My son Alex and I are already on the list this year. I’m sure we’ll get to me at the rate it’s going. I’m sure it will be a bad one and my name will live in infamy attached to a fucking hurricane. 🙁
I’m sure my mom has already headed for higher ground. My dad will be a dumbass and want to “stay with the house” – yeah, you’re 73 year old, WTF are you gonna do. My mom left him with some food and told him to not try and kill himself and she left. Like when he and my ex were standing in front of a plate glass sliding door and with the fucking sirens going off, watching the tornado come in – fucking idiots. The rest of us are in the bathroom and my mom is SCREAMING for my dad. She stopped for a moment and said to me “Why aren’t you screaming for Mark?” I said “If he’s stupid enough to stand in front of the sliding glass door with a fucking tornado coming, he deserves to die. And Dad’s got insurance right?” She stopped screaming for him after that. 🙂
Storms can make people crazy. In 1962 an unexpected storm straddled the east coast. Normally 2 1.2 blocks from the beach, I went surfing in the street in front of my home.
I think Janis Joplin wouldn’t mind if they named this one pEARL.
God I am in a pissy mood today.
LOL, Mark!
My son Alex and I are already on the list this year. I’m sure we’ll get to me at the rate it’s going. I’m sure it will be a bad one and my name will live in infamy attached to a fucking hurricane. 🙁
That infamy may be drowned out by the infamy of the MOM voice. 😉
I’m sure my mom has already headed for higher ground. My dad will be a dumbass and want to “stay with the house” – yeah, you’re 73 year old, WTF are you gonna do. My mom left him with some food and told him to not try and kill himself and she left. Like when he and my ex were standing in front of a plate glass sliding door and with the fucking sirens going off, watching the tornado come in – fucking idiots. The rest of us are in the bathroom and my mom is SCREAMING for my dad. She stopped for a moment and said to me “Why aren’t you screaming for Mark?” I said “If he’s stupid enough to stand in front of the sliding glass door with a fucking tornado coming, he deserves to die. And Dad’s got insurance right?” She stopped screaming for him after that. 🙂
Storms can make people crazy. In 1962 an unexpected storm straddled the east coast. Normally 2 1.2 blocks from the beach, I went surfing in the street in front of my home.
At my house all of the hurricanes are already called “Lisa”. Sometimes I call them “Dear”. 🙂
My husband is funny eh? He’s in Joliet this week….just wait until he gets home. 😉
Uh Oh!! 🙁
As in, “yes, Dear”? 😉