Today’s Episode is brought to you by the letters: K – F – C.
Well, except for Lindsey Graham. He really ruffled a lot of feathers at AG Barr’s Senate Judiciary Hearing when he decided to go with just the “F-Word”. But for once, I think we all agree he got it right! [NSFW w/ Audio]
Lindsey Graham just said, "Trump is a f*^$ing idiot" on live TV during the #BarrHearing in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee. Graham was reading Strzok-Page texts, but – taken out of context – this is the best loop I've seen in ages. 😂🤣😅pic.twitter.com/ffi3yk7rQq
— Shannon Fisher (@MsShannonFisher) May 1, 2019
Sen. McTurtle was so thrilled with AG Barr’s lying during the Senate Judiciary Hearing that afterwards, he triumphantly carried him out on his back:
But the next day, Barr really laid an egg with his fowl behavior when he went AWOL for the scheduled House Judiciary Hearing. But thanks to Rep. Steve Cohen (D-TN), the day still provided some smiles because he hatched a great plan that created the “Chicken Barr Meme” that went viral!
Just so you know I’m not just winging it, here’s a quick overview of what happened:
Leave it to C-Span to memorialize his clever gambit:
Rep. Steve Cohen brought a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken to today's hearing, apparently to suggest that Barr is afraid to testify.
Via CSPAN pic.twitter.com/g3XOIedYqR— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) May 2, 2019
We’re probably a little disappointed Democrats haven’t served any subpoenas for Barr’s no-show … YET! But no doubt some eatery in DC will be serving “Chicken Barr Sandwiches” in short order.
And Rep. Cohen realized he masterminded a trend, and so created an appropriate Photoshopped portrait of Barr:
#ChickenBarr won’t be appearing before @HouseJudiciary tomorrow. The Attorney General shouldn’t be afraid of taking questions from counsel or members. Contemptible behavior. Fortunately, we have subpoenas ready. pic.twitter.com/a4QecbqcHN
— Steve Cohen (@RepCohen) May 1, 2019
But I think this one is even better – and more appropriate:
Of course, others couldn’t resist the Photoshop opportunity’s – here’s one channeling the “Wizard of Oz”:
This just in: scientists have discovered a new strain of Republican that is both a chicken and a cowardly lion at the same time. #ChickenBarr #BarrLied #ImpeachBarr #ThursdayThoughts pic.twitter.com/8Txls8b1nl
— John Lundin 🌊 (@johnlundin) May 2, 2019
It wasn’t long before someone asked the inevitable question …
#ChickenBarr why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was afraid to testify…. pic.twitter.com/eYFID3b7YU
— Beadnurse (@nursebead) May 2, 2019
(You got to admit, that chicken walking across the road in tennis shoes is pure poultry in motion.)
But from Barr’s perspective, it was a humiliating (but much-deserved) day of mockery. Hiding out all day, he felt really cooped up, so he decided to head on home …
BREAKING – Attorney General William Barr sighted driving away from Capital Building at high rate of speed. #ChickenBarr pic.twitter.com/IafNcGVSbG
— Mr Texas (@RGVCritic) May 2, 2019
Naturally Twitler was feeling pretty cocky – both about Barr’s lying in the Senate Hearing AND his chicken act of not showing up for the House Hearing.
But that’s no surprise – Twitler loves chicks … err, chickens:
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Cross posted to Care2 HERE
I heard some punster went to great trouble to torque “Barr – Bill Quit” into “BarrBQ” to go with the chicken.
When I saw the chicken riding the turtle (Tortoise? But who cares?), I immediately thought “Yep, that’s McConnell. No other amphibian could possibly be that WHITE!”
Every time Missy Lindsey (Graham) opens his mouth, to spew lies, someone should have this video on their phone, to play it over and over. And….over and over. Never gets old..imho.
Come to think of it, Barr does look like the Cowardly Lion. Though, actually, the Cowardly Lion was actually
quite brave in the Wizard of Oz. see:
https://www.thoughtco.com/find-the-lion-within-you-2832238
Such a delightful post, with Barr being the chicken. lol
Thanks, Nameless for posting, and Joanne for cross-posting.
I just 😍 this chicken-meme article, Nameless; puns and all. I wish I had some puns to add to yours on chicken-livered Barrf, but brooding on it delivered no results. I guess this is where it shows that English is (still) my second language.
Did Mr. Bill De Chickens*t just open a new pathway to cleaning the fouled nest of W.H. vipers?
Bwaaaack-buk-buk-buk-Barrf!! 🐔