… Of the chocolate variety.
Twitler’s “Gibberish Rally” last Saturday in an effort to help Rick Saccone in Pennsylvania’s special election (YEAH, LAMB!) wasn’t the only embarrassing moment for the Trump clan. Junior was also mocked in his own Meme when he campaigned with Saccone at the Sarris Candies factory.
This photo shows him being interviewed by a giant chocolate Easter bunny.
Of course Twitter wasn’t going to let a moment like that go by without mercilessly mocking Junior.
This is the danger of campaigning at a candy factory. #PA18 pic.twitter.com/omssQlvAF1
— Andrew Rush (@andrewrush) March 12, 2018
Gotta get that chocolate bunny vote. pic.twitter.com/21dcB03QF3
— Matt’s Idea Shop (@MattsIdeaShop) March 12, 2018
When you definitely didn’t take a meeting to dig up dirt on Marshmallow Peeps pic.twitter.com/9lonlrVBc6
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) March 12, 2018
"did YOU frame roger rabbit?" pic.twitter.com/7xjbIpCFid
— Ziwe (@ziwe) March 12, 2018
Probably the only time Junior has talked to a brown individual. Like you, I was shocked he didn’t demand to be interviewed by a white chocolate bunny. (Of course his old man would have demanded a Playboy Bunny.)
Unfortunately for Junior, he is still waiting to be interviewed by a reporter that is actually dumber than he is. I suppose we should be grateful it wasn’t just another vapid Fox or Breitbart interview. And we can all agree that one of them is hollow and brainless, and the other one is made of chocolate.
And about that hairnet that Junior was forced to “don”. Who do you think wore it better, Junior or Ruth Buzzi from the old “Laugh-In” show?
Don’t bite my head off (you didn’t think I was going to pass up another low-hanging pun like that, did you?) for re-visiting a nauseating incident, but I’m sure we all recall that disgusting photo when Junior and Eric went big game “hunting” in Africa. The one with Junior proudly holding the tail he cut off from an elephant he killed.
So, like me, you’re no doubt wondering if he took a similar trophy from this interview. Well, here’s your answer …
Was there ever any doubt?
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Good one Nameless.
The candy Wabbit is clearly smarter than Perv, Jr! ?
Cross posted to Care2 HERE.
Uday (or is it Qusay?) killing that poor bunny was what they call overdetermined (i.e. he had more than one reason, any one of which would have been sufficient.) Killing anyone and anything smarter than he is only one of the many. Thanks for this. I really needed the laugh!
(P.S. Ruth wore everything better. Don’t all Ruths?)
The typical chocolate bunny probably has more brains than that bozo.
Oh,no!
As in the wild, and evidenced by the picture, the Bunny clearly was giving directions to the man who got lost in the factory. All the other bunnies look scared seeing him too, sure hope they didn’t have a meltdown.
Ruth always wore her net with professionalism.
Thanks, Nameless, and Joanne for cross-posting.
Given the last picture, no reporter is ever going to want to interview Junior again. Not worth it: can’t get a sensible answer out of him and then he takes a shot at you. How about some revenge: hide all his, his father’s and his brother’s Easter eggs on Rickers Island, close the door behind them while they’re looking and throw away the key.
Thanks for a big smile for an excellent article, Nameless.
No, Lona, please, rocker’s Island is too close to me, I do not think I could stand the stench!
Since chocolate bunnies do not speak, we have, here, dumb and dumbest!