You probably recall that Monty Python admonished us to “Always Look on the Bright Side” β¦
Of course, there is absolutely NO bright side to the suffering, pain and loss the *Rump administration has inflicted on Americans with their devastating mishandling, mismanagement and malfeasance of the Coronavirus.
No doubt this stems from Trump’s cutting $15 BILLION from National Healthcare spending that had been approved by Congress back in 2018. Exacerbated by his firing of the entire US Pandemic Response Team.
But some folks have managed to provide a few smiles and chuckles courtesy of the Keystone Kops incompetence in the Oval Office.
So let’s see if we can look on the bright side β¦
although people are doubtful of mike pence's ability to orchestrate a coronavirus response, my sources are telling me he is working diligently behind the scenes, collecting two of every animal
— m i t h (@ManlnTheHoody) February 27, 2020
#MondayMotivation
π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£#VoteBlueNoMatterWho pic.twitter.com/TCDLSroEaz— Tara π³οΈβπππβ½οΈπ (@Rhona0505) February 24, 2020
I deleted an earlier tweet that said, βIf I get the coronavirus, Iβm going straight to the Fox News studios.β
That uncalled for and I apologize.
Nobody deserves to be exposed to Fox News.
— Travis Akersπ©Έπ¦· (@travisakers) February 27, 2020
THIS IS THE BEST (BUT VERY WEIRD) IDEA MIKE HUCKABEE HAS EVER HAD
Mike Huckabee says Trump "could personally sick the virus out of every one of the 60,000 people in the world, suck it out of their lungs, swim to the bottom of the ocean and spit it out, and he would be accused of pollution for messing up the ocean." pic.twitter.com/X7xbC5ebDz
— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) February 28, 2020
And I think *Rump is capable of that, if this picture is any indication:
If you needed any further proof that *Rump has absolutely NO idea what he’s talking about β here’s yet another example he doesn’t have a clue:
"We're ordering a lot of supplies. We're ordering a lot of, uh, elements that frankly we wouldn't be ordering unless it was something like this. But we're ordering a lot of different elements of medical." — Trump on the coronavirus pic.twitter.com/id6YLzbmRE
— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) February 28, 2020
Well, to be perfectly honest β that’s actually a translation of Trump’s real words, courtesy of a linguist fluent in Argle-Bargle (scroll down):
βWe are ordering about a million bajillion thingamabops and a kajillion hooziewhatsies and this things that helps with the thing but they are really the best medical. A lot of people are saying the thingamabops are really, really the best. Next question, CNN Fake News.β
— Liddleβ Savage (@littledeekay) February 28, 2020
I believe we should give God the last Tweet β and trust He’s not teasing us with his hopeful prescient prediction:
Funny, the virus said the same thing about him. https://t.co/ShF7eI3xa8
— God (@TheTweetOfGod) February 28, 2020
As for me:
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So, is Huckabee crazier than Dumpy?Or did his God tell him about that possibility?
Very funny, thanks.
I loved “Life of Brian.” Good grief, that was more than 40 years ago! I saw it with a priest (not a child molester, as indeed most gay people aren’t) and we were both about as fluent as one can be in a dead language, so neither of us could stop laughing while the Centurion was correcting Brian’s Latin. Of course people were staring at us. You’d think they’d know that people who understand Latin are weird.
All the comments on Huckabee that I saw all over the InterNet (and I saw a lot) totally missed the point. They were crucifying him for the hypothetical premise, when the lede was in the punch line – “he would be accused of pollution for messing up the ocean.” You’re darned tootin’ he would. And rightly so.
I’m with you on hoping God is right on target. Of course, we all need to help to make that happen.
Thanks for the bright side.. We’ve all had more than enough of the dark side!
P.s. Too bad you couldn’t use this one due to copyright.
In what sorry state we would be if we couldn’t laugh about the things we have inflicted upon us, and have inflicted upon ourselves for that matter?
Thanks for the best of all bright sides, Monty Python’s, Nameless. It gave me the immunity shot I needed to resist any doom-and-gloom of what followed and laugh wholeheartedly.
I have no doubt that he insists that his Russian hookers be tested and certified free of Trump* virus, before usinf their services.
omg….THIS is hilarious….
I laughed, and laughed and laughed.
Thanks, Nameless for your post, you made my day!
“Life of Brian” was required watching for one of my courses in college…
If I didn’t laugh, I’d cry so thanks for the laughs Nameless/
Good to laugh ~ especially at the Trump!
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Like Lona mentioned. the virus is a very serious situation facing so many states/countries.
Yet we have a crazy idiot who talks off the wall like it’s nothing, stating that it’s just going to disappear.
I wish he was the one who would disappear from our planet.
Good laugh with watching him be so dumb.
Thanks Joanne