21 Barf Bag Alerts

 Posted by at 11:18 am  Politics
Feb 252015
 

Who on earth is so very vile by ]nature that they could trigger the use of 21 barf bags?  Considering the state of the Republican party, I’m sure there must be several, but one very obvious choice is Idiot, Son of Idiot, Named after Idiot, aka Rand Paul.  I promise to be merciful.

0225rand-paulSenator Rand Paul, of Kentucky, seems to have no problem contradicting himself. The self-proclaimed "constitutional conservative" is typically lost in libertarian thought leading him to make inflammatory sexist, racist and overbearingly hypocritical comments on nearly every issue he faces. Whether he’s attempting to police women’s bodies, ignoring police brutality for stingy tobacco taxes, or speaking out against vaccines and posting himself receiving booster shots only days later, Ron Paul’s son is one politician you can unabashedly hate or enjoy laughing at.

1. When Paul spoke out against vaccines:

"I have heard of many tragic cases of walking, talking normal children who wound up with profound mental disorders after vaccines.Rand Paul / Twitter

2. When he backed voter ID laws:

"I don’t think there’s a problem with showing your ID, but I do think there’s a problem with Republicans saying, ‘Hey, our big issue for the campaign is going to be voter ID,’ because what it creates is — a lot of African-Americans understandably remember the ’40s and ’50s in the South, and they remember suppression of the vote."

3. When he spoke out against government assistance:

“As humans, yeah, we do have an obligation to give people water, to give people food, to give people health care."

“But it’s not a right because once you conscript people and say, ‘Oh, it’s a right,’ then really you’re in charge, it’s servitude, you’re in charge of me and I’m supposed to do whatever you tell me to do… It really shouldn’t be seen that way."…

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I promised mercy, and I delivered.  So far you should have used up only three barf bags.  Chick through to use the other 19.

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  16 Responses to “21 Barf Bag Alerts”

  1. Idiot, Son of Idiot, Named after Idiot, aka Rand Paul. Why should we be "merciful" to him 
    when he wants to take Social Security away from the senior citizens, the infirm, the poor and the 
    disabled… 

    Idiot needs to be taken out to the woodshed and left to rot in the deep doo-doo hole. lol. 

    • No, Jim, TC means he is being merciful to US by only quoting three on this page.  He would show no mercy to Idiot Son of Idiot etc.  He just spares us the full load unless we click through.

      • Yes, I do understand. I just used the word "merciful" in a different way. We should not show any mercy, no mercy towards Idot, Son of Idiot, Named after Idiot, aka Rand Paul. After reading all of the 21 "barf bags", Idiot deserves NO MERCY! Rand is a pathetic excuse of a Congesscritter and he wants to be POTUS??? 

  2. The other day in the "Ban Yoga Pants" post I made a comment about a card-carrying libertarian never wanting to do that.  I do NOT want to leave the impression that I'm a card-carrying libertarian – I am NOT!

    I'd have to go along with Rachel Maddow when she said: "I’m undoubtedly a liberal, which means that I’m in almost total agreement with the Eisenhower-era Republican party platform."

    And if you don't believe how far Rethuglicans have moved the Overton Window to the Radical Right, just take a look at the 1956 Republican Platform of Eisenhower – you'll be nodding in agreement on almost everything (scroll down a tad):

    http://www.politicalwrinkles.com/open-discussion/41583-1956-republican-platform.html

    • The Democrats did not do a good job of differentiating themselves either. I was not old enough to vote then, so I don't remember whether they really didn't care much.  I do remember a post-election cartoon of the cleanup of Dem headquarters, signs and whatnot, with one saying to the other, "Nothing ever really did rhyme with Adlai anyway."

    • "I Like Ike".

  3. Just when you think it is obvious that he is too dumb to tie his own shoes, you remember all those people who voted for him (not you, Edie, I know you didn't).

  4. I had to use 6 “bare bags” on these three! There was NO WAY I was gonna click thru and read the rest of them!
    Idiot, Son of Idiot, Named after Idiot, aka Rand Paul, is so full of crap that he needs a filter just to talk!
    Can’t stand the wastefulness of these idiots!

  5. The official Libertarian Party Platform always support decriminalization of marijuana and his eyes in your picture suggest…

  6. I must be a masochist because I clicked through, knowing the misery it would cause.  I humble apologize for my fellow Kentuckians who voted for Idiot, son of Idiot.

  7. That truly was a 21 Barf Bag Salute!  I read through each one, some twice . . . too often, Idiot, son of Idiot, named after Idiot did not make any sense at all . . . not one iota!

    But #1 may come closest to explaining his "dementia".

    "I have heard of many tragic cases of walking, talking normal children who wound up with profound mental disorders after vaccines."

    So that is what happened to Rand Paul after he had his vaccine!

  8. TY TC. 

  9. Thanks all.  Volunteer day.  Moving fast.

  10. My stomach couldn't take more than 3 examples..;)

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