Since Republicans frequently threaten to secede, if they don’t get their way, it came to me that there is really no reason to break up the country. Instead, why not give Republicans a planet of their very own? The more I pondered this, it became clear that Mars would be ideal for Republicans and here are ten reasons why.
10) The lighter gravity would make it easier to hold up Donald Trump's hair.
9) They could outlaw Social Security, Medicare and Medicaid.
8) They could say global warming is good without lying.
7) Willard could bury his tax returns there.
6) Since Republicans lack curiosity, Curiosity is already there.
5) Methane, which Republicans have in abundance, is ideal for terraforming.
4) Since mars has no intelligent life, Republicans there would change nothing.
3) Republicans would have a whole new world to destroy.
2) Mars is already a red planet.
1) If they were on Mars, they would not be here.
Bye!
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32 Responses to “10 Reasons to Give Mars to the Republicans”
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Good list, Tom, but I hate to give up all that science to people who don't believe in science.
We can keep some here too, 🙂
GTood list TC- only one concern tho– Mars is just to close !!
Good point, Phyllis.
ROFLMAO……love your reasons Tom! And they make sense! LOL
Thanks, Terrie. If they didn't, they wouldn't be funny.
Tom, Mars is too good for those lying creeps. Creeps is modest to what I would like to say. I cannot believe that there are people that will vote and hold up for these idiots,it is beyond me! Keeping you in my prayers for the coming days, TC. Take care of yourself.
Thanks, Gypsy. I appreciate that.
lf Men are from Mars, and Women are from Venus …
Then Democrats are from Earth,
And Repubicans are from Uranus!
I just flushed some republicans this morning.
Love it! You are so funny and so talented Nameless!
LOL!! But I have never poo'd a Republican.
Best description yet of Republicans, Nameless.
Tom, With what they have here Mars will be a piece of cake. Great top ten. I happen to hear you on the radio this morning. Great job
Thanks Mama. I enjoyed doing the show.
I'm willing to chip in $3 for gas!;)
LOL I see you get 1,000 $3 requests per day too!
Great list of reasons TC! I like #1 and #2 in particular.
What about adding "Republican/Teabaggers could ensure there were no tax increases on the wealthy and corporations without having to deal with Democrats. Hell, they could lower taxes to nothing!"
How2 could we get the corporations to move to Mars with them?
Don't Republican/Teabaggers control many of the corporations too? They'd want to be close to their money!
That might do it, but theey may stick it in a tax shelter on Venus.
I was doing some other reading tonight and came across a piece about Stephen Hawking. Those Brits can really be prophetic — must be those stones! (Stonehenge) Stephen Hawking: Space Exploration Crucial To Human Survival
Anyway, Stephen Hawking says the colonisation of outer space is key to the survival of humankind, predicting it will be difficult for the world's inhabitants "to avoid disaster in the next hundred years."
Just one more reason supporting the transfer of the Republican/Teabaggers to Mars, and this comes from a noted astro -physicist.
Seriously, I agree with Hawking.
I was doing some other reading tonight and came across a piece about Stephen Hawking. Those Brits can really be prophetic — must be those stones! (Stonehenge) Stephen Hawking: Space Exploration Crucial To Human Survival
Anyway, Stephen Hawking says the colonisation of outer space is key to the survival of humankind, predicting it will be difficult for the world's inhabitants "to avoid disaster in the next hundred years."
Just one more reason supporting the transfer of the Republican/Teabaggers to Mars, and this comes from a noted astro -physicist.
I still agree. 😉
Great list and we can re-energize the space program in Florida, a win win… 🙂
Love it! Maybe we can convince them to take the world's nuclear waste with them, since they don't think that it's a problem.
Another excellent idea!
Excellent idea!
Rixar13, you are a genius!
My absolute favorite is:
4) Since mars has no intelligent life, Republicans there would change nothing.
I like that one too!