Apr 182010
 

The de facto head of the GOP is now casting himself as as a prophet, speaking the word of Supply-side Jesus (the GOP invention, not the real one).

Limbaugh-Jesus Yesterday, hate radio host Rush Limbaugh talked about the volcanic eruption that’s affecting air travel over much of Europe, saying it was “God speaking” [Limbarf delinked] in response to the passage of health care:

You know, a couple of days after the health care bill had been signed into law Obama ran around all over the country saying, “Hey, you know, I’m looking around. The earth hadn’t opened up. There’s no Armageddon out there. The birds are still chirping.” I think the earth has opened up. God may have replied. This volcano in Iceland has grounded more airplanes — airspace has more affected — than even after 9/11 because of this plume, because of this ash cloud over Northern and Western Europe. At the Paris airport they’re telling people to head to the train station to catch trains out of France, and when people get to the train station they’re telling people, “There aren’t any seats until at least April 22nd,” basically a week from now. It’s got everybody in a shutdown. Earth has opened up. I don’t know whether it’s a rebirth or Armageddon. Hopefully it’s a rebirth, God speaking

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Inserted from <Think Progress>

Who does he think he is, GW ChickenHawk?  Crawford Caligula said God told him to attack Iraq and embarked on a supply-side jihad.  Pat Robertson said a hurricane would strike Disney World, when they announced an end to discrimination against the LGBT community.  The next hurricane to strike the US made landfall at Virginia Beach, Robertson’s HQ.  You have to hand it to God.  She has a great sense of humor.  The prophet Limbaugh is on shaky ground.  Supply-side Jesus has a lousy track record, because he isn’t real.  The GOP/American Taliban invented him to justify their perverted gospel of war, greed and hatred.  The real Jesus would never punish for healing the sick.

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  4 Responses to “And the Word of the Lord Came to Limbaugh”

  1. Limpballs is just a hate spewing monster – there’s just no other way to put it. He associates HCR with a natural phenom? What a jackass. Jesus should come down here and kick his ass!

  2. i would think a man with so much viagra would be busy taking care of his domincan boys

    but what do i know?

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