Resident Donald Trump, Fuhrer of the Republican Reich, felt he had to cancel his trip to Poland. He sent his lick-spittle VP instead. Why. Because, when it comes to God, she has a wonderful sense of humor. Do you remember when Jerry Falwell called God’s wrath, in the form of a hurricane, down on Disney World, because they started hiring gays openly? The next hurricane to hit the US, damaged Falwell’s Virginia Beach HQ. Well guess what happened when Trump started racist rants at the people of Puerto Rico over Dorian? And we all know how Trump wants to deal with hurricanes!
Earlier this week, Donald Trump was openly criticizing Puerto Rico for daring to be in the path of Hurricane Dorian, as if it were the island’s fault. Trump also recently (and illegally) diverted hurricane relief funding to help build his imaginary border wall. Now the tables – more specifically the meteorological tables – have turned.
Right around the time forecasters announced that Dorian had changed course and was now headed toward Donald Trump’s home of Mar-a-Lago in Florida, Trump suddenly decided that his Poland trip was no longer important to him, and handed it off to Mike Pence instead. Trump didn’t seem to feel compelled to stay home when he thought the hurricane was going to hit the United States island territory of Puerto Rico, because in Trump’s eyes, Puerto Ricans aren’t real (translation: white) Americans.
Now Trump has a three-fold problem. First, there are the bad optics here, as everyone knows that Trump didn’t care about this hurricane at all until it took a turn toward one of his most cherished properties. Second, Trump faces the prospect of having to mount a hurricane relief effort, at a time when he’s gone five months without a permanent FEMA Director, and he just pulled FEMA funding for his wall fantasy. Third – least important in the big picture but certainly most important to him – a destructive hurricane is heading toward Mar-a-Lago… [emphasis added]
Inserted from <The Palmer Report>
Now, I doubt the Fuhrer will weather the storm in Mar-a–Lago. I trust a sudden attack of bone spurs will prevent that. However, if he does, a nuke is in order.
RESIST!!
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Once again the Orange Oaf has proven – not given evidence, but PROVEN – he lacks connection with reality. Time and again I have read and heard that he shows symptoms of dementia. Trying to stop a hurricane with a few nukes would be like trying to stop an Abrams tank with barroom darts. Ain’t gonna work. Besides, all it would do is not only unleash deadly radiation, but give said radiation a beyond golden opportunity to spread widely.
A great read. I am thinking that Doral is in the storm’s path as well, and if nothing else, if both are effected by the storm, he’ll reap the benefits of the damaged areas to benefit from the insurance. (bigly).
btw…He’ll cancel a trip to Poland to be near his properties, but didn’t give two sheets about PR when it looked like it was going to be hit by Dorian….
I must give Kudos to Miss Karma too.
** “One would think the ‘King of Israel’, ‘The Chosen One’, the ‘Second Coming’ would settle the storm,
or at least throw some paper towels to deflect it’s course…wouldn’t one?? ~ R.W.~
That said, I want to put in a word for innocent people, including many Democrats, who live close enough to be hit by a Mae-a-Lago hurricane, and absolutely do not deserve this. They also do not have the means to profit from it like the Pee-Resident. Please keep them in your prayers.
Your cartoon is marvellous, TomCat! 🤣🤣🤣
Trump has invited the G7, due to be hosted in the US, to come and stay in his Trump National Doral Miami resort. Which is completely illegal of course. I’m not sure if the resort is in Dorian’s path, but both it and Mar-a-Lago being razed to the ground, without human casualties, of course, would be nice.
There would be trouble afterwards, though. Trump will use taxpayer’s money to rebuild either resort as quickly as possible, having it finished before he’s kicked out of office. And in the meantime ICE will pick up all the illegal immigrants Trump has working there
My thoughts are now with all those people in Florida preparing to seek shelter from Dorian. Take care and stay safe.
Twitter is all abuzz as former Canadian Prime Minister, Kim Campbell, tweeted that she hopes Dorian strikes a direct hit on Mar a Lago. When I first heard about this, I thought “go for it” because the Pee Resident deserves a direct hit. If it could take out Doral and Mar-a-Lago and nothing else, that would be great. Her beef is over climate change among other things and Trump’s related policies. Much of the response to the tweet was negative and so Campbell apologised and deleted the tweet.
I certainly hope that Floridians in Dorian’s path are safe!
Thanks and hugs to all!
Please note that I had lots of tongue in that cheek.
Hi Dumpiness is planning to be at Camp David when Dorian hits Florida. It may come in too far north to hurt Mar-a-Horseshit but who knows for sure, If it does hurt it , he will blame the Clintons.