Does it really take a Village, People, to troll Kellyanne Conway?
Apparently not – as one guy got it done all by himself. But more on that in a little bit. Let’s start with what I think makes for a great Trump Theme Song – sung to the Village People’s anthem of “YMCA”.
I’m including the lyrics below – but a HEADS-UP … the lyrics are NSFW [NOT Safe for Work]!
White men,
Here's how it's going down.
All the black men,
We'll shoot them into the ground.
Mexicans,
This is not your hometown,
We're gonna build a wall 'round the country.
Barrack,
It's time to clear your shit out.
Hey Muslims,
Take the first flight out.
Yo Putin,
You're my BFF now.
Together we can nuke
Any country
Bomb, bomb, bomb, bomb
That's how it's gonna be in
Trump's USA!
I have successfully,
Fucked USA-A!
We have no gun control,
So you men can enjoy,
Just don't make out with,
Any boys…
Hillary,
You can suck my cock,
I didn't mean that,
It was just locker room talk
So ladies…
Don't be too shocked
If I grab you
By the pussy.
(I actually said that)
That's how it's going to be in
Trump's USA!
Of course, Kellyanne Conway has made herself an easy target for trolling between her “alternative facts” and “spying microwaves” – but Alfredo Pelicci (an attorney in Washington) deserves a medal for a great one.
A couple of weeks back I came across this Tweet that was all the rage about Alfredo approaching Conway at the Lupo Verde restaurant in Washington and asking for a selfie. [NOTE: Given my lack of hearing, their conversation was what I gleaned from reading comments about the Tweet. So I’d appreciate your 2¢ on what you think they actually said.]
Conway agreed – but rather than the standard issue “Say: ‘Cheese’”, Alfredo went with “Say: ‘I’m ruining America’” – in what was described as a cheerful voice.
And when Conway demurs, saying “Are you happy? You must feel really brave saying that”, Alfredo politely and cheerfully closes with “No? Alright. Thank you.”
tears, this is hilarious. pic.twitter.com/EADYyiAbCi
— deray mckesson (@deray) March 4, 2017
Let’s close with a useful Schadenfreude tool to follow along on the (hopefully soon) demise of Twitler’s administration. It’s a site that provides an INTERACTIVE Historical Tracking of Presidential Approval Ratings.
You select the presidents you want to compare to Trump and duration of administration – it then graphs them out, but it does load a little slow. Below is the current graph comparing everyone from Reagan on. That red line way down at the bottom? That’s Twitler.
ETA [Edited to Add]
Just saw two magazine covers that came out in the past 24 hours that are smile-inducing – so I'll slip them in.
First is from our beloved "The New Yorker" – Andy's home – titled "Broken Windows":
And the second is a very clever animation from "The Economist" – also following a golf theme that so aptly illustrates Twitler violating "The First Law of Holes": If you find yourself in one, STOP DIGGING!
This week's animated cover: https://t.co/EU9VnkU6BD #Trump #TrumpLeaks #Trumprussia #TrumpTaxReturns #fakenews #FridayFeeling #animation pic.twitter.com/AeE1UVcsnJ
— Economist MoGrapher (@MotionNino) March 31, 2017
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NSFW! means "Not Safe For Work". If you are at work, put on headphones and listen to the song in private. If children are present, same caution is also applied here as well or you could always send the kids to bed early, lol. Great song for all of you who have a very good sense of humor. The song & lyrics speak for themselves in actually saying things, which are true, about Drumpf.
The Alfredo Pelicci self with Kellyanne Conway is a gem! Conway is all big smiles until she heard what Alfredo wanted her to say “Say: ‘I’m ruining America’”. Her smile drops immediately and she walks away. Priceless reaction! lol.
I found the INTERACTIVE Historical Tracking of Presidential Approval Ratings fascinating to play around with and discovered that Carter was more popular than Reagan, a surprise. Of course, not-my-president Drumpf was way, way down at the bottom when compared with other presidents including Bush II. I had fun with this very interactive graph.
Thanks to Nameless for another excellent Friday Fun posting in PP. A great way to end March Madness. lol.
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Thanks – I should NOT assume everyone is familiar w/ acronyms. I went back to add "Not Safe For Work".
I also added, as you can see, two new magazine covers that just came out. I particularly enjoyed "The Economist" one because of how the animation cleverly demonstrates Twitler violating "The First Law of Holes" (If you find yourself in one, STOP digging).
I didn't know the acronym either as I had to look it up. Sometimes, it gets tiring to not know various acronyms as posted and the need to google them. Thanks for the correction for other people.
New Yorker covers are always fun & interesting to look at and admire its artworks for its symbolic meanings.
As for the Economist, who knew that they have a sense of humor. I didn't. lol.
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I must lead a very debauched life. I run into that acronym literally all the time. Either that, or I am hanging out with sites and people who are so sensitive they think "Oh darn" is NSFW.
What can I say? You nailed him!! Great job!!
Cross posted to Care2 at http://www.care2.com/news/member/101612212/4045325 Sorry so late, just got back home.
And you don't need an interpreter – you nailed the dialog – though my computer will not play that media clip, it was evident and playable in your link. Great collection.Thanks for the much needed grins and giggles!
Great stuff Nameless!!! I love the song! It is so appropriate and made me giggle which I needed today.
omg!! The magazine covers are absolutely brilliant!!! LOVE the golf theme!
Always look forward to your Friday fun and laughter – though for me, some 10 hours ahead(?) it usually is Saterday afternoon before I get too see them – and you lived up to the blog name again, Nameless. Big smile from the other side of the Atlantic 🙂 🙂 especially for The Economist animation. Thank you for those grins and Jim and you for adding "Not Safe For Work"; I was not familiar with the NSFW acronym. And even if I ever was, I had probably already forgotten what it stands for, the way I usually do 😉
EIC: Marvelous!
The magazine covers are really great. I saw a "TIME" mag. cover last week with the words "IS TRUTH DEAD?" emblazoned on it, in large letters. It appears that some of the culture at large, has gottenn past the "Shock and Awe," or the "WTF?" stage and is calling the sick putz a sick putz!
Schadenfreude: It is sad to see that Reagan finished that high. We are currently seeing the long term impact of so many of the things he championed: Greed- as in "You can have it all!" Mixing of church and state, fueling Jerry Falwell and the Pseudo-Christians; shifting the country's wealth upwards; demeaning those who are not white, not wealthy, telling society's victims that they are the problem; and much more. These are what trickled down!
Just to be clear – the graph is not a "finished" – it's only of the first 200 days.
But since it's interactive, you can change the timeframe. But Trump will only have his ~ 60 days or so.