To quote TomCat: "Almost every week, Republicans join a competition to see who can say the most outlandish things, and in the process, they push the envelope on just how despicable InsaniTEA can become. I trust that you will believe it, when I tell you that last week was no exception."
The week was overflowing with right-wing assholery mixed with a generous dollop of buffoonery. As Trump’s inevitability grew stronger, he launched his sexist Hillary-bashing campaign in earnest.
4. Glenn Beck reacted entirely reasonably to John Boehner’s criticism of Ted Cruz.
Oh, hahahahaha. No he didn’t. He covered his face in Cheeto dust.
It was a hard week for Beck. First, his “divinely inspired” boy Ted Cruz lost all five states to Donald Trump on Tuesday, giving Cruz no realistic shot whatsoever at the nomination. Then Cruz named his vice presidential running mate anyway, the immensely likable Carly Fiorina, who sang a song that reminded everyone of an evil witch in a fairy tale. Then Cruz stunned everyone in Indiana with his stupidity about basketball. Then John Boehner made a rare appearance and told his truth about Ted, which is that he is “Lucifer in the flesh” and a “miserable son of a bitch.”
In a dazzling act of protest against the conspiracy of the orange men, Trump and Boehner, and to simulate their hue, a begoggled Beck performed a faceplant in a bowl of Cheeto dust.
Wanna see? Here’s video that will not scare the children, although it may make you lose your lunch.
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Well now we know . . . Glenn Beck has the IQ of a Cheeto! Click through for the other four moments.
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1. Drumpf: He can always have a sex change much like Caitlyn Jenner did so he can play the "woman card". Only problem is that Drumpf is a misogynist, a sexist pig. Drumpf can always follow Caitlyn to the bathroom. lol.
2. Bob Sutton: A new meaning phrase for a "kneeslapper".
3. Carly Fiorina: Maybe she should keep her day job, whatever it is, and not pursue a singing career. Is it Halloween yet… Carly is all pimped out and ready to go.
4. Frighting that Cheetos have an IQ… The "Orange" people: Boehner, Drumpf, Beck, Cruz. They really need to work on their diets. Maybe they are eating too much Cheetos or drinking too much Jameson. By the way, the "divinely inspired" Ted Cruz has suspended his GOP nomination race.
5. Bristol Palinsane: Just like her Mommy as a "Palinsane". The Horror of the culture of transphobia, the horror of the culture of bathrooms. Yup, move over Chuckie, heeere's Ann Coulter, a genuine fire-breathing voodoo poof doll.
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Sheesh – I thought I was never going to be able to use this. Thanks Lynn!
1. It just takes my breath away when people talk about "the woman card" or "the race card" as if either one of those things were an advantage in getting ahead. It takes my breath away tenfold when people talk abot these "cards" as an advantage in getting votes from Americans. Doesn't Trump know there are hundreds of thousands of people still out there who would shoot themselves before they would vote for a woman? Apparently not.
2. I think this Bob Sutton absolutely has to be related to Williw Sutton. I see a family resemblance in the way they think.
3. It is rare if not unprecedented for anyone to make this list not by saying something but by singing something. But it definitely qualifies. (She even picked the melody of a song about hallucinations. http://www.oldielyrics.com/lyrics/irving_berlin/i_wonder_why_youre_just_in_love.html Srsly.) (And here's a GREAT cover of it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7N8qLJc-zU )
4. WTF. Well, Beck has the hair color if not the style. OMG.
5. Well. Back to my theory that American brains have been poisoned by chemicals. How else can you come up with making hate a religious value? And crusading for it? Blecchhh.
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If they must shoot themselves, I have a suggestion about which body part would make a valid target. ?
1. Hillary has a card she plays and he, Drumpf, hasn't and that just isn't fair, waaahhhhh. How pathetic is that? I'm really dreading the coming months to the election. There's only so much I can stand and if this is all that Drumpf can come up with, I may be forced to excuse myself from all of this.
2. Oh no, it's bloody contagious too…
3. Thank goodness that we don't have to deal with Creepy Cruz or his equally creepy sidekick any longer. That must have been the shortest run for a 'mate' ever, by the way.
4. Perhaps there was more to the video, but after 1 minute I had more than enough of four grownup men dipping their face in Cheeto crunch. Really, we're supposed to watch more than three minutes of this in the understanding that this is a political statement of some sorts against Drumpf and Cruz? If you're favorite candidate is crushed by another, grow a pair and get over it, will ya.
5. As if her mother wasn't bad enough, we're now supposed to get upset about what her daughter is blogging about? I've two questions about that. 1. Who cares? 2. How did we come to this?
So, what do we have, here, for the Donald, reverse penis envy?
The top Broward County GOPig? The top GOpig in a state run by Rick Scott? What the hell else could one expect?
1.Trump is an id, to the worst degree.Trump loves to bully, and talk smack. He's an entertainer, not a politician, imho. Plus, I think HRC has better looking hands too….LOL.
2. Oh, ick !!!
3. Downright creepy, imo.
4. Uh…they can do what they want…but…to be fair, is this all they can come up on reporting? ugh!
5. Brain addled like her mama…as if we're listening with bated breath here….LOL.
Geesh! Is it just me, or are the ID's off the wall, and getting worse? with their comments and sheer idiocy?
Thank you, Lynn for posting.
You know ypu will be sued by a Cheeto. I'm glad you picked this one up. I just didn't get to it.