Since we’re now in “The Most Wonderful Time of the Year” I decided I would try to keep it seasonal and lighthearted.
So, to start us off, a little boy unwraps the best Christmas gift he could hope for:
My nephew got to unwrap the only Christmas gift he asked for a few days early and his reaction broke my heart? pic.twitter.com/vEXIRESglR
— Jadin Hartღ (@JayRayy7) December 15, 2018
This year the Secret Santa enlisted a homeless man, Moses Elder, in Phoenix to help him distribute his signature $100 bills to total strangers. All they had to do was show some kindness to the homeless Elf and then be rewarded with their $100.
I should note that I saw this on CBS News, so it had closed caption. I could only find it as a YouTube video that does not have CC – so CLICK ME to read the story:
Some Secret Santa Trivia Tidbits: The original Secret Santa tradition actually started in Kansas City decades ago. I’m not sure if the one in this story is the same guy, since it’s filmed in Phoenix, or if others have adopted it in other cities. Either way, it’s a nice tradition.
https://www.kansascity.com/news/local/article223203095.html
https://www.nytimes.com/aponline/2018/12/20/us/ap-us-secret-santa-missouri.html
UncleBee at Daily Kos wrote a fantastic parody of that traditional Christmas poem we all enjoy – but in an updated, political version. Paying heed to the Fair Use Doctrine, I’ll just quote a few stanzas – but the entire version is a very enjoyable read!
‘Twas the Night Before Drumpf’s Mess
https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2018/12/16/1819509/–Twas-the-Night-Before-Drumpf-s-Mess
‘Twas the night before Christmas when through the White House,
The occupants panicked, wond’ring which fire to douse.
The smocking guns hung by the chimney with care,
In hopes maybe no one would think to look there.
The Traitor Tots trembled with fear in their beds,
While visions of jail time danced in their heads.
And Twitler rage-tweeted his usual crap
While Melania eyed him like he had the clap.
When in the Rose Garden there arose such a clatter,
Dumpster spilled all the cheeseburgers off of his platter.
He waddled to the window and opened the sash,
Hoping maybe it was Russians delivering cash.
Staying in a Christmas motif but also adding a political overtone, former mayoral candidate in Minneapolis, Tom Hoch, elected to put up a sign recognizing Twitler’s accomplishment of racking up 89 criminal indictments from his administration … in less than two years – which surpasses Nixon’s count. (The “Trump Is A Traitor” letters are 4-feet tall and in Christmas colors of red and green – so not a bit subtle!)
But ending on more positive notes, if you’re still in a quandary on what decoration to use to top your Christmas tree, someone has come up with the perfect ecumenical option: Notorious RBG!
And I can’t think of a better Santa Claus than a surprise visit by Pres. Obama handing out gifts to kids at Children’s National Hospital in Washington, DC:
Thank you @BarackObama for making our patients’ day so much brighter. Your surprise warmed our hallways and put smiles on everyone’s faces! Our patients loved your company…and your gifts! https://t.co/bswxSrA4sQ ❤️ #HolidaysAtChildrens #ObamaAndKids pic.twitter.com/qii53UbSRS
— Children's National ? (@childrenshealth) December 19, 2018
So Happy Holidays to All – And Safe Travels