Back when Barack Obama was in the womb in Kenya, he had lots of scheming to do. He had to plan the forgery of his birth certificate, his illegal ascent to the White House, and the destruction of the white race. But more important than any of those, he also had to plot the demise of the de facto head of the Republican Party, Rush Limbaugh. If you have a hard time buying that, it’s no more absurd than the conspiracy theory Republicans and their Faux Noise minions are actually hatching.
Eric Bolling, host of Fox New’s The Five has uncovered a liberal conspiracy of a scope and magnitude unimaginable by an average mind. Bolling, known for his keen analytical skills, yesterday revealed the truth behind "Sandra Fluke," the sex-drug terrorist who blew up Rush Limbaugh:
President Obama, on the ropes with the economy and specifically with women voters, gets Mrs. Fluke to create a controversy, and the liberal media puppets play along as scripted.
Now that the rat is out of the bag, we can reveal how the whole thing went down:
In the fall of 2009, just as Obamacare was being pushed through as a means of taking away everybody’s freedom, Obama and his cohorts planted one "Sandra Fluke" at the Georgetown Law School. She was chosen, as The Five panelist Andrea Tantaros observed, because she was "supremely radical and part of this fringe gender mania sect." There she remained embedded, working quietly to undermine religious law studies, until she was activated late last month… [emphasis added]
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Hello? Is anyone there in la la land? This level of InsaniTEA is comic!
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One excellent point is that we should not go away when the news falls off, but keep up the pressure on Limbarf’s advertisers and stations. You know what to do!
Flush Rush!
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Nameless, I think you’ve outdone yourself! Well done!
A masterpiece, Nameless, an absolute masterpiece! Well done.
Nameless…this is fantastic…sharing, LOL.
Thanks for all your kind words. I only hope you had half as much fun in reading it as I did in putting it together. (I actually chortled a time or two myself.) And to be honest, when I saw that picture it really just sort of wrote itself.
I am so sick of Limbaugh! The issue is important, but the man (I use the term loosely and mean no offense to my male friends!) is not. He is a bombastic gas bag that needs to be pricked so that he flies around only to fall to the ground, silent, when the gas is gone. This little piggy needs to go to market.
And why the GOP don’t have the balls to stand up to this idiot is beyond me. He is taking the GOP down a road that I don’t think they want to go! That’s probably another conspiracy theory that Faux Noise will start ranting about to the sheeple — how the left conspired to get rid of the right.
FLUSH RUSH!!!!!
“One excellent point is that we should not go away when the news falls off, but keep up the pressure on Limbarf’s advertisers and stations. You know what to do!”
The pressure will never end from myself… Flush Rush!
I intend to introduce the words Limbaugh, Viagra, Puerto Plata, and underage prostitution in every venue that I can introduce them. This pig has gotten by with his little “fishing” trips to Puerto Plata too many times now without a peep from the MSM.
Uhhh…what exactly is it that they do with…pork rectums?! Why do they need to have them boxed up?!
Great photo that neatly sums up the whole body of Limbaugh’s work over the years.
“The Great Liberal Fluke Conspiracy”
After listening to and reading some of the rhetoric, all I find is absurdity. Assuming the liberals picked Sandra Fluke as a plant to testify before the committee, what is the problem? Did someone really expect that they would just go out to some college campus, stand in the parking lot, and pick some one at random? Of course not, and neither would the conservatives. The conservative pundits and talking heads are missing some important points. How did the liberals manipulate the committee hearings so that the GOP chair would not allow her to speak, and instead hear testimony from religiously conservative men? How did the liberals manipulate Limbaugh to intentionally sling around such vile commentary? It certainly seems to me that everything the conservatives did served to call attention to Fluke’s comments eventually made to the House Democratic Steering and Policy Committee. The conservatives raised her comments to a national level they would have never reached on their own. My guess is that if they had simply allowed her to testify, and moved on, that would have been that. So, if there was any conspiracy, I must assume it was that the liberals knew exactly how the conservatives would react and let them go at it. The only “fluke” here, is that the liberals may have underestimated the absurd levels the conservatives would take the whole affair. As a result, I would conclude that the liberals are far more intelligent than the conservatives, far more astute, and as a result clearly more capable of running the country.