Hey, Ivanka – Where’s Your Pa?
Hiding in the Bunker! HA! HA! HA!
Turning off all the lights and heading down to the basement to avoid Trick-or-Treaters might work on Halloween. But when the country you’re supposed to be leading is facing a global Pandemic that has killed over 100,000 Americans, leading to near Depression level unemployment and economic catastrophe – hiding in a bunker will simply not work in trying to ignore the racial chaos that you yourself helped create.
And yet the man who thinks a mask makes him look “weak” is now cowering … errr, I mean “inspecting” the White House Bunker.
In fact VP Pence snapped a candid shot of him giving the floor a close-up examination:
It’s clear that this new “Bunker Boy” sobriquet is driving him crazy! So let’s give him a shove in that direction!
In heading down to the Bunker and turning out the lights in the White House, Trump was able to set a couple of records:
And who could imagine that the Simpsons TV show would be able to actually predict history? Other than for a president’s funeral, the lights of the White House remain lit all the time … except when Bunker Boy is cowering.
Fortunately, Melania was there to help him down those scary stairs …
And he at least did bring his Bunker Inspector hat with him …
But his only real concern was his own personal safety …
In fact, here he is peeking out to see if the coast is clear …
Looks like we’re not the only ones who got a good laugh from Bunker Boy’s cowardice …
And I think we can all imagine John McCain voicing these closing thoughts up in heaven …
BONUS
I’ve seen what’s described as a great song parody of Bunker Boy. Obviously I’ll have to take other folks’ word for it – but I’m sure you’ll enjoy it:
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The song has built-in CC, and the YouTube CC can be turned on … but they both skitter around the NSFW parts. There re only 2 NSFW words and yu can probably guess them, though.
What a thing to be the first 9and only) President to have done.It really sums him up!
Thanks, Nameless, as always for the fun.
Was there a better version of the song you liked? I looked at three on YouTube, and this one had the most “Likes”.
If so, feel free to add it.
I like the song, but do not think we will see it on “Your Hit Parade.”
The Orange fool has no idea about how he fuels the country’s, if not the world’s, ridicule.
Spot on Nameless. Your summary of these cowardly acts of the POS leader is perfect. I liked the song too.
How he can continue to turn his head at these “urgent matters”… truly angers me, as I’m sure it does so many others.
I just pray that more people will wake up to his heartless antics and do their job to get this idiot out of the W,H. this November.
Thanks Nameless
Another perfect rendition of Trump’s shame, Nameless. You’re always doing such a great job on turning Trump’s despicable behaviour into something very funny.
We now also know where to find the big cry-baby after he loses the election in November.
Here’s another song:
Old Man TrumpFrom Wikipedia
“Old Man Trump” is a song with lyrics written by American folk singer-songwriter Woody Guthrie about the racist housing practices and discriminatory rental policies of his landlord Fred Trump. The lyrics were written in 1954 but was never recorded by Guthrie. In January 2016, Will Kaufman, a Guthrie scholar and professor of American literature and culture at the University of Central Lancashire, unearthed the handwritten lyrics while performing research for a book about Guthrie at the Woody Guthrie Archives in Tulsa, Oklahoma.
In partnership with the Guthrie archives and the Guthrie family, Woody’s words have been put to music by California rock band U.S. Elevator, fronted by Johnny Irion who is married to Sarah Lee Guthrie, Woody’s granddaughter. “Old Man Trump” has also been recorded by riot folk singer Ryan Harvey with Ani DiFranco and guitarist Tom Morello, as well as by independent artist/musician Chip Godwin.
BackgroundIn December 1950, Woody Guthrie signed a lease at the Beach Haven apartment complex owned and operated by Fred Trump in Gravesend, Brooklyn. There are several handwritten drafts of the lyrics with titles such as “Beach Haven Race Hate” and “Beach Haven Ain’t My Home”. In its lyrics, Guthrie expresses his dissatisfaction with Trump and the “color line” he had drawn in his Brooklyn neighborhood
I supposeOld Man Trump knowsJust how muchRacial HateHe stirred upIn the bloodpot of human heartsWhen he drawedThat color lineHere at his Beach Haven family project
The Federal Housing Administration, which fronted the bill for some of Trump’s housing projects, had a set of guidelines for avoiding integration which Trump enthusiastically embraced.
“He thought that Fred Trump was one who stirs up racial hate, and implicitly profits from it,” the scholar, Will Kaufman, said. In Guthrie’s notebooks he wrote about wanting to put an end to the segregation with “a face of every bright color laffing and joshing in these old darkly weeperish empty shadowed windows.”
I welcome you here to live. I welcome you and your man both here to Beach Haven to love in any ways you please and to have some kind of a decent place to get pregnant in and to have your kids raised up in. I’m yelling out my own welcome to you.
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The orange doesn’t fall from the tree.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jANuVKeYezs
Welcome Wayne! Come back soon.
Ahhhhh….the smell of fear emanating from bunker boy, as evidenced by being escorted off the golf course w/the FBI in tow. oops!
What?? no golf cart?
Made my day…great pictures and a great post, Nameless.
Thanks! so much !
Am thankful he didn’t waste the taxpayers dollars circling over the country on Air Force1 like Bush, where at least it was really an attack on the country he was running away from…….
Thanks Nameless–a wonderful array, as always.
LOL Nameless! Love it!
well done…..still stunning that the polls for the fall election are even close……..
I thoroughly enjoyed the pictures and the song. Thank you for the smiles!
“Other than for a president’s funeral, the lights of the White House remain lit all the time” …
Maybe this is a funeral – of his presidential hopes???