Friday Fun – Hope to “Shower” You with Some Fun Tweets

In stark contrast to Pres. Obama’s eloquent and heartfelt Farewell Address, the next day we were subjected to Traitorous Trump and his bigly bad “press conference” – which largely dealt with him trying to deny an unverified salacious dossier produced by a former British intelligence officer.

Of the many very believable reveals contained in that leaked dossier was that Traitorous Trump was filmed while participating in one of his pornographic proclivities: having prostitutes pee for (?on?) him while he was in his pal, Putin’s, Russia.

This perversity is referred to as a “Golden Shower” ― also known as “Water Sports”.  But we shouldn’t be too surprised about Trump’s perverse penchant – after all, Hillary warned us about those “Golden Showers” during the first Debate when she was describing his economic policies:

 

 

 

So let’s enjoy the subsequent Tweet storm his fondness for “Golden Showers” generated …

 

I wonder if Trump's press conference tomorrow will have a live stream.

— George Takei (@GeorgeTakei) January 11, 2017

Kanye’s new hair makes a lot more sense now #GoldenShowers pic.twitter.com/Q1wvIxhGdl

— Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) January 11, 2017

"I don't care if it's accurate! You can't say that Trump got 'pissy' about anything." – Newsroom editors.

— Wil Wheaton (@wilw) January 10, 2017

Dear Trump fans:

Turns out that hot mug of liberal tears you were sipping was something else entirely.

— Johnny McNulty (@JohnnyMcNulty) January 11, 2017

Listen, in ten days we need to accept that Donald Trump is our president with a capital pee.

— Jesse Berney (@jesseberney) January 11, 2017

#GoldenShowers Flag

Don't Pee on Me!#ShowerGate #PEEOTUS #Trump #theresistance #MAGA #NotMyPresident #pissgate #GoldenWaterGate #MAGA pic.twitter.com/mdxZstd974

— Meiguo (@Meiguo_nan) January 11, 2017

(Nice that the Gadsden flag is a bright, bold yellow to begin with)

One day we'll see Trump's head on Mount Flushmore.

— Frank Conniff (@FrankConniff) January 11, 2017

.@realDonaldTrump I mean, you always said you were a Goldwater Republican.

— Alex Edelman (@AlexEdelman) January 11, 2017

@bucnastysmomma @realAlexaPark @alexillest @realDonaldTrump are we invited to urinauguration?

— Skwerts McGillicutty (@SkwerdMagillic1) January 11, 2017

And if you are planning to attend the inauguration, be sure to wear the appropriate hat (and I bet you thought I was going to say “Be sure to bring an umbrella”):

Who better than Stephen Colbert to compile almost every pun out there in an amazing “Punorama” that begins at about the 2:48 mark – and it has GREAT CC!

 

And the most recent Medal of Freedom recipient couldn’t pass up an opportunity for another wonderful prank:

"Joe you can't just mutter 'peetus' under your breath when we meet him"
"I don't see why not. Peetus. It's his name."#GoldenShowers pic.twitter.com/mTZ0V0KI5g

— Oliver Willis (@owillis) January 11, 2017

But Biden wasn’t the only person in the Executive Wing to hose Trump with some wordplay.  Pres. Obama took full advantage of it in his Farewell Address.

"The PEES-ful transition of power." Nicely done, Mr. President! #ObamaFarewell

— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) January 11, 2017

You know how the old poem goes,

April showers

Bring May flowers

Well, if we’re lucky …

Though Golden Showers

May come your way,

They bring indictments

Sometime in May

[Disclaimer: Not miine!  Saw if in a Comment somewhere. ]

I have a couple of apropos photos to close out this Friday Fun on Trump, and I was debating which one to use.  But urine luck – I’m going to use both of them!

Hopefully this will inspire all of us for the need to …