Jan 252010
Yesterday the faithful in the First Church of the Ellipsoid Orb were particularly blesses in the second Contemplation on Conference. The Mystery of Overtime revealed that Saints are blessed. I caught up on comments, vut got no visiting done. Today I have a cat scan, so I will probably not do much better. The world mist have joined me in the pursuit of the Orb, as this morning my news aggregator was almost bare.
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OGIM!!
11 Responses to “Open Thread – 1/25/2010”
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I hope the CT scan bears good news, Tom.
It has been recently brought to my attention that certain individuals around here(*cough* Oso *cough*) have expressed an open love of my wife. Let me just say this to you all: You OBVIOUSLY don't know her very well. π She has that smooth, silky 'Internet voice' that everyone loves. Reality… Well… Oh, crap. Gotta go, I think she is walking in here.
(In the distance: Otis sobbing openly "Please! No! I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'll never vote Republican again! Yes, nuclear power is bad! I'll delete it!")
[To truly appreciate the humor in the above, keep in mind that I am 6'2", 260lbs and look like something off America's Most Wanted. Lisa is petite, 5'2" and looks like the accounting professional she is.]
Thanks, Stimpson. It will probably be a couple weeks before I get the results.
Otis, I think that's part of the attraction. She looks so mild-mannered, and BOOM! Out come the leathers and whips. I can just see Oso saying, "I've been bad… very bad." π
Ok, that's just icky.
LOL! You guys are funny. Where did I put my leathers away? I should break them out again.
otis,
ROFLMFAO!
Yes I think I am head groupie of the "Politics Plus We Love LisaG" club.
I'd appreciate if you kept between you and me that I'm 58, 5'11" and weigh 160 on a good day.and drive a 37 year old VW bug. I don't want to shatter her illusions.
If you must tell her,break it to her gently.
Too late, Oso. You're busted.
Lisa G,
On the plus side, the 37 year old VW is paid off as well as the Dodger hat.
Sorry Lisa. Completely NOT serious, of course. I had to find something less fearsome than the MOM voice.
Woooo Hoooo, Marva!!
Oso, methinks you're toast.
TC,
methinks you're right!
LOL!!