Friday Fun: BREAKING – NWS Bulletin on Tweetstorm “Donald”

Posted by SoINeedAName at 6:51 pm Politics

Sep 142018

In response to the news that Paul Manafort has pleaded “GUILTY” and is now working with Robert Mueller III, the National Weather Service has put out this PSA:

BREAKING: The National Weather Service is warning of the approaching Category 5 Tweetstorm “Donald”.

It is expected to reach landfall early Saturday morning.

The NWS urges all Americans to shelter in place. And to be sure they have an adequate supply of popcorn.

Phillip McCann of the NWS, echoing the president’s recent words, described the coming Tweetstorm: “It’s tremendously big and tremendously wet.”

(Which happen to be two things Melania has never said to Twitler.)

To help, they’ve provided this rating chart of Categories:

[NOTE: I shared w/ TC that I’m having a major backyard landscape renovation done. And today they cut my cable TWICE w/ their Bobcat. They spliced it together – but I’m scheduled to have Comcast come out tomorrow to be sure everything is OK. That’s why I’m so late … and limping along.]

7 Responses to “Friday Fun: BREAKING – NWS Bulletin on Tweetstorm “Donald””

Lona Goudswaard says:

September 14, 2018 at 10:01 pm

Despite your limping and a twice-cut cable this article is hilarious, Nameless. I won’t need to take shelter, but I’ll get a bucket of popcorn nevertheless. Let the tweets begin.
Joanne Dixon says:

September 15, 2018 at 9:10 am

Cross posted to Care2 HERE
- Joanne Dixon says:
  
  September 15, 2018 at 9:12 am
  
  oh, darn – have to pass on the popcorn (food allergy). But I’ll come up with something. What a hoot.
P Bowen says:

September 15, 2018 at 10:12 am

Hilarious!!! His hair is as phony as he is!!! lol

Thanks, Nameless, for post,
and Joanne for cross posting.
Jim Phillips says:

September 15, 2018 at 11:07 am

A “Hoot”… lol.
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TomCat says:

September 15, 2018 at 12:41 pm

Love it!

I hope your cable is squared away!
Lynn Squance says:

September 15, 2018 at 1:36 pm

LMAO!!! Too funny!!!

I guess it is true — a picture is worth a thousand words! In this case, you’ve got a whole essay! Now you just need a diaper to wrap it in!!!

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