Yep, it's Saturday night and time for Right Wing Follies brought to you by the Republican Party of the US and their right wing associates.
Guano Girl! She's baaack!!
3. Climatologist and biblical scholar Michelle Bachmann has a theory about floods.
Where there is horrifically bad weather in America, there will always be some kook proclaiming it is God’s wrath for America’s sinful ways. Same sex marriage, blah blah, abortion, yah de yah de yah.
This week the storm in question was the flooding in South Carolina, and the kook in question was Michelle Bachmann. Turns out that the severe flooding in South Carolina and parts of North Carolina, yep, God’s wrath, people. What’s God pissed off about now? U.S. policy on Israel. “US turns back on Israel, disasters following,” Bachmann tweeted, employing some headscratching grammar. She helpfully included dramatic flood pictures from South Carolina, so her followers would know which biblical flood she was referring to.
How exactly the US is turning its back on Israel is not explained. Of course, this is not the first time Bachmann has pointed out that President Obama’s foreign policy is hastening the End Times. They are nigh, people! Time to take that crash course in arc building.
I have a theory about a flood . . . specifically the flood of nonsense that eminates from Guano Girl! It seems that if she is denied an audience for any length of time, she comes right off the rails! . . . even more than usual!
Read about the other four Right Wing Moments this Week in Alternet and don't forget the popcorn.
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Thanks Lynn–but I should've skipped the popcorn since I choked on it.
1. There have been several people warning us that Kasich is no moderate. Rachel must have missed them. Truly, Trum or Carson would be less dangerous. A rattlesnake warns you with a rattle. A Cobra doesn't.
2. Perhaps she's just jealous.
3. Michelle, Michelle. Didn't you read the whole story of Noah, and God promising never again to destroy the earth by flood? Even giving the rainbow for a signe of the promise? No, it won't be by flooding; more likely, by fire. So why aren't you more worried about using nuclear weapons, which conservative want so badly to do? Oh, wait, you WANT the end of the world, don't you? Never mind.
4. Rupert Murdich (not a typo) is interesting as an example of exactly how much money it takes in health care for a person whose only exercise is riding roughshod over the poor to continue being alive past 80.
5. "If a Republican did what she did, with the email thing, they would be in jail," – he must be thinking of high profile Republican inmates like Colin Powell and Condoleeza Rice. What? They're not in jail? Goodness gracious me! What's the world coming to?
such a scary picture that its a good thing that I haven't eaten in a while
Just like the GOP, my popcorn was cold and slick with too much processed butter. I threw it away.
1. Kasich thinks he's not "running a popularity contest,” while campaigning for the presidency in New Hampshire. The other candidates will be glad to hear that. After giving young women and old folks a peek of his more charming side, he'll soon not have to worry about that contest any longer.
2. We think it's bad enough that we get stuck with royalty just because they happen to be born in the right bed, but Americans take the cake with elevating offspring of dubious celebrities to celebrities themselves. Her mother Sarah is (still) quoted despite there's only insane drivel coming out of her mouth, but how on earth did this dimwit daughter Bristol manage to claim a piece of the celebrity action to? Who really gives a sh$%t what this teenager says about anything?
3. Apparently another dimwit of the Palin category still has a following. Good for her. Now stop bothering us with her babbling.
4. Rupert Murdoch is not a racist because Uncle Tom Carson says so. And Uncle Tom Carson says so because Rupert Murdoch called him a real black man… the reality of America today in a nutshell.
5. Starting to feel sorry for Trump a little now he's out-crazied by Carson.
QUESTION:
How come EVERY natural disaster that strikes some Bible-thumping Red state in the South is always – ALWAYS – the fault of us moral reprobate "Libtards" living in the North?
I mean, is God's aim really THAT bad?
I love your comment. Remember, I live in a border state, so I would get it coming and going.
Bachman and both Palins need to go away, period. If I were Bristol and pregnant with my second unexpected child, I would hesitate to criticize any birth control available.
I have a friend who lives in Ohio and she despises Kasich. I see why after reading the article.
Trump and Carson are trying to out crazy each other.
There should be a law against all the lying the RepukkklicanTs do ALL THE TIME!