A Most Blessed Day

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Apr 232010
 

The First Church of the Ellipsoid Orb has many holy days.  Often unnoticed among the uninitiated are the Days of Selection of Acolytes.  On these days, those deemed most worthy are selected to serve in one of the church’s thirty two orders.  The First Day contained a special blessing.  Here are the results:

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Pick #

NFL Team

Player

1

STL

Bradford, Sam, QB, Oklahoma

2

DET

Suh, Ndamukong, DT, Nebraska

3

TB

McCoy, Gerald, DT, Oklahoma

4

WAS

Williams, Trent, OT, Oklahoma

5

KC

Berry, Eric, SS, Tennessee

6

SEA

Okung, Russell, OT, Oklahoma State

7

CLE

Haden, Joe, CB, Florida

8

OAK

McClain, Rolando, LB, Alabama

9

BUF

Spiller, C.J., RB, Clemson

10

JAX

Alualu, Tyson, DE, California

11

SF

Davis, Anthony, OT, Rutgers

12

SD

Mathews, Ryan, RB, Fresno State

13

PHI

Graham, Brandon, DE, Michigan

14

SEA

Thomas, Earl, SS, Texas

15

NYG

Pierre-Paul, Jason, DE, South Florida

16

TEN

Morgan, Derrick, DE, Georgia Tech

17

SF

Iupati, Mike, OG, Idaho

18

PIT

Pouncey, Maurkice, C, Florida

19

ATL

Weatherspoon, Sean, LB, Missouri

20

HOU

Jackson, Kareem, CB, Alabama

21

CIN

Gresham, Jermaine, TE, Oklahoma

22

DEN

Thomas, Demaryius, WR, Georgia Tech

23

GB

Bulaga, Bryan, OT, Iowa

24

DAL

Bryant, Dez, WR, Oklahoma State

25

DEN

Tebow, Tim, QB, Florida

26

ARI

Williams, Dan, DT, Tennessee

27

NE

McCourty, Devin, CB, Rutgers

28

MIA

Odrick, Jared, DT, Penn State

29

NYJ

Wilson, Kyle, CB, Boise State

30

DET

Best, Jahvid, RB, California

31

IND

Hughes, Jerry, DE, TCU

32

NO

Robinson, Patrick, CB, Florida State

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Those of you who know me well, know that I worship in the Denver Order.  The acquisition of former Heisman Trophy winner, Tim Tebow, by my order was completely unexpected.  This has left me in a state of religious ecstasy, which may last for several seasons.

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