A Most Blessed Day

Posted by TomCat at 2:14 am Plus

Apr 232010

The First Church of the Ellipsoid Orb has many holy days. Often unnoticed among the uninitiated are the Days of Selection of Acolytes. On these days, those deemed most worthy are selected to serve in one of the church’s thirty two orders. The First Day contained a special blessing. Here are the results:

Pick #	NFL Team	Player
1	STL	Bradford, Sam, QB, Oklahoma
2	DET	Suh, Ndamukong, DT, Nebraska
3	TB	McCoy, Gerald, DT, Oklahoma
4	WAS	Williams, Trent, OT, Oklahoma
5	KC	Berry, Eric, SS, Tennessee
6	SEA	Okung, Russell, OT, Oklahoma State
7	CLE	Haden, Joe, CB, Florida
8	OAK	McClain, Rolando, LB, Alabama
9	BUF	Spiller, C.J., RB, Clemson
10	JAX	Alualu, Tyson, DE, California
11	SF	Davis, Anthony, OT, Rutgers
12	SD	Mathews, Ryan, RB, Fresno State
13	PHI	Graham, Brandon, DE, Michigan
14	SEA	Thomas, Earl, SS, Texas
15	NYG	Pierre-Paul, Jason, DE, South Florida
16	TEN	Morgan, Derrick, DE, Georgia Tech
17	SF	Iupati, Mike, OG, Idaho
18	PIT	Pouncey, Maurkice, C, Florida
19	ATL	Weatherspoon, Sean, LB, Missouri
20	HOU	Jackson, Kareem, CB, Alabama
21	CIN	Gresham, Jermaine, TE, Oklahoma
22	DEN	Thomas, Demaryius, WR, Georgia Tech
23	GB	Bulaga, Bryan, OT, Iowa
24	DAL	Bryant, Dez, WR, Oklahoma State
25	DEN	Tebow, Tim, QB, Florida
26	ARI	Williams, Dan, DT, Tennessee
27	NE	McCourty, Devin, CB, Rutgers
28	MIA	Odrick, Jared, DT, Penn State
29	NYJ	Wilson, Kyle, CB, Boise State
30	DET	Best, Jahvid, RB, California
31	IND	Hughes, Jerry, DE, TCU
32	NO	Robinson, Patrick, CB, Florida State

Those of you who know me well, know that I worship in the Denver Order. The acquisition of former Heisman Trophy winner, Tim Tebow, by my order was completely unexpected. This has left me in a state of religious ecstasy, which may last for several seasons.

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