Over at Daily Kos, Kossack Noah Veil posted a Diary this week dispensing “FREE RUDE QUESTIONS” to share regarding actual “NASTY” queries that Trump should really be asked. To help in that endeavor, I’m “borrowing” a few from a very, VERY long list that I encourage you to enjoy at the link.
They tend to not follow a linear path, and I’ve scattered a few new suggestions along the way, but it deservedly earned its 474 Recommendations! And I can just envision John Cleese of Monty Python fame asking them.
NSFW Due to Language
They employ a GREAT deal of … ahhh … hmmm … “salty” language that I have elected to leave as is. (Not only would they lose their punch, but otherwise I’d be spending hours cleaning them up). So considered yourself WARNED!
When were the streets of Washington D.C. emptier: During your Pandemic, or during your inauguration?
Since you claim testing isn’t necessary, why does everyone who comes near you get a test?
What kind of fucking asshole lies to people about whether they can get tested for a potentially fatal virus?
Can you define corruption and explain how many ways it applies to you?
What do you have to say to the vast majority of Americans who think you are the biggest fucking idiot to ever hold political office?
Have you ever told the truth about anything? Prove it.
Hold up a stopwatch and say …
REPORTER: “Starting now, how long can you go without telling a lie?”
Click.
TRUMP: ”I don’t tell lies….”
Click.
Well, that was quick!
This cat turd in my pocket has a higher IQ than you. Would you like to ask it a question?
Why aren’t there any graduates from Trump University in your cabinet?
If you were created in God’s image, how come we can see you?
Can you list the Ten Commandments, and tell us how many of them there are?
Nobody gives a shit what your TV ratings are. Why do you keep mentioning it?
Do you know what the word “sociopath” means, and how is it possible it does NOT apply to you, you fucking shithead?
Do you have any Neanderthal DNA?
The worst medical crisis in over a century that the US has ever faced is happening at the same time as the worst president the US has ever had is in the Oval Office. Do you think this is a coincidence?
How disappointed are you that NO student will EVER plagiarize a SINGLE word of your incoherent rambling speeches?
Have you ever in your entire life used a dictionary?
That MIT uncle of yours who is alledgedly so smart? Tell us one single, solitary actual thing you learned from him….
That wasn’t an actual thing….
Neither was that…
Do you actually NOT know what the word “actual” means?
We are now a bigger shithole country than all the countries you called shitholes. Don’t you think they deserve an apology?
Could you please repeat your oath of office? You’ve violated it so many times that America thinks you need a refresher.
Everybody on earth recognizes that you don’t have a shred of human decency. As the worst human being who has ever lived, this is your last chance. Can you say one single empathetic thing?
By what metric are you NOT the most incompetent leader on earth … EVAH?
What’s it like being impeached?
How far have you gotten on drafting your concession speech?
When you leave office, you will obviously be arrested for your endless crimes against humanity. Do you have any preference for what prison you will spend the rest of your life?
My “Take Home” Conclusion:
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Wonderful!
Except that the slur against Neanderthals is inappropriate. Everyone of European descent has 3-5%, as i understand it. THEY had empathy, as it has recently been found that they buried their dead, with flowers.
I saw this on the rec list, and had the thought that anyone who adopts the nom de guerre Noah Veil had to be brilliant, but hadn’t gotten there yet. Thank you for this – for sharing, and for reminding me.
(And Mitch is right about Neanderthals. Nothing that ever lived has been as evil as homo sapiens. But may I suggest Adalatherium hui as a substitute? As near as I can tell, it wasn’t evil, but “Adalatherium” does mean “crazy beast,” which seems appropriate.)
How wonderful, Nameless. I love your interpretation of “Have you ever told the truth about anything? Prove it.” with the stopwatch running. I’m sure Noah Veil’s list has inspired many and hope he keeps it updated with their contributions. Please show us your version if he does.
omg….THIS is a fantastic post.
I LOVED it!! He’s writing what I’m thinking.
I too, do hope that Mr. Veil’s post keeps his comments coming every so often.
I for one, need this kind of positive, funny word therapy just about every day.
Thanks, Nameless. (keep ’em coming)
Nothing else says it all!
Thanks Nameless…hard to laugh with the consequences of how true it is.
Great one again, Nameless.
Got a real kick out of reading the Mr. Veil’s list of questions.
We all love reading these type of posts that make us laugh at the sad conditions we are facing daily.
Popping in to support Mitch’s comment about Neanderthals! They were good guys! I’d ask if he ever ONCE considered anyone other than himself. E V E R !
Wonderful post! Thank you Nameless!