Apr 132019
It’s that time of week again, so here are five superior video clips from Bill’s show last night. Enjoy!
Bill seems to understand Coverup General Barrf and the Republican Reich quite well. Kentucky outlawed bestiality? Then it was legal before. Hmmm… That explains Bought Bitch Mitch!
He’s 71?!!? I am too. I wish I looked half that good.
Mike Pence: 25 Things You Don’t Know About Me
Every new thing I learn about pseudo-Christian Pence is one thing too many.
Seth Abramson: Proof of Collusion
Fascinating. Stuff will still be coming out beyond our lifetimes.
New Rule: Masturbate, Don’t Procreate
Sadly, some old people are having less sex too. 
This was one of his best shows.
RESIST!!
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Bill – Monologue – Boy. One zinger after another after another. (BTW, I forget how many tates have not made bestiality illegal, but it’s more than you would think – and one is one too many.)
Dave Barry – I used to read him frequently. I’ve missed him. (He looks younger than Bill, doesn’t he? Laughter must really be the best medicine.) Bucket list – Aaaw! Sweet!
Pence – I don’t believe that about the stick. I think it’s stainless steel. Or something equally metallic but more disgusting.
Seth Abramson – “Falls trough the cracks.” Boy, is that ever the truth. Recovering what has fallen through the cracks is something Rachel also does – the bagman podcasts are an extreme example, and she definitely deserves her award. But she does the same thing every day – picking things that need to be heard and remembered out of the soup of rumor and trivia. (BTW, I’m not sure Mueller DID punt. I guess Seth feels the same, though maybe for different reasons.) “I don’t believe he paid them.” LOL! I don’t either.
New Rules – The Nunya Business Institute. Si non e vero, e ben trovato! As far as population goes, of course he is right. One of the problems, however, is that this is not the first time in history this has been noticed – starting with ThomasMalthus, before the industrial revolution. And then the Industrial Revolution came along, and made it possible for the earth to sustain more people. Ever since then people have shrugged and said, “Meh, something will happen to make it work.” So now, all of us who see disaster and just boys crying wolf. Well, sometimes there IS a wolf.
Excellent videos by Bill.
#1. Good zingers! #2. Love Dave Barry. One knows you’ve gotten old, when you talk about medical tests, or how good one looks in the 70’s. #3. Oh, snap !!! #4. Really good conversation. I’m listening…. #5. New Rules: Well said, Bill.
Monologue: “…opponents of the bill.” these must be the real die-hard Ayn Rand fans, who actually believe that rabid individualism is an acceptable basis for morality, and behavior. Which state is RAND Paul from? Funny how that could happen.
Dave Barry: “Talking to our dogs?” Go for it! And read “Mama’s Last Hug- Animal Emotions and What They Tell Us about Ourselves,” by Frans de Waal. Being old, good point Pat. But, yes it does beat the alternative.
Mike the Pri*k: This is what obsessive anxiety does to a religious person!
Seth A.: A breath of hope!!
New Rule: “…to fall in love, get married and have two kids.” This is a solution, “…to all our problems?” Has he never herd of divorce, of domestic violence, of spousal rape? But, I guess, when one lives in a magical fantasy world in the efforts place, anything is possible. C’mon, just ask Peter Pan! Of course, Mikey the Pence would quote chapter and verse against “spilling”one’s seed! Oh, well maybe “…opponents of the bill,” are aware that bestiality will not produce more people. so they are really ahead of us. Sadly, though, it may create a Chimera, like all those crazed Rethuglicans! And we certainly do not need more of them!
Five easy pieces (showing my age again)! Hubby and I will have a ball tonight watching. Thanks for posting, TomCat.
Fantastic show. Really enjoyed watching Bill.
25 things about Mike Pence: “I’m so homophobic, I eat bananas sideways.” — LMAO!
Good show tonight! I laughed out loud more than usual tonight.
Thanks and rushed hugs.
“We don’t need smaller carbon footprints, we need less feet!!!”
WTG Bill!!