Friday Fun: Trump in Europe – Highlights of His Lowlights

Pretty sure we can all agree there were plenty of Twitler lowlights while on his European tour, so to make covering them easier, I decided to take a gander at them chronologically.

Before he even landed at Stansted Airfield (a former military base that’s further out and not as busy as Heathrow or Gatwick – so less of a disruption), the Brits started trolling him.   

A cheeky teenager named Ollie Nancarrow mowed what can only be called a dickish greeting of a POTUS Penis (but decidedly NOT Twitler’s) in a field in his landing flightpath at Stansted.

 In another field also on the landing flightpath he mowed a polar bear and “Climate Change Is Real”.

And who can forget the throngs of adoring crowds that Trump claimed welcomed him?

I kept hearing that there would be “massive” rallies against me in the UK, but it was quite the opposite. The big crowds, which the Corrupt Media hates to show, were those that gathered in support of the USA and me. They were big & enthusiastic as opposed to the organized flops!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) June 5, 2019

Well, he is right that those huge crowds that formed were specifically for him – but they were all PROTESTORS!

So how about a Baker’s Dozen photos of them to get the flavor:

And to help Donny with his delusions, here’s what his ACTUAL arrival looked like crowd-wise when he was in “The Beast” (nickname of the president’s armored Cadillac) rolling on his way to Buckingham Palace:

 And the trolling of Trump wasn’t just by protestors – there were laser lightshows, too.  One was a great USS John S McCain hat (minus any tarp) projected onto Madame Tussauds: 

 

And one comparing UK presidential approval ratings projected on the Tower of London:

 

We should note that the slights by the Royal Family to Trump started even before his arrival.  Unlike Presidents George W. Bush and Obama, the Trumps were not invited to lodge at Buckingham Palace during their stay.  Nor were they granted a ride with the Queen in her open carriage, nor was he invited to speak to Parliament.

But the Queen did put out the good china for a white-tie State dinner with the Trumps – all EIGHT of them!  Which begs the question: Who’s picking up the tab for the “kids” and their spouses to tag along?

And here are the “kids”, all decked out for the State dinner:

Of the six people in that photo, only two have even a remote reason for attending – Jarvanka.  The other four – none at all!

And besides, staying in their usual grifter-mode, it looks like Ivanka is taking advantage of the free publicity to promote her new “Little House on the Prairie” clothing line.  And Eric’s wife Lara looks like she’s wearing something my Mom would buy as an oil-tablecloth for the kitchen table back when I was in grade school.  And how was Tiffany able to get a hold of one of Miss Kitty’s dresses from Gunsmoke days?

But none of that compares to the tuxedo (obviously tailored by someone who aligns with the RESIST movement) that Twitler wore to the dinner.

 

KIDDING!  It wasn’t quite that bad.

But seriously, here’s how a real president pulls off a State dinner with royalty compared to how Trump mangled it:

 

(Besides looking like Pres. Obama just stepped out from a GQ photoshoot, notice how the Queen is beaming at him!)

And just in case Trump didn’t care for the menu selections, he stopped by Burger King first for some takeout.

 

The big question is, “Who Wore It Better” – Trump or Mr. Creosote from Monty Python fame?

 

But I think we should go a little easy on Donnie.  From my obstetrics rotation I can still remember that the third trimester can be very difficult.

 

To close on a true highlight, we should give a tip-of-the-hat to a famous feline who lives in the Prime Minister’s neighborhood – Larry the Downing Street Cat.  Although his official title is Larry, Chief Mouser to the Cabinet Office.

When Trump was visiting Prime Minister May, Larry settled in under The Beast and refused to move when Trump was ready to leave!  Obviously he takes his vermin hunting very seriously.  But the question is, was Larry hiding there because he saw a giant rat enter No. 10 Downing – or does he just like a high-end litterbox?

Either way, that is one pussy that is NOT going to be grabbed!