in-the-Tailpipe” gag …
But my favorite was the exploding cigar one with Bugs Bunny:
Susan Collins will be glad to hear that there is one lesson I learned from all this: He’s actually looks much better WITH the spray tan! Someone did Photoshop the picture by simply removed the orange coloring, and then you end up getting this:
And if you also take away that architectural hairdo, you get this:
So which do you think is better? Spray tan, or NO spray tan?
[EDITOR’S NOTE: I’m going to take off the next two Fridays. The week after next I have out-of-town guests coming in and staying for extended visit, and I need to do some serious cleaning so the house doesn’t look like the after-effects of a debauched fraternity party. Unfortunately my OCD does not extend to cleaning.]
11 Responses to “Friday Fun: And the Oscar for Best Makeup Artist Goes To …? Envelope, Please!”
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Tickled pink! that the Obamas won an Oscar! I wish them nothing but the best.
re: dt…well, all the pics are pretty darn spot on…
like the hole to put your face in the fence to get spray painted, the police color chart w/him compared to being impeached,
and my favorite(s) of him going all natural. NO orange coloring, no fake hair, and no spray tan. A kind of Uncle Fester look (from the Addams family). Last pic on the R.
There should be a warning though, and protection(s) in place for young children to cover their eyes, and to hide if need be, in viewing these pics. He’s one scary dude.
Absolutely hilarious!!! Thanks so much Nameless for your post and the pictures.
I heard about the Obamas’ Oscar with delight.
When I first saw this infamous photo of Traitor Tot, I didn’t even realize that people were mocking the makeup, I was so shocked by the puffiness. Do you agree that it’s much more than any previous photo? Do you think it’s edema? I can’t imagine you thinking he looks healthy … or even his “normal” unhealthy. I’m not a doctor, but it makes me think of an allergic reaction or a drug overdose. (But maybe I’m just thinking wishfully.)
On so many levels, this is NOT a well person!
I just hope the major problems he has are revealed well before November 3rd (Flush the Turd).
Great fun and I heard the black& white version caused Trump so much grief he had to tweet ut was photoshopped. Pathetic little man.
The last unmasking ‘decolouring’ showed what we already suspected. Not only is Trump braindead, but he is dead altogether; he’s a zombie. That is why he’s walking so stiffly, it’s the rigour mortis setting in.
Any way you slice it, Judas is uglier than sin, inside and outside!
And on the wonderful news that the Obama’s received an Oscar, how long will it take before Judas comments that he also was nominated for an Oscar for his cameo in one of the Home Alone movies? He’ll blame his not winning status on Canada who cut him out of the movie. Never mind the actual facts!
Wonderful news that the Obama’s won a Oscar. Well deserved. Sure do miss them.
You really brought out showing all of tRump’s ugliest facial styles.
I like Lynn can’t stand looking at him. Looking at him nauseates me.
Thanks Joanne
One many special honors (a marvelous cartoon and a Korean film also)…
The health questions do matter…last doctor’s visit was hidden instead of bragged about…
Thanks Nameless–enjoy your company. When one lives alone and entertains infrequently, it becomes common for many household tasks and cleaning to remain undone until company is expected I’ m told.
Dang Nameless! As muck trouble, as I’m having keeping food down,
I didn’t stand a chance against that! 🤮
Oh, heck, there was one even worse posted at Democratin Underground – do not click if you are already feeling queasy (or have anything in your stomach at all.)
Virtually everything about the man is fake. I do have to suppose that he is a form of human, because he did reproduce. Now, he can’t get either an Oscar,or a Darwin Prize; sadly for the latter.
Joanne, that is truly GROSS.
Isn’t it!