Samantha Bee is rapidly becoming one of my favorite people, and I’m increasingly happy to share her work with you. She presents Republicans in a manner that is both thoroughly accurate, and hilarious. In her most recent offering she lambasted some of my least-favorite people: Republican Supply-side pseudo-Christians (the polar opposite of authentic Christians), and the only Canadian export more toxic than the poison from the tar sands, Ted Cruz aka TRUSed Uranus.
Even when on vacation – as Samantha Bee currently is – the Full Frontal host still has some of the best material of the late night crowd. Monday evening, the show posted a new clip in which Bee takes a close look at some of the religious leaders supporting Ted Cruz, and finds that they are, in a word, awful.
There’s Colorado Pastor Kevin Swanson, who spends a lot of time talking about how scripture suggests "homosexuals" are “worthy of death” and sea-bottom suffocation resulting from “the Mafia treatment.”
“It’s in the gospel of Tony, wherein Jesus takes that whore Adriana unto the woods and wacketh her,” says Bee. “When Swanson is in doubt – which is never – he just checks his bracelet: Who would Jesus drown?”
Then there’s Flip Benham, a “minister and convicted stalker” who is also an ardent Islamophobe and proponent of the the idea that gay people are super violent…
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Behold what Republicans call love!
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I don't think it would be possible to carve a happy face, or anything else, on an open sore filled with pus, because the pus would squirt out all over everything and blur the carving so badly it would be unidentifiable.
Yes, I realize there's another possible interpretation of the phrase as written.
And I really, REALLY don't want to go there.
Love Samantha, she's on target for sure!!
Thanks, Tom.
Love Samantha! Those pseudo Christians needed a double barf bag alert.
Open pussy sore, eh! That sounds like a description of Republicans in general.
She's definitely funny.
Just to keep your "Family-Friendly" creds when it comes to “pussy”, we’re all referring to a purulent lesion, which is pronounced /ˈpʌsɪ/ – as opposed to … hmmm … errr .. a cute little kitty cat, which is pronounced /ˈpʊsɪ/.
Samantha Bee is getting better by the minute, but then the Clowns left in the car are making it very easy for her and fellow commedians, aren't they. With these people endorsing Cruz, who needs enemies?
Bee bats 1000 with another bullseye.
Thanks all!! Hugs!!
To those pseudo "Supply-side pseudo-Christians" ministers, pastors especially Colorado Pastor Kevin Swanson need to disappear permanently into the abyss. Swanson is a very hateful "something…". Cruz can keep Swanson in his uranus.