The Lincoln Project “Trump’s Big Lie”
Really American – Sad.
Now This News – Aaaaaaw! Watch these firefighters carefully free a poor squirrel who got its head stuck in the knothole of a tree. Once freed, the little guy scampers off like nothing happened 🐿
John Fugelsang – “Tucker Carlson’s Baffled Bitch Face” – CC in Portuguese – too good not to share – had to delay a day to get a full transcript.
Hello, I’m Tucker Carlson, titan of journalism, beloved by millions, and chances are your grandma already likes me more than she likes you. Got a question. Has this ever happened to you? You’re at your job and you’re debating some virtue signaling human rights activist on your highly rated prime time cable news show, and your very well intentioned snowflake guest is talking about marginalized peoples (that’s their way of calling you racist.) So you counter back by saying that shifting demographics is causing economic anxiety among traditional Americans, which is your way of saying, fuck you who cares if I am. What if I told you there was a way to shut your opponent’s entire narrative down without presenting any counter argument or even any facts. Well, I’m proud to present a brand new online workshop where you can learn my patented, trademarked secrets of Tucker Carlson’s Baffled Bitch Face. That slack-jawed, lipless, mouth agape look of constipated befuddlement that I have mastered, which has made me the hero to millions of guys around the world, who’d like to own the libs, but don’t have time to learn shit. In my new online workshop. I will teach you how to pull focus away from whoever’s speaking by using my trademark, lipless concern troll stare. It looks like a simple doughy grimace, but what you’re really doing is conveying to your entire audience. I don’t know what you’re talking about! I’m trying to understand you, but I don’t like the things you’re saying! I don’t want to understand you! I’m going to make this face until the elderly demo hate you (Inarticulate howls) “Let Dancing With The Stars veteran Tucker Carlson show you how to relax your chin into your neck and find your douche in the headlights gaze!” I think I think I think you’ll find in the early days. It helps to verbalize when you’re practicing the face. Go ahead and make the sounds that match the look (inarticulate wails) “All new exercises!” Wait a second – taxing people who can afford to pay a lot more. A little more can help offset the deficit? [Boinggg] Wait a minute – I should treat trans people like they’re people? [Drumbeat] Once you’ve mastered my dismayed, crypto fascist, misogynist scowl, your enemies will run away faster than my own advertisers! [party horn] Tucker Carlson’s Baffled Bitch Face – Release your smug!
Beau follows up on yesterday’s predictions with amplification and advice.
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LP: It’s very sad messages like these still have to be sent out regularly. I hope the fact that there’s yet a need for them isn’t a sign of things to come.
RA: I hadn’t heard about Rolling Stone. Again there’s no surprise there, only wonder how many truthful, critical media outlets are left. I hope all the old hippies (read lefties) like us dump their Rolling Stone subscription if they haven’t already done so and Pensky is left holding a dud.
NTN: Lovely to see something like this coming out of Texas.
JF: And here we were, thinking that comedians would be left stranded when the former guy was sent home to Mar-a-Lago and his Twitter account was closed. Thank goodness for Tucker Carlson! And Matt Gaetz.
Beau: We better start organizing for it (decentralized power structures) now, we just have to be ready for it…now. Wise words.
HI EVERYONE, WENDY HERE – WANTED TO GIVE AN UPDATE ON TOM. WE SURVIVED THE MOVE ON SATURDAY TO THE NEW FACILITY. VERY LONG DAY FOR US BOTH. TOM IS ADJUSTING WELL, GETTING USED TO HIS NEW ENVIRONMENT AND RESTING UP THE BEST HE CAN. UNFORTUNATELY, THERE WERE SOME COMPUTER COMPLICATIONS AND WE HAVE A REPAIR MAN COMING ON WEDNESDAY. I TOLD TOM THAT I WOULD POST AN UPDATE – THE MOVE CAUSED A LOT OF DISCOMFORT AND PAIN FOR HIM AND HE IS VERY EXHAUSTED – HAS BEEN IN BED RESTING SINCE SATURDAY AND HOPEFULLY WILL BE UP AND ABOUT WITH A COMPUTER BY WEDNESDAY IF EVERYTHING GOES AS PLANNED. NEW PLACE IS TREATING HIM WELL {WITH MY SUPERVISION OF COURSE – LOL}. I THINK IN THE LONG RUN, THIS WILL BE A GOOD MOVE TO PROVIDE HIM WITH 24 HOUR COMFORT AND CARE.
BEST REGARDS TO EVERYONE – THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONTINUED CARE AND SUPPORT OF TOM AND i.
Wendy –
Thank you so much for all you do for Tom! It is deeply appreciated!
Wendy: Good to hear your positive perspective, sorry to hear that Tom has had a difficult time, but it is not a surprise. Moving can be nasty business under the nicest circumstances. Thanks for the update.
LP: How a con-man sets up his sheeple!
RA: Damn! Not that ai’ve actually ever read it, but it is sad to see that another piece of “the Age of Aquarius” has gone sour.
NT: Is that an “only in Austin” kind of story?
JF: Sooo spot-on!
Beau: Yup!
More for John F.: https://www.alternet.org/2021/04/tucker-carlson-white-supremacy/
Wendy: HI, and Thank you! for your newsy note about Tom’s move, and how things went. Hope that TC starts feeling better. Hope that his computer will be up the next couple of days. Do tell him hi, and y’all get your rest. Best regards, to you and Tom as well.
LP: A liar and a thief. One can only think how he was as a child, through the words of Mary Trump. I would think that he had no friends, and I would not have been his playmate.
RA: Bummer. SAD, very sad.
NTN: Awww…by the looks of it, we have an awesome Austin Fire Department. Glad squirrel was saved.
JF: Yep! Spot-on!!!
Beau: Good video. Love the words on his jacket.
Thank you, Joanne for post.
Trump’s Big Lie
Donnie’s “BIG LIE” is like Capt. Ahab & Moby Dick – it’s his fatal obsession.
Firefighters Free Stuck Squirrel
YEAH Austin FD!
Tucker Carlson’s Baffled Bitch Face
Tucker has perfected and trademarked his “baffled/dazed/UHHH?” face.
Let’s talk about who steps in when the government can’t….
We can hope the Biden administration restores some faith in our institutions that were attacked by Trump, Trumpkins & the GOP for the last four years.
I honestly don’t know how it is possible to thanks Wendy enough. She truly is a Wonder Woman with Wings, and we – I in particular, but I know we all are – so grateful for everything she does.
I put up a new post and quoted her comment in it just in case anyone missed it – not everyone does come to the video thread.
I kinda think everyone DOES come to the Video Thread – but not everyone comments on the videos.
Our regulars do … bit I’m not sure about some who only comment once in a while (possibly a little more lately looking specifically for news on TC.)