Whale, Twitler spouting off in another Tweet has yet again provided me (via the Internet) with some low-hanging fruit for Friday Fun.
I’m sure it’s not a breach of security …
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To share with you Twitler’s latest Tweet faux pas. It was so embarrassing that he has since deleted it, so we’ll have to go with a screenshot:
And of course this started an Internet meme frenzy. But to set the stage, I think we need to understand that what you and I see is NOT what Twitler sees.
So when he welcomed the Prince of Whales to Winfield House in Regent’s Park (home of the US Ambassador to the UK) for dinner, while we saw this …
Trump saw this …
And when he toasted Charles, while we saw this …
Twitler saw this …
But apparently they had an enjoyable evening (no doubt helped by some soothing music from the orca-stra), because later Trump told a reporter:
“When I met with the Prince of Whales I told him my main porpoise as president was to build The Wall. And I told him it will be beautiful – just wait ’til you sea it.”
It’s no surprise that the Internet quickly geared up to weigh in with some artwork:
And there were witty Tweets, too.
Trump: “Are you sure Prince of Whales is spelled with an H”?
Charles: “Absolutely” pic.twitter.com/aze7cAmiSu
— Scott Williams (@jswilliams1962) June 13, 2019
"I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO THE PRINCE OF WHALES!" pic.twitter.com/gGrXNF6wa1
— Born Miserable (@bornmiserable) June 13, 2019
And to help him remember all those Queens, Princes, Prime Ministers, Presidents and other prestigious Poohbahs that he meets with every day, he has some help:
IN TRUMP’S ROLODEX
* Prince of Whales
* Dolly Llama
* Prime Minister True Dough
* Emmanuel Macaroni
* Angela Marble
* Benjamin Not-on-Yahoo
* King Salmon
* The Poop— God (@TheTweetOfGod) June 13, 2019
DOES THE PRINCE OF WHALES KNOW ABOUT THE SAUDI PRINCE SALMON? THEY CAN’T BOTH CONTROL THE SEA! pic.twitter.com/iWuZ5e3LN4
— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) June 13, 2019
And someone decided with all the Princes out there, they should be ranked:
Princes, ranked.
5. Prince of Whales
4. Prince of Tides
3. Prince of Thieves (Robin Hood)
2. Prince of Bel Air
1. Prince— Julie Gerstein (@havethehabit) June 13, 2019
While many of us are so embarrassed and saddened by Trump’s boundless stupidity that it makes us blubber with shame, it’s reported that Queen Elizabeth II and Charles actually enjoyed a good chortle from his endless intellectual shortcomings.
(I know my puns are probably krilling you, but just in case you’re curious how you get two whales in a car … you start in London and drive west.)
But to keep the record straight, the official whale spokesperson wanted the last word to let everyone know …
there is no such thing as the fuckin prince of whales
— whalefact (@awhalefact) June 13, 2019
You’re whale-come.
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Cross posted to Care2 HERE
I’m not convinced that a grampus like him deserves such a whale of a time. If I had given him five dollars, I’d definitely want my finback. Art least he didn’t spend the whole visit blubbering. Thanks, Nameless – great fun.
If I had just a nickel for every time Agent Orange made me do a face-palm, I could buy a Lexus! Our so-called President is the Prince of Wails.
LMAO Freya!!! “The Prince of Wails”!!! And just to be clear, Trump whines while the American people wail at his BS!
LOL Nameless! He does have a whale-size tail!
i had mentioned the Prince of Whales a few days ago on TC’s post.
https://www.7thstep.org/blog/2019/06/13/open-thread-6-13-2019/
What an embarrassment!!
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Hello, and thanks so much for this! I first saw about it on Chris Hayes’ show last night—–LOL!
This is my first comment here—-been banned from Care2 comments for months. Any suggestions on how to get re-instated?——I didn’t say anything nearly as bad as Putey’s puppet does CONSTANTLY! I don’t recall what it was actually. RESIST! ROCK ON!
Welcome Spy.
Hi, Spy! I have never had any luck trying to help someone get reinstated at Care2 (or anywhere else, actually.) And I’m not crazy about their comment system – I prefer being able to put a reply next to the comment I’m replying too (it does require a little workaround here, yes.) But, as TC says, you are welcome here.
Gawd, this is hilarious!
Thanks for the quips, and pics, a delightful post!
Thanks, Nameless, and Joanne for cross-posting.
Funny post. Yes tRump does an excellent job of making a fool of himself.
Love the different photo views and silly posts. Thanks Nameless
Very punny Nameless! Well done.