Lately the most accurate spokesman in the history of the Republican Party, Rump Dump Trump, has had a knack for surrounding himself with appropriate advisors, like Putin-stooge Manafart, and the head hater for Breitfart. Now he has gone beyond mere farts, all the way to Batshit!
In June, Donald Trump put failed Minnesota congresswoman Michele Bachmann on his Evangelical Advisory Board. In July, that appointment paid off as Bachmann announced that just as God had once chosen her to be president – yeah, don’t ask – he had now ‘lifted up’ Donald Trump to defeat Hillary Clinton.
It was necessary she say this, because in 2013 she’d assured us all that only God could defeat Hillary Clinton. Trump without God was doomed to fail, but as the old Crusader adage (Romans 8:31) goes, “If God is for us, who is against us?” See how that works? Deus Vult! God wills it!
At a Minnesota fundraiser for Trump on Sunday, the xenophobic Bachmann, who hates lots of people but specializes in fear and loathing of Muslims – she once said she wanted to declare war on an entire religion – dropped a terrifying bombshell: she’s advising Donald Trump on foreign policy.
I’m not sure you can actually call it advising when the advisor knows no more than the person being advised, but for the sake of argument, let’s pretend you can. Cause everything in Trump and Bachmann’s world is make believe anyway, right?…
From <PoliticusUSA>
There you have it! Could there be a more appropriate foreign affairs advisor for Rump Dump?
20 Responses to “Another Appropriate Trump Advisor!”
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You don't have to know anything to advise. You just have to give advice (i.e., tell people what to do.) The advice doesn't have to be right or even reasonable. Like, she once advised the US that we should outlaw Mexican restaurants. Then illegals wouldn't have anything to eat and they'd all go home. I think she'll be a perfect advisor for Drumpf.
OMG! Drumpf has resurrected BatShit Crazy Guano Girl Michelle Bachmann from the grave of has-beens to be on his Evangelical Advisory Board and advising Donald Drumpf on foreign policy. This is not an accidental fart, it is a major gas-fart-blow-out! And the two of them together really stink grotestically. lol.
On the negative side, the only thing foreign to Bachmann is reality.
On the plus side, if he adds Palin as an advisor (well, she can see Russia from her front porch – so she's qualified), we can expect to see more of one of my favorite T-shirts:
At the first instance I saw this t-shirt and the logo, I laughed out loud! Good one!
Does the fact that this model is showing a cross above the tee signify that Bachman is doubling as foreign affairs advisor AND deluded Evangelical advisor? You know all those old myths about the planet beong invaded by intergalactic aliens? Just saying.
I had just stopped laughing really loud after reading the article and then I started all over again after seeing the T-shirt. Thanks for the belly ache, Nameless 😀
Thanks, Nameless, I really needed to laugh tonight!
That is so rich!!! I needed that today!
If those two are both with Trump, it gives a new meaning to "T & A," doesn't it!
That is the ugliest, droopiest, saggiest set of twits I've ever seen,
One would HAVE to assume you're referring to the photos.
Of course!!
Love the T-shirt, So I Need A Name!
Rump Dump Drumpf is collecting low-born twits that can't get out of their own way when it comes to politics! There is no way that Bat Shit Bachmann has any idea how to do ANYTHING in the "advising" that will help Drumpf!
Hopefully, the self-destruct button will be hit soon and we won't have to listen to Rumpty Dumpty at all!!!
Great picture, Nameless!
Oh, Lordy….!! What in tarnation is that smell??
Thanks, Tom.
Just how deep can Dumb and Dumber get?
Can you imagine what this fool's cabinet appointments would look like? Batshit Lady, Dr. Ben, Pignochio, ad. nauseum!
Bachmann an advisor…to Drumpf…
Sorry, got to stop. Belly ache from laughing is preventing me from thinking and typing.
I think we should suggest that Trump use the tee shirt Nameless shared for all his "advisors". That would clarify their work for him.
Drumpf, Guano Girl, — Proof that the Peter Principle is true. They are rising to the height of their incompetence. Let's hope that the American electorate is more competent than these and votes to keep them out of government!
About a week ago, my mind drifted back to the 2012 election and specifically to Guano Girl. I thought this campaign is nuts enough without the ravings of Guano Girl. Now Drumpf has ruined it!!! Guano Girl is as non relevant as ever in a sea of non relevant Republicans!
Thanks all! Heated hugs!!