Apr 022019
Sitting at the breakfast table in the upstairs living quarters of the White House, Melania tells Donald that she had a dream last night. And in her dream, Trump had finally gotten his huge military parade down Pennsylvania Avenue that he has so long pined for.
It was spectacular – celebrated by hundreds of thousands of cheering, flag-waving Americans lining both sides of the avenue and stretching as far as the eye could see.
“I bet I had a huge smile!” Trump exclaimed.
“I couldn’t tell,” Melania replied. “It was a closed casket.”
At the Barbara Bush Funeral:
(Editor’s Note: I’ve only seen this joke from several different sources this week, so I apologize if it’s an “Oldie-but-Goodie” for most of you.)
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This is one of the best things to come out of the Trump era!
Love rt! May Melania be psychic!
I hope Melania’s psychic gift doesn’t reach too far into the future; October 2020 would be nice.