What a disgrace in Helsinki! Someone failed to inform Twitler that “Summit” is NOT spelled “S-u-b-m-i-t”.
Finally coming to the realization of what an abject failure his traitorous performance was, Trump demands a “Do-Over” and tries to salvage at least a little bit by declaring an “Oopsie” and changing what he actually said ( and truly meant):
“I have President Putin. He just said it’s not Russia. I will say this. I don’t see any reason why it would be.”
With his bend-over-backwards-tie-me-in-linguistics-knots attempt to clarify with a “sort of double negative” – basically admitting that his own words were “fake news”:
“In a key sentence in my remarks I said the word ‘would’ instead of ‘wouldn’t.’ The sentence should have been: ‘I don’t see any reason why it wouldn’t be Russia.’ Sort of a double negative. So, you can put that in, and I think that probably clarifies things pretty good by itself.”
Clarifies? Ahhh, no – not really. But Twitter elected to have fun with his would – wouldn’t flip-flop.
Clearly the most straightforward (and sadly, truest) is that Trump got mixed up about what he was supposed to say because his text was badly translated from the original Russian.
And that opened the floodgates with Kim Jong Un wanting to take advantage of that precedent
The most important thing for Twitler? He added in with his Sharpie “There was no colusion (sic)”. Of course that “stable genius” (as he refers to himself) couldn’t spell it correctly.
But most folks on Twitter had fun with seeing what kind of impact the “would-wouldn’t” switcheroo have on movies:
Apollo 13 actually went quite well:
“Houston, there’s no problem. Nothing has been better. It’s Fake News!”#TrumpMovieQuotes
— Chris Halley (@christ_halley) July 17, 2018
And Dorothy actually felt right at home:
"Toto, I've got a feeling we are still in Kansas. This is completely normal for Kansas. Do not doubt me. No further questions!"#TrumpMovieQuotes pic.twitter.com/t1NXFaY91C
— Andrew R (@ExcelPope) July 17, 2018
We won't need a bigger boat. This is a beautiful boat, believe me, it's gonna last for ever. pic.twitter.com/FP6HgTdK3r
— The Queen of Wednesdays (@wedzx2003) July 17, 2018
And of course the “Star Wars” series would be forever changed:
Luke….I'm not your father #TrumpMovieQuotes pic.twitter.com/CKKCi3VTxM
— Martin (@irishwookiee72) July 17, 2018
Why, they even revived the much-loathed and mocked “Clippy” to try to help Twitler out with his editing – but I don’t think even Clippy can save Twitler.
Worst of all – that was just Act I. Putin is now coming to America to see what HIS new country looks like.
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Well done Nameless!
I wonder if Putin will allow Trump in the Oval Office.
Cross Posted to Care2 HERE
It’s not like it’s never happened ….
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wicked_Bible
The Wicked Bible, sometimes called Adulterous Bible or Sinners’ Bible, is the Bible published in 1631 by Robert Barker and Martin Lucas…. The name is derived from a mistake made by the compositors: in the Ten Commandments (Exodus 20:14), the word “not” in the sentence “Thou shalt not commit adultery” was omitted, thus changing the sentence into “Thou shalt commit adultery”.
From the context of both, I think Barker and Lucas goofed the FIRST time. Orange Judas goofed the SECOND time.
May I submit …
“Hello! I am not Inigo Montoya! You did not kill my father! Do not prepare to die!”
How about Rick’s bar in “CasablanCa” was really named Nick’s and she never went there, anyway?
How about the soccer ball Putin gave dumpy, is really like one of those ubiquitous, buoyant, white globes from “The Prisoner,” because Dumpy is Putin’s prisoner, thinking he’s his own man?
Good stuff, Nameless.
Do-over? Sorry, tRump, but this ain’t kindergarten. This is REALITY.
“Someone failed to inform Twitler that “Summit” is NOT spelled “S-u-b-m-i-t”.” Bloody brilliant, that is, Nameless.
And so was the rest! I’m on a short, much needed coffee break from our garage sale right now and you really made my day with this post. Thank you so much.
Great post, Nameless !!!
I needed a laugh this morning w/my coffee. I loved the Twitter comments! lol
Thank you, for post, and Joanne for cross posting.
“Summit” is NOT spelled “S-u-b-m-i-t” Well said!
There’s some great memes around, here’s 12 pages of some lovely brutal ones ;
https://www.boredpanda.com/putin-trump-helsinki-meeting-funny-reactions/?utm_source=direct&utm_medium=link&utm_campaign=direct
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